Lewd Conduct #2

Me, I would have called the movie "A lot of Girls Get It In The Ass- Over and Over Again." Then again, I believe in honesty in advertising. Every scene in this movie started with some guy's fingers in some girl's ass before he fucked the shit out of her and then took a ride on the Hershey Highway. Repetitiveness becomes quite boring when it is applied to porn. I mean, how many times in one flick do I need a close-up of some guy's middle finger probing deeply into some chick's ass. I was totally expecting one of the girls to scream out "Goddamn it, get that finger out of my ass- I'm not a fucking puppet." Unfortunately, none of them did. Anyway, on to the skin.

We begin with Dina Jewel, who steps out of her streetrod and tells us that not only is she from Sweden, but when not cruising the streets, she enjoys a good deep-dicking. And, quite conveniently, there are two guys standing right there, ready to fill whatever hole(s) she desires. Wasting no time, Dina grabs both dicks and does the ever-popular alternating dick-suck, before they throw her on the bench that is also conveniently located nearby. She continues to suck one as the other throws it up in her. Does anyone remember that game wheelbarrow where you hold someone's legs up and they walk around on their hands? Ok, now apply the same concept to sex. That's right, one of the guy's holds her legs up while he jams it in her, as she sucks the second guy off from what has to be an uncomfortable position. They end up with the double penetration, although I believe that Dina could have handled at least one more cock in her- she had that longing look in her eyes.

Next up is Emilia out on her porch getting (surprise, surprise) her ass fingering with the Hollywood sign in the background. After making sure her ass was nice and loosened up, she turns around and appeases the fingerer with a little oral before putting him down and climbing on for a ride. Now, I must comment here on the audio work. The chair that was being destroyed for the purposes of this scene was insanely loud. I mean, I could hear the squeak of the chair over Emilia's moans. Anyway, I really liked when the guy railed her from behind and grabbed her hair like a caveman- way to take control. The change of positions also includes some missionary anal, and from-the-side-one-leg-up stylee.

Chandler lays by the pool as her ass is fingered before the guy uses said fingers and tongue to probe her snatch, which looked like about two pounds of chipped ham. I give her credit though, the blow job she gave looked pretty good, in addition, the flexibility that she showed as the guy bent her legs back, damn near to her ears. This scene was pretty good especially with Chandler's silent moans and rolling eyes- at least she looked like she was enjoying getting her shit stuffed. The one complaint I had was that at one point, the guy falls out and starts bitching, and apparently the audio crew either didn't realize it, or was too fucking lazy to do anything about it. Also, whilst thrusting, the guy was getting into Chandler's ass way too easily- I bet that bitch could shit sideways.

Into the Nature Channel-esque background of the California foothills where a very, very sweaty Katie is receiving a quality box-munching on another well-positioned bench. After a bit of munching, he dives in dick-first and uses the patented missionary, to one leg up, to doggy maneuver, that has tricked countless ugly chicks into thinking the guy actually wants to admire their ass, as opposed to just pound away in bliss cuz he doesn't have to see her face anymore. For the final sequence, Katie climbs on for a quick jaunt before she is pounded into oblivion from the side.

Much like a naughty Cinderella, India strips down in an empty house and waits for the man-meat that she will swallow. Lo and behold, here comes here prince to pop a stiff cock into her eager mouth. Unfortunately, being inexperienced, she doesn't look at the camera, and consequently, he needs to keep reminding her. They then move over to the weight bench in the corner so he can slap that ass and then hit it from behind before allowing her to climb on for that final ride into the sunset.

The final scene pits Sabrina Johnson against two johnsons. And I should give her her due- she did handle it well. We open with Sabrina getting her ass fingered while she sucks the other guy off. Too see if she can beat her sister who could get her fist in her mouth, Sabrina tries, and succeeds in getting both cocks in her mouth before one of the guys rolls her over and fucks in her in the ass with all the passion of a dead dog. Sabrina then climbs on to see if she can get that dick to touch her kidneys, and then bounces gently before getting two dicks in the ass. Man, I had to wince at that one.

Overall, this movie was about average. The amateurs seemed to give a good performance, given the circumstances, but I was pretty unimpressed. The camera angles were jolting, and the interviews after the cumshots were not needed, and just detracted from the overall flow of the movie. In terms of features, this disc had a photo gallery, chapter search, web info, and current releases for the studio.

Diabolic has filled the huge raincoater gap in the DVD market quite nicely with their first several titles. (If we could get Anabolic and Extreme to follow suit, the feature fans may finally see what they've been missing.) Their no-nonsense, pretty girls who do anything approach to porn is not always 'pretty', but their DVD transfers are easily among the best in the biz. Crisp picture, very good sound and an extras package that is quite solid make their DVDs as good as anyone's. However, fans of Diabolic video already know that the real reason to make space on your shelf (Personal or store) is because they deliver the sexual good, big time.

Vince Vouyer has been a perfect fit with the Diabolic label. He doesn't fool himself into thinking we want to see elaborate stories and costumes. (Leave that to Private.) He also knows that the less bullshit before the sex, the better. (Now Vince, kindly pass the word to the Ed Powers' and Randy West's of the world. Most importantly, he realizes that in the world of raincoat porn, it's all about the women, baby. We want them to look good and fuck even better and for the most part, Vince gives us just that. In this particular movie, he has some of my personal favorites in the cast. It always helps when beauties like Dina Juwel, Sabrina Johnson and India are so sexually adventurous. When I reviewed this title on loved it, and before the credits are over, I have already realized that the improved picture quality offered by DVD is going to make this a 'must own' for any serious smut aficionado. We begin with cover babe Dina Juwel. She steps out of a hot rod, announces that she loves to fuck and is immediately on her knees with two big cocks in her face. I don't think there are too many women who look half as inviting as Dina, so this is something wonderful to enjoy. Before long they start tag teaming her at both ends so she doesn't have to split her oral attentions. With one in the puss, she goes to town. Is it just me, or are these two of the finest real tits on the face of the earth. Her pussy isn't half bad either, so every angle looks great. The guys also give her tight ass some big cocks and end up slipping her the ultimate, DP's her sexy body for all to see. (Yea, OK, so I'm smitten, freaking sue me.) Great double facial to end a fantastic opening three way. Emilia is a twenty-one year old Finnish blonde who isn't nearly as hot as Dina, but isn't the kind of girl you would toss out of bed for eating crackers either. Marcus fucks her ass with his fingers while she sucks on his fat cock. Nice eye contact as she strokes and licks that black shaft. Once she gets naked, that string of tattoos she has on her body is a bit much for me. Not so much that it's not nice to watch her bounce up and down on that rod. Whatever they feed girls in Finland, it sure seems to make them horny. Emilia just can't seem to get enough cock, no matter what angle Marcus chooses. This one will be a big hit with guys who really love the contrast between the super pale blonde and her dark skinned partner. Her ass is quite snug, but Emilia takes every inch of it and still manages a sexy smile as she squat fucks it all the way in. Another big smile as she takes a sticky facial. Welcome to America sweetie, now swallow.

Chandler represents American girls in this video and with legs like this, she is bringing her A game to the table. Vince keeps the sexy redhead for himself, fingering her a bit before settling in for a nice meal of red snapper. Chandler has always been a first class knob gobbler and really pulls out all the stops to show Vince how much she appreciates his efforts. (and his cock.) Her parts her thighs and slides all the way in on the first stroke. This shaved cutie takes a hard fucking and loves it, but even more, she loves dick in her ass. Vince gives her that cock, right up the back road. Well captured anal leading up to another facial. An underused starlet to be sure, Chandler shows why she was so popular with fans and her co-stars. If you believe the set up, then the next girl is really special. Katie just looked Vince up on the web because she wanted to fuck him. (Well, it happens to me all the time.) Regardless, this girl looks really good and Vince is more than happy to give her the once over. They go out to the desert for a little fun in the sun. Holy shit, check out the way this babe sucks dick. To call her enthusiastic would be selling Katie way short. She goes after dick like the secret to life lies somewhere in Vince's sack. He decides not to take it easy on the blonde, putting her on a rock and then fucking her with total abandon. Though not quite as jazzed by having her bum busted as she was with a dick in her pussy, Katie takes it all like a blooming porn slut. Her debut is complete when Vince drops a load right on her smiling face.

After three blondes, we move to dark skinned, totally gorgeous India. She strips down and takes a quick leak before letting Nick East feed her a little pale pork pole. This is by far, one of the most beautiful women in all of porn, and India doesn't back away when it's time to use her pretty mouth on a hard cock. He clearly enjoys the attention of this thin, chocolate treat and takes full advantage of her fantastic looking, shaved labes. Nice close ups as he fucks her from behind in the middle of the room. Closed mouth facial at the end, but this is still a woman too beautiful for words. Few women in porn are half as sexy as Sabrina Johnson. She gives everything in her sex scenes, sucking and fucking like a two dollar whore on pay day at the shipyards. Just hearing her talk is enough to make dicks stand up and take notice the world over. Vince brings in Mark Davis to help him fuck this thin, sexy British babe. Two big cocks aren't enough for this babe, but she deeps her mouth full and let's them take turns fucking her hot hole. When she isn't giving head, Sabrina is filling the air with her hot talk. She keeps right on with that as Mark fucks her tiny ass raw. You wouldn't think a butt this petite could take so much cock, but Ms. Johnson takes it happily and turns in the best anal of the movie. (It's a double anal, showing that she is, in fact, a first class butt slut.) Taking her facials like a champ, Sabrina closes this outstanding stroker movie in fine style. Starting out with Dina Juwel and finishing with Sabrina Johnson assures that this movie is bookended with fantastic fucking. Either one of these women would be reason enough to recommend the movie, but we get both. In addition, Katie's de-virginization, India's beyond gorgeous face, Emilia's interracial fuck and Chandler's read hot sucking make this good to watch from start to finish. As a DVD, Lewd Conduct is a notch above the video thanks the superior picture quality and great sound. Strokers will love, and they should because it's that fucking good.