Teens Revealed

Michael Stefano's TEENS REVEALED features one terrific scene spotlighting the irresistibly cute Ann Harlow (who looks more cover girl glamorous on the packaging than in the movie), who does great work in a two-guy threesome at the end of the flick. The preceding four scenes however, aren't nearly as nasty or as lusty, and bring this otherwise good gonzo flick down to an average rating. Another problem is that director and performer Stefano just can't seem to keep quiet during his scenes, and his constant Max Hardcore-like ramblings of "yeah, that's so nasty!" and other words of wisdom might be a source of irritation to those who want to hear the girls do their thing.

Nevertheless, his shortcomings as a director is mitigated by the kind of conduct he coaxes from his actresses, who (with the exception of one girl) delivers what he demands without so much as a peep or protest. Viewers should be aware however, that although the sex is hard and very physical, there are no anal scenes to be had. If you intended on picking up this flick hoping that these legal tender teenagers would be willing to take a dick up the Hershey Highway, caveat emptor.

Since the Ann Harlow scene is my favorite of the video, it's worth talking about first. It's worth noting at the outset that the introductory scenes in TEENS REVEALED are certainly more interesting and more in-depth than what we usually get in pre-show interviews. Ann is perfectly relaxed and open when speaking before the camera, and her presence makes this disc almost worth getting. Stefano and another performer bang her around like a rag doll, and though there are instances where she seems to be unsure of what's happening, there's little doubt that she's an expert lover who would be right at home in any Evil Angel, Anabolic or Red Light District title After a tag-team session of fucking, Stefano squirts a total of eight times directly in her mouth before she swallows down the white stuff without so much as a gag or a flinch. I've certainly seen nastier scenes in many other titles, but Ann's definitely has a higher repeat factor than most.

The movie opens uneventfully with trashy blonde Cherry and Malaysia flirting with each other while showing their asses off for the camera. It isn't long before they're on their knees giving director Michael Stefano a "just okay" blowjob. The ménage a trois that follows is of equal quality, neither poor nor exceptional when compared to so many other gonzo scenes. The use of dildos adds some flavor to the mix but neither girl performs anal and the cum-swapping facial is tepid, at best.

Eighteen-year-old Kitty (a very thin Amer-Asian girl who gives new meaning to the word "barely legal") is introduced immediately after peeing in the toilet (which isn't necessarily a turn-on to me). Though not an outstanding beauty, she is talkative, friendly and obviously really into sex. Her tiny frame means that she's amenable to being moved around and fucked in all sorts of otherwise difficult positions. Her guy even manages to hold her up effortlessly while she rides him reverse cowgirl style.

British tart Eliza, who kind of looks like Christina Ricci, clearly carries the stereotypical air of European sophistication and politeness during her initial interview. Though I found her attractive, Eliza seems to be rather adverse to cock sucking, not to mention deep throating, and her overall attitude during her threesome is downright lazy and bored. One get the feeling that this poor girl would rather be somewhere else, especially given how motionless and monotone she is after the guys cum all over her face. It's not a distasteful scene, but it sure is un-erotic.

Luckily, Puerto Rican cutie Simone, who captured my fancy in the otherwise lackluster POP THAT CHERRY #2, is up next and makes up for the hard-on-deflating experience of the previous scene. She is flirtatiously nasty here, and predictably, does great work with some incoherent European slacker (who admits that his cock needs cleaning before the scene!) in the second hottest coupling in the flick.

Video is excellent, while and audio quality is very good, but the bonus features are only slightly above average. The "Behind The Scenes" segment is entertaining, as is the Photo Shoot of all six girls. The Cum Shot Recap is nice and convenient, though only Harlow swallows graphically.

Overall, TEENS REVEALED is a pretty entertaining piece of smut which does its job at satisfying the viewer's hunger for young, carnal flesh.