Mouth 2 Mouth #5

When it comes to biggest bang for your buck, and the most sensation for your semen, director Chico Wang proves that his fuck flicks are miles ahead of the competition. Such is the case with MOUTH 2 MOUTH #4, a cum-swapping title which has already replaced CUM SWAPPING SLUTS as my favorite of this sub-genre. Though his earlier efforts for Diabolic/Anabolic seemed shaky and hackneyed, this gonzo director has done an excellent job with videos such as NO SWALLOWING ALLOWED and UN-NATURAL SEX TITLES. Now, I look forward to any gonzo production under his direction. Packing over three hours on a single platter of non-stop debauchery, the wealth of hardcore footage is enough to embarrass even the most jaded of raincoaters.

Like almost every other porno, the women are introduced from the beginning, usually in a state of undress, and either making out, flirting and teasing, or dominating each other, before some lucky guy (or two) joins the party and becomes the center of their attention. Except for a few improvised, and sometimes hard to hear, dirty talk from the girls, and of course, the always-familiar screams of passion and moans of ecstasy, the soundtrack is nondescript (though I appreciate Diabolic's audio option to turn the music off). On the surface, a quick scan of this title seems no different than what's offered in literally hundreds of others. But as you watch - and I mean actually watch the DVD, not just fast-forward - you'll find yourself enjoying the tongue-in-cheek (no pun intended) foreplay between the girls and the general breeziness of each scene.

Two of the hottest "new" girls in adult, Hillary Scott and Leah Luv (see Diesel's Den "Best In Show, Part Two available for your reading pleasure on this site) open up MOUTH 2 MOUTH with a little rough lesbian action. Both blondes look as slutty as ever in their fishnet outfits, and Leah's trademark braces underscore the "barely legal" element of this type of gonzo affair. Steve Holmes (looking shockingly unrecognizable with his new long, black hair; I didn't really care for his physical presence in this scene, but as bad luck would have it, he reappears in every other scene!) eventually shows up, and helps himself to both girls in a round-robin butt- and vaginal-fucking, ass-to-mouth shots, and finally, of course, the cum-swapping, which is done expertly and ingested by Miss Scott.

The blondes return again two scenes later, to verbally and physically humiliate, and then fellate, a "bag boy" (literally, a guy with a shopping bag over his head) into orgasmic submission. The scene is a non-sequitur, but hey, I would gladly undergo the type of abuse this "Unknown Stud" goes through, if it meant that these blonde hotties would be gargling my man-goo.

As any pornophile might guess, pretty much the same type of sexual conduct takes place in every major scene, with only slight variations in domination and basic set-up. Yet the variety of performers and Mr. Wang's extended pacing makes the formula work. Jennifer Spluey (a dark-haired girl who I've never seen before) and dirty blonde Tiffany Rayne also give Steve Holmes a tag-team workout, and they trade off his load a couple of times before Miss Spluey gargles and swallows. The two girls reappear for another scene later on for another blowjob and rimjob on some faceless guy with Tiffany swallowing the result.

Next, Jeanie Marie and Christie Lee, another blonde and brunette combo are introduced kissing and rubbing each other's clits before treating Mr. Holmes to their wares. The cum-swapping is quick, and to the point with only one exchange chugged down by Jeanie (who is very cute, but the heavy make-up is unable to hide her post-teen acne in close-up). As "punishment" for Jeanie swallowing Steve's load prematurely, the girls show up in another quick scene with Miss Marie rimming and sucking off three guys and the trading their splooge with her partner.

Kara Bare and Savannah Stern (again, two newbies in my book) assume the familiar domination/submission roles when they take on you-know-who on a couch. The girls also make an encore appearance at the end. Appearing first outdoors, Naomi and Jasmine Tame make some time admiring each one another's very curvy behinds and kissing deeply like horny teenagers. They then appear indoors, with an unidentifiable male partner and the three of them go at it, with an emphasis on hard anal-fucking. The ongoing tongue-twisting, even after the semen exchange, is always a treat, and I was more than happy to see them stick around for the next scene, which is another oral quickie (though I could have done without seeing Naomi try to stick her pink high heel up the poor shlub's ass), performed to completion with superb cum-swapping.

And finally, covergirls Daisy Marie and Tiffany Taylor work overtime to please Tony T. and Talon (a little too many "T's" in that grouping) in the penultimate scene. It starts off aggressively with deep kisses exchanged immediately upon introduction right before they ease into a sixty-nine position which only goes on for a few seconds before we bring on the bad guys. I must admit that the extremely large tattoo on Daisy's back is a visual distraction, and the lack of anal interaction is certainly a disappointment. The girls act like their constantly in the throes of orgasm, which is less than convincing. On the other hand, they make-out whenever physically possible and the cum-swapping isn't too bad (though again, Daisy's tight-lipped behavior lessens the impact).

As if to make up for the lackluster ending, Savannah and Kara return for a rim job on two guys bent conveniently over a couch. The girls do their job noisily and with frequent giggling (the director's disembodied voice booms "Uh, don't cheat! In the butthole, where the shit comes out!") After awhile, the girls take a break and kiss, and then the scene transitions to a cumshot where they receive a mouthful of ejaculate which is exchanged. A second cumshot follows, and the girls crack-up while fairly funny comments are made by Mr. Wang. Some may find this type of action and direction a little too much, but I find the lack of pretension fun and even refreshing. Hey, different strokes...

Even while pushing the limits of what a double-layered DVD can hold, picture quality is consistently good and the images are bright and solid. Because of all the video information, extras are kept to a minimum with a photo gallery, a cumshot recap, and animated menus. However, I don't believe anyone can or should complain about bonus materials with a flick that runs over three hours. The director could easily have stuck a few of these scenes in another section of the DVD and called it "bonus footage," but I would much rather see it in the context of the main feature itself, which is what we get here.

Chico's method of direction isn't revolutionary, and even he would be the first admit that his style is hardly artistic. Yet, the lack of creative pretension, the obviously staged, but occasionally spontaneous performances, and the overall feeling of good, dirty, smutty fun all mean a satisfying time for all.