Down The Hatch #13

Down The Hatch is one of Diabolic's most popular lines, launched and made famous by Mike John. But after the great Red Light exodus a couple of years ago, the series sat dormant, with John Strong eventually turning out a couple of decent installments. But now that Strong has moved on to Platinum X, the line has fallen into the astute hands of Chico Wang. Chico's off-center approach to porn is single-handedly putting Diabolic back on the map as one of the industry's finest sources of top-notch smut. The ascent continues with this downright nasty installment, laced with the same mix of humor and hardcore we've come to expect from a Chico Wang production.

The video opens on Kat, a petite brunette who has just risen from bed for a little breakfast. She walks into the kitchen and grabs a shot glass. When Brian Surewood appears, she sucks his hard cock, then raises the shot glass to catch his semen. Once the bottom of the glass is filled with goo, she gulps it down and thanks Brian for breakfast.

Blonde Stacy Thorn is dressed in a turquoise bikini, hooking up with Brian Surewood and Tony T in a cramped alley. She sucks their cocks and swallows the jizz, before moving indoors for her full scene. Inside she works over Brian, Tony, and Joel Lawrence, taking a DP within the first minute. The guys sample her mouth, pussy, and ass in numerous positions. She finally takes to her knees and catches each guy's load in her mouth before gulping down the vile mixture. But it's not over yet. She's soon led outside where four more guys are waiting the fill her belly with nut butter. Having swallowed four more loads, she turns the camera and says, "Thanks for dinner."

Before the next full scene gets underway, we're treated to a little break. First, Kat, Melissa, Missy, and Stacy talk about sucking dick. Then in a mini-scene, Kat walks over to a naked guy and start sucking his cock, swallowing the jizz he squirts in her mouth.

Missy Monroe is up next, pulling up in an old convertible, wearing nothing but some dark red lingerie. She get out of the car, walks to a door, knocks on it, then sucks the naked guy that answers. After he jerks off into her mouth, she leaves and enters a nearby house where Brian Surewood is waiting. She rides him in a hard cowgirl setup, causing her fine ass cheeks to jiggle. Following an energetic missionary setup, Brian pops inside her mouth, but he's not finished yet. He bends Missy over a couch and starts fucking her ass next. She tastes her ass juice off Brian's cock a few times during this fine rump slamming session. During one such blowjob, she jerks him off into her mouth, careful to show the cum to the camera before swallowing.

In another buffer sequence, Trina, Kat, and Melissa talk about their first time eating jizz. Then in a mini-scene, Brian and Tony T corner Jennifer Spluey in an alley, fucking her mouth and coating her throat with cum.

Before big boobed Trina Michaels begins her full scene, she wanders outside and hooks up with six naked guys. One by one they jerk off in her mouth. She refrains from swallowing till the last guy pops. Then Chico sprinkles some dill weed in her mouth for extra flavor before she gulps it all down. Indoors, Trina introduces herself, then immediately stuffs Tony T's cock up her ass in a reverse cowgirl position. Joel Lawrence uses this opportunity to fill her pussy, completing a DP. After thoroughly defiling all of Trina's orifices, Joel and Tony jerk off in her mouth. Then Chico prompts her to gargle the cum before swallowing.

Now it's time for the intermission, featuring Gia Jordan. As revealed in the extras, Gia was supposed to do a DP scene for Chico, but cancelled at the last minute. But she did agree to show up and let seven guys pop in her mouth. One by one, the guys jerk off in her mouth, but she doesn't swallow. By the time the seventh guy pops, her mouth is completely full of cum. Chico has her gargle, resulting in some massive cum bubbles. When it's time to swallow, it takes two large gulps to get it all down.

Delilah Strong is a blonde 21-year-old, boasting, "If you fuck me, you have to cum in my mouth." John Strong takes her up on that offer, stuffing her mouth with his cock. Using a nearby couch for support, John slams Delilah's cute shaved pussy in several positions, including a fantastic cowgirl setup that seamlessly transition to a wild aerial as John picks her up while continuing to pump away. As expected, John finally unloads in Delilah's mouth. She shows off the load, then swallows. John then leads her outdoors where four more guys are waiting to fill her mouth with jizz.

A few more brief monologues lead-in to Kat's scene, where she's busy talking to Chico in Spanish about how much she loves man milk. Without a blowjob primer, Scott Nails shows up and starts fucking her pussy, then ass, in a missionary position. Scott continues stuffing her petite ass, giving Kat the chance to tastes his cock on a couple of occasions. Kat persists with taunts in Spanish, eventually opening her mouth to catch Scott's goo. Feeling she didn't get enough, Chico walks in the bathroom as Kat washes up and asks her if she wants more cum. Of course, she does. He then leads her outside and has her kneel on the grass. Soon after reciting the line, "I want you to rust my braces", eleven naked guys surround Kat and begin jerking off over her open mouth. She holds the cum in her mouth, then swallows all eleven loads with one mighty gulp.

Another monologue sequence segues into Jennifer Spluey's scene. She serenades us with the Mr. Penis song, set to the tune of "Oh My Darling Clementine." When she finishes singing, she kneels on the mattress (sitting on a lawn) and sucks Joel Lawrence and Brian Surewood. The guys don't even bother with this little brunette's pussy. Instead, they take turns pounding her tight little ass. There's lots of goofing off in this scene which adds a nice laid back tone, especially when Brian starts mock-fucking her armpit, ear, and nose. Jennifer takes to her knees once more, catching Brian and Joel's loads in her mouth. She swallows then is led indoors where five more guys jerk off in her mouth.

French hottie Melissa Lauren finally makes her appearance toward the end of the disc, entering a room full of horny guys and asking, "Is my breakfast here?" She gets naked and drops to her knees in the center of the room. Melissa is no fan of swallowing, but she never shows a hint of nervousness as all 18 guys squirt their jizz in her mouth, gulping down each load as it's deposited. The action then transitions to Melissa's full scene, where she's busy berating Americans, while Brian Surewood retaliates with some French bashing. The dual antagonism works well throughout the scene, with Brian finally shoving his cock in her mouth prior to slam fucking her ass. Tired of her taunts he stuffs her panties in her mouth, but she continues her attacks by flipping him off, even while he's balls deep inside her asshole. She takes over, riding him hard in reverse cowgirl and cowgirl positions, then hops off to suck his ass tainted dick, eventually gargling and gulping down Brian's ball juice.

As the video began, Chico returns to Kat's bedroom as she goes back to bed. But she's not quite ready to fall to , telling us she needs her "warm milk." On cue, Brian pops out of her bed's covers and pushes his hard cock in her mouth. He even fucks her in a spoon position before returning to her mouth. This time Brian unloads while his cock is pushed deep in the back of Kat's throat. As a result, his goo (and a ton of saliva) pour out of Kat's mouth, pooling on her bed. Not missing a beat, Kat leans over and slurps up the mess before falling to . If you liked Jennifer, you'll want to stick around for the credits. Chico conducts a fun little interview with her, then afterward, Tony T fucks her briefly before jizzing in her mouth.

While I appreciate the three hour and nine minutes of action, I can't help but think that the DVD's quality has been sacrificed in favor of the running time. The video quality is fairly crisp for the most part, but some sequences are totally awash in pixels. This usually occurs in some of the underexposed outdoor sequences, like Kat's scene. The two audio tracks (one with music, the other without) is also a nice addition, but they probably takes up quite a bit of space and may be partially responsible for the inconsistent image quality. Due to the packed nature of the disc, extras are understandably scant offering a photo gallery, a cum shot recap (running a whopping 23 minutes!), and 13 minutes of Gia Jordan Extras. This footage includes a couple of somewhat humorous encounters with The Minion. Needless to say, Gia wasn't laughing. In fact, she was pretty pissed off, but it makes for some fun BTS content, especially if you're a fan of The Minion.

Down The Hatch 13 is simply packed with cum guzzling action. But Chico offers a whole lot more than swallowing, delivering several intense scenes with all the nasty stuff Diabolic fans demand. While the video transfer is somewhat disappointing, the really harsh blemishes are few and far between, and shouldn't distract from the on-screen nastiness. So go ahead and check this one out...just don't watch it on a full stomach.