Down the Hatch #9

I like Down the Hatch. There are lots of girls, lots of jizz going down their throats and some funny blooper scenes.

First, is Ashley Blue and four guys. The movie starts out with a statement: "The most frequently asked question in the adult entertainment industry is 'How do I get into porn?'" The guy standing there tells us all you have to do is have a super cute girlfriend who likes nasty fucking (like his girlfriend, Ashley Blue). The camera follows him into a warehouse where some cardboard is on the floor; along with Ashley, Marcus, Lex and Jon Dough. This scene really sold me on Ashley Blue. She is adorably cute, and she fucks and sucks like you only wish every girl did. She takes the cumshots in her mouth and says, "I need more." DP from Marcus and Lex follows before the last round of cumshots. Her boyfriend doesn't look like a porn vet, but it did look like he unleashed a sizeable load in her mouth.

Secondly, is Cameron blowing two guys. Cameron looks like her namesake, Cameron Diaz, and basically, this is just a teaser of the more to come. Cameron looks good and, of course, swallows.

Third, is Ashley Long and three guys. I dig Ashley Long, but not so much her English accent. But she's got a hard body and also loves nasty sex. Check her out in Red Light District's Gang Bang 2. This is a superb scene with two rounds of cumshots. She looks good at the end, too, because a lot of the cum is on her face and body. I know this is a swallowing tape, but I prefer the cum-splattered look.

Fourthly, Melanie blows one guy. This is basically an audition at the new headquarters of Diabolic. Melanie has an average body, nice face and makes a 'porn vet' cumshot adjustment that leaves Eric Everhard, Mike John and the 'meat puppet' from the scene admiring her savvy. "She's hired," says Mike.

Fifth, is Cameron and one guy. Now, Cameron is cute and swallows, but I felt this was very heat-free and the least exciting full scene.

Sixth, is Raylin and Jon Dough. I haven't ever seen a Raylin scene before, although I have heard about the killer tan lines. Cameron's scene and this scene are total opposites, I thought. Raylin talks throughout the scene about what's turning her on and comments about Jon's cock, etc. Raylin might be a little older, but has a killer body and is definitely nastier than I thought she would be. At one point, she's getting it in the ass from Jon and fingerbanging herself with three fingers, when she asks for another cock (which unfortunately doesn't show up). Raylin takes two cumshots through the scene and looks damn good doing it.

Seventh, is Rose Petal and three or four guys. Rose Petal's new, but that doesn't stop her from doing three guys in a scene similar to Ashley Blue's. She's good looking, but not super-adorable like Ashley Blue, though. This is a very solid scene.

Eighth, is Melanie and two guys. Melanie, the cover girl, returns and takes on Everhard and the other white guy. Melanie's got a thick body but still looks good. I don't think she was expecting the DPP that soon came up in the scene, but on the other hand, she looked like she really was into the regular DP (pussy and ass) that came later on. I was pleasantly surprised.

Blowjob-only scenes aside, I thought the only down scene on this whole disc was Cameron's one-on-one (and that could be just my personal preference). Either way, it's easy to see why this is already a bestseller. This is definitely a winner for Diabolic.