Up Your Ass #18

Upon first glance, it's only natural to look a DVD like UP YOUR ASS #18 and think, "geez, how much longer can one title keep hacking it out?" There are so many videos out there which wear out their welcome with each numbered volume, that it all becomes one, big undistinguishable mess. But folks, when you get a DVD from a studio known for dishing out the most action-packed hardcore on the adult market, there is just no reason to complain. And even after successful "sequels," UP YOUR ASS is still one of Anabolic's deservingly best selling series.

"Captured by Mike John" (a properly descriptive credit, since I assume most of the performers in this video needed very little in the way of actual direction), UP YOUR ASS #18 features six, action-packed hardcore scenes divided into seven selection points spotlighting scenes with Monica Sweetheart, Lexington Steele and Mr. Marcus; Jewel De'Nyle and Lexington; Catalina and Mr. Marcus; Miko and Lexington; Alexandria and both guys; and finally Aurora Snow. (However, the scene with Miko Lee is divided into two chapters for some reason.) You also get the all-important Cumshot Recap, which to me, should be a required element of all porn DVDs, and will save you precious minutes from scanning the chapters to get to the eruptive climax.

Shot in the roving camera gonzo-style popularized by John Stagliano, UP YOUR ASS #18 offers lots and lots of close-ups of Alexandria Quinn impaling herself on a hard-on, and the very cute Catalina showing off her deep throating skills as she smiles away. Some of the ass-fucking scenes (the raison d' etre of this series) are expectedly intense, especially Miko's who genuinely seems to have an affection for Mr. Steele (and she would get a repeat shot at him in Evil Angel's LEX THE IMPALER). Couple who want kissing, cuddling, snuggling and sweet talk won't find any of those things here. It's all about the fucking and sucking, and UP YOUR ASS #18 gives it to the viewer good and hard.

The talent in this video are all known for their superior sexing skills, with veterans like Alexandra Quinn and Jewel De'Nyle getting equally matched by relative newcomers Monica Sweetheart and Catalina. Yet they all suck cock hard, get fucked in both holes even harder, and take a well-placed cumshot to the mouth, with impressively graphic swallowing results (admittedly, Miko is less explicit in receiving and swallowing her facial). Previous volumes of UP YOUR ASS spotlighted Sean Michaels in the male lead, but here we get the already legendary Lexington Steele and Mr. Marcus, and they never fail to get the ladies all wet in their panties. Sure, with the exception of Aurora Snow, Monica Sweetheart and possibly Catalina, none of the girls would be mistaken for Wicked or Vivid contract girls, but they give one hundred percent to their scenes and the results are never less than satisfying.

The video quality is excellent, as is the audio. Pornophiles are well aware of Anabolic's limited bonus features on their DVDs (a Photo Gallery, a bunch of trailers on the B-side, and some promotional info) and you pretty much get more or less of the same here. To me, it doesn't matter: the main feature is what it's all about.

UP YOUR ASS is right up your alley. Get it!