I Can't Believe I Took The Whole Thing #3

If you're not familiar with Shane Diesel, he's a Black (possibly mixed race) performer who has a very thick cock. It's far from the longest one I've seen in porn (performers like Mandingo and Jack Napier still hold the record there), but it's by far the thickest one I've seen in the past several years. So using Shane in his own series (and he has a few going, including S.O.S. in addition to this one) is a great idea, since it's always fun to see petite porn girls getting stuffed. But the problem I've noticed with Shane's movies is a lack of creativity, and that's one of the major problems with I Can't Believe I Took The Whole Thing 3. Yes, we get to see some cute girls get rammed with Shane's big tool - but there's really nothing beyond that to set this release apart from so many other interracial ones on the market.

I think one of the problems is that all the interview material with the girls has been relegated to the extras section of the DVD. Therefore, unless you watch the extras first, or have seen these gals in other flicks, you really don't know that much about them when the sex begins - and as I have stated in review after review, getting to know a little about the girl first almost always makes watching the sexual action more entertaining. All five of the scenes here basically start with the girl teasing the camera and then Shane joining in on the fun...there's very little in the way of conversation between the performers, even when things are getting hot and heavy.

Latina babe Ice LaFox is up first, a brunette who begins her segment wearing a teal colored outfit. After posing for a bit, she gets Shane hard by sucking on his cock and gets into a bit of 69 action with him. This is followed by cowgirl, doggy and missionary - then some throat fucking by Shane - finishing up with spoon and reverse cowgirl. The pop-shot has Shane jerking into her mouth, and Ice lets the cum drip out and down onto her chest and body.

I'm not positive, but I'm going to guess that the black hair Dasani Lezian is sporting in Scene Two is a wig. She's still good looking, and follows pretty much the same formula all these scenes do: some posing, a warm-up blowjob and then various positions. This scene also ends with a facial.

Scene Three with Gianna is nice, if only because she has some very nice breasts (which appear to be all-natural) and Shane takes advantage of them - playing and sucking on them early in the scene, and tit-fucking them shortly before he pops at the end of the scene.

Victoria Lan has black, curly hair and is wearing a black fishnet top at the beginning of her segment. She also sports pierced nipples and a pierced clit and does missionary and cowgirl with Shane on a couch before moving down onto the carpeted floor for doggy, spoon, some more cowgirl and reverse cowgirl action.

Box cover girl Jersey Jaxin is next - and she's by far the smallest framed gal on this DVD, so that's probably why they saved her scene for last. Despite being rather petite, Jersey has no problems taking Shane's tool deep inside her snatch in most of the standard sexual positions. She takes a load in her mouth at the conclusion, and swallows it down.

The extras are nicely done, giving viewers a 25-minute behind the scenes featurette, as well as two bonus scenes: one exclusive to this title featuring redhead Anna Pierceson with Shane; and a scene with Shane and Deja Daire from S.O.S. #1 (although the DVD incorrectly states it's from S.O.S. #3). Also included are a slide show, a fetish menu and two trailers for other DVD releases.

If the scene descriptions above seem rather tame and repetitive, that's because the scenes themselves are so. There's no anal at all in the movie, no creative positions tried and little more than the standard suck, fuck and cum that one would see in thousands of other porn releases. In fact, the only thing that this movie really has going for it is the size of Shane's cock. But that's not enough to give this release anything more than an average rating.