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Drink Deep
Don't let the garishly composed DVD packaging dissuade you from picking up DOWN THE HATCH #12, which just so happens to be one of the best editions of this long-running and very popular series offered by Diabolic. Covergirl Lena Juliette looks better in the flick than she does in her photo, where she more than resembles mid-nineties porn slut Cumisha Amado. Previous volumes have spotlighted women who were fairly skanky, if not downright unattractive. Exceptions like Daniella Rush, Ander Page and Sunrise Adams were often crowded out by girls who were unlikely to win beauty contests. However, #12 does happen to feature more than its usual status quo of hot chicks, namely Venus, Jamie Brooks and Giselle Collins. The bright lighting, videography and reliance on close-ups do, unfortunately, highlight the flaws and imperfections of some of the cast (especially where dental work is concerned), but overall this was one video where beauty is not wholly sacrificed for action.
And speaking of action, there is more lewd conduct here than you cans shake your dick at. Six scenes of semen swallowing seduction serve to satisfy your basest desires, with exceptional performances coming from Venus and Lena. Because this is a Diabolic title, viewers can expect hardcore nastiness galore (throat-fucking, vaginal, anal and double penetration are served up liberally), with threesomes going on with all girls except for Jamie and Lena, who nevertheless drink down multiple guys. For the record, none of the guys are identified for each scene, but the swordsmen include director John Strong, Dick Nasty, Tony Tedeschi, Ben Bosque and Brandon Iron.
But I say, who cares about what face is attached to a hard-on? The babes are what count, and what they do on camera will have you consistently hot and bothered. Dirty blonde Giselle looks good throughout (though one can't help but wonder if that mole by her eye can't be removed), and swallows six cumshots one at a time. Isabel Ice waits until her mouth overflows with three sizable loads, then drinks down two more. Only Jamie - a hot Blonde with an Australian accent - is a little less enthusiastic, gamely opening up for a single shot of semen, which she ingests bravely if not reluctantly. However, she redeems herself by returning for six more shots shortly thereafter. Lena takes hers the old fashioned way, straight from the source, but then requests a semen beverage by having four guys fill a glass which she downs quickly but fearlessly. Though it doesn't quite meet up to the erotic standards of Francesca Le in her infamous GANGBANG GIRL feature, it's certainly comes to close. Scarlett O' Whora, who reminds me of young and certainly less loopy Courtney Love, says, "boys come feed me!" and tilts her head so six shots of man-goo.
However, the most arresting swallower here has got to be Venus, who I fell in lust with after seeing her in JEWEL RAIDER, LOVE IS WAR, MYSTIFIED and other feature flicks. If you're familiar only with those videos, her work here will probably shock you, as she snacks on cum like she were eating ice cream and gets double penetrated (including double pussy penetrated) with the greatest of ease. The incongruity of seeing such a stunning looking woman getting so down and dirty will convince you that this disc is a keeper (especially since hers is the very first scene of the flick). Even before she starts her brand of sexual acrobatics, Venus sits outdoors at the bottom of a staircase and smiles sweetly as she talks about her enjoyment of shucking semen. After teasing the camera with her hot little body, she casually opens up for a trio of climaxes, and licks up the remnants which stain her lips and chest. This little segment alone was worth the price of my admission, but within seconds, she climbs up the steps (with the camera lingering on her long legs) and dives into her threesome. Naturally, she swallows her partners up at the end. Simply amazing.
Conveniently, Diabolic does their audiences an invaluable favor by providing their patented "Cumshot Recap" where the climactic moments can be re-played again and again in a continuous loop. Also featured is bonus sex footage of each actress, as well as a Photo Gallery and Website Information, plenty of chapter stops, and the ability to turn the music soundtrack off during playback.
DOWN THE HATCH #12 is the best edition I have yet seen of this very popular series, and I'm holding onto my copy for dear life.
Venus, Giselle and Isabel are Glorious!
The previous installment, DTH 11, was so good, I really doubted that John Strong could improve upon perfection. But, as I watched Venus, Giselle and Isabel collect load after hot creamy load of spunk in their open mouths, then gleefully swallow them down, I knew he had succeeded.
This series just keeps getting better and better. Can't wait for lucky 13!