What's a Girl Gotta Do?

Stormy already starred (as well as wrote) one of the best features of the year, Neighbors, and now she's back with another, and it's even better. Bravely equal parts sex and (gasp!) plot, What's A Girl Gotta Do? is a funny, sex-filled farce that harkens back to the screwball comedies of the 1930s...with some girl/girl, boy/girl, and girl/boy/girl action thrown in.

Stormy plays a low-level employee at a nameless office, desperate for a promotion, so in order to impress the boss, she plans to invite him to a dinner party at her house with all of her "classy" friends. With a series of confessionals to the camera, we learn that almost no one is actually looking forward to the party. Her friend (Kelli Tyler) has much more important things to do, including her cute artist girlfriend (Rita Faltoyano.) As we see Rita paint in Kelli's studio, she slowly draws her attention away from the canvas and onto herself, seductively moving the paintbrush around her nipples and breasts. Soon, she doing the same thing to Kelli and within minutes they're both wearing nothing but acrylic paint, sucking and licking each other nonstop. While this is the only girl/girl scene in the movie, it gives you a good idea of what's to come, high production values, great direction and lighting and incredibly hot action.

After that hot session we go back to Stormy, who tells us about her next guess, an old boss that she had an "ill-advised" affair with (Steven St. Croix.) Of course, we are then treated to a flashback of the affair, and while it may have been 'ill-advised' it sure looked like a lot of fun. After one of the most intentionally funny build-ups to a sex scene ever in a porno, they're all over each other, going at it on a leather couch. While far from classy or seductive, the amount of attention Stormy gets, and the general romantic tone of the scene will appeal to guys, girls and couples. We get another look into Stormy's past with a completely out-of-the-blue flashback scene with Evan Stone, just as good as the previous one, it is sadly Stormy's last scene in the movie as the sex itself takes a backseat for the party, with nary a boob to be found for over 20 minutes.

A gap in the action this long would usually be the kiss of death for a porn feature, but that's surprisingly not the case here. As the guests arrive, misunderstands and calamities of Three's Company proportions begin to unravel Stormy's best-laid plans for the perfect party, and hilarity ensues. Faltoyano is especially good as the ditsy foreigner, and Randy Spears is just as good with some great one-liners and surprisingly good delivery. The acting in this movie is actually better than some "real" straight-to-video movies I've seen.

Don't worry though, there's still plenty of great sex scenes. Nicole Sheridan and Voodoo have a particularly hot session in the bathroom .It's another great scene for couples and even ends on a hysterical (and realistic) note involving a mid-copious injury that Voodoo sustains.

Less realistic is the three-way "fuck off" between Rita, Kelli and Randy in the bedroom. In an effort to prove who fucks better, the two girls take turns with Randy, who is more than happy to be their judge. Strictly for the guys, Randy gets all the attention here, this being the quintessential threesome fantasy for a guy, with the two of them sucking, licking and fucking him every way they can. I'm not going to complain, however, it's great stuff.

The extras included on the DVD are just as good as the movie, the highlight being a bonus scene with Stormy from Secrets Of The Velvet Ring that made me want to check out that movie. An above-average behind-the-scenes is also included, as well as a long blooper reel that shows that while the acting in the movie was good, it wasn't easy for them to pull off. Also included are some photo galleries and trailers, as well as a German audio track. I don't know the practicality of that, but watching dubbed porno is always funny.

Between the good plot, great laughs, surprisingly good acting and downright amazing sex scenes, this is a must buy for all fans of features, Stormy or just high-quality adult entertainment. Just be sure to keep watching after the credits, because the action on this one doesn't stop until the very end.