Lewd Conduct #9

We start up with Misty who is 25 and, apparently, quite in the mood for a little lovin'. You don't think women would lie about such a thing, do you? Fortunately for her--and us--she finds a willing partner within the span of a few moments and goes to town on him in an oral manner that ends up with a little 69 action. She then gets some solo oral attention paid to her as we come to the inescapable conclusion that her breasts are 100% natural since fake ones don't look quite that droopy. She's still a lovely girl, but her breasts are suffering. Even though her body is less than perfect, her performance is quite good. She keeps eye contact with the camera almost the entire time (which is inexplicably erotic) and just knows how to make it sound like she loves every minute of the action, where she actually does or not. She swallows a load to finish it off and this disc starts off quite nicely.

We next get Taylor St. Clair who shows us her goods before requesting a double anal penetration. She then, amazingly enough, gets two guys with which she begins with the usual oral sex on both of them. She takes anal sex amazingly well and a nice double facial ends the proceedings. Wow, two scenes into the movie and we already have two good segments. I'm liking the start of this.

Next is Madison who desires to get fucked--and just like almost everybody else in this title, her wish comes to pass. She gets quite a bit of oral attention before the sex starts, but just like the other girls, she maintains eye contact with the camera throughout which only makes the scene play as being that much sexier. A facial ends the action after the usual (reverse cowgirl, doggy, etc.) but the girls watching the camera throughout really does make these scenes better.

Brittany Blue is on deck next and, like the others, wants to have sex. You know, I have a hard time buying that these girls can't get sex anytime they want it. I really do have a hard time buying that. We get more of the usual action out of her, but these scenes just work so "the usual" is excellence. This just shows that competence is far more important than originality. She actually swallows a load rather than the usual facial.

Our final performer for the day is Mila (who has an incredibly sexy accent) and she wants to have sex with two American boys. Again, does she really have a hard time finding guys on her own? I'd find that a little hard to buy, personally. She does proceed to go at it with the boys and, honestly, her doing the dirty talk with her accent is amazingly arousing. She takes to anal sex well enough and the boys switch off repeatedly and she immediately takes the guy who was in her butt into her mouth. I don't know if I'm grossed out or turned on by this, to be honest. It seems unpleasant but she doesn't seem to mind one little bit. She even tongues one of the guy's butts and that, quite honestly, is the least erotic thing I can imagine. I don't much like it when the guys do it to the girl. I really don't like it when the girl does it to the guy. A little DP action follows, and all of this ends with her swallowing most of two loads.

We even get a little cumshot recap, but that's only accessible through the chapter select screen--it doesn't play automatically at the end of the disc.

This disc is a 2-sided disc with Side B being chock full of ads for Diabolic clothing and, as expected, loads of previews hitting most of their big series ("Lewd Conduct" 1-4, "Panochitas" 1-3, "Debauchery" 1-3, "Gangbang Auditions" 1-3, "2 on 1" 1-3 and "Down the Hatch 1"). If I could only get companies to forego their slide show "extra" that seems to exist on way too many DVDs and, instead, focus on including things such as behind-the-scenes footage and trailers, I'd be one happy camper.

So, with all of this said, is it good? Man, this is a darned good little title. I've seen better titles, but this is definitely up there. Yes, all of the scenes are, more or less, similar. This is basically true of all adult videos. The performances are what tend to set the scenes apart and this title as has darned good scenes. The women are all enthusiastic (I'm not sure I've seen anybody more enthusiastic than Mila was) and the decision to have them watch the camera makes the scenes work so well. The women are all gorgeous and enthusiastic which only serves to make the scenes that much better. There is no substitute to high enthusiasm. Heck, I can't even fault them for failing to live up to their title because some things in that scene were rather lewd and tasteless.

So, yes, give this disc a whirl. Heck, the Mila scene alone is almost enough to warrant a purchase!