Assman #3

Jean-Yves Le Castel is the Assman. Mission: find, expose and completely ravage the finest assholes in Eastern Europe! How does he do it? Well, first he directs and films it himself - a one-man film crew. Secondly, throw scripts out the window. Next, keep it low budget - no fancy props, sets and storylines. Final ingredients: hire raw and natural talent, then shoot in any damn location one can find! Make no mistake, Anabolic specializes in "nasty" and this gonzo feature is no exception.

Even though Assman can righteously be compared to Buttman, he stands tall on his own merits. This is pure and unrefined Euro-porn. The comparison is limited to this: both of these Anal-Explorers do their job gonzo-style and they do it well.

What should one expect, then, of Assman #3? Well... a lot! But here is the itemized breakdown: anal sex (no shit?), double-penetrations, GAPING anuses, jizz-galore, facials and some of the finest cum-swallowing ever captured on film. Standing out above all that - kissing. Yes! It's true - it's true! Somehow, even in the raunchiest productions, this particular porno manages to integrate "sincere" kissing. That being said, I am brought to another important point... without losing any of it's ravenous eroticism, Assman #3 presents a sense of humor about its self and displays genuine camaraderie within the cast. It's almost as if the females, whom you can assume are the ones most "worked-out", are just as spirited (about the project) as are the males. Certainly a positive note - especially if you are considering showing this to your female counterpart - or- if you are female and wondering, "Hey, is this one of those the-female-is-just-a-piece-of-meat films?" Something to keep in mind: this is not for ANYONE squeamish, regardless of gender!

Each segment takes place in a different location. Most are shot in an outdoor setting of some kind or another. The only exceptions - one scene is in a shed and one is set in an apartment. How about those scenes? Which ones are exceptional? I shall tell you...

Really, all of the sex scenarios are pretty good. There are two that I found exceptionally unique. The 4-way shed session stars Reka, Katty and two gentlemen friends. In my opinion, these two ladies are the "pick of the litter", when it comes to attractiveness. Inside the shed, the actors split into two couples - engaging in standard fucking, oral sex and some serious anal-play. Of course, the guys play musical asses before too long. Taking turns pleasuring each lady quickly turns into D.P. time. Topping off a very erotic sequence of events, one of the girls drips cum out of her ass into the other girl's mouth. I told you this wasn't for the squeamish!

My other choice scene pits Michelle and Jackie against three guys. This is the apartment scene. The usual suspects are all here: B.J.'s, fucking and D.P.'s. The element that sets this one apart - after receiving a massive facial, one lovely gal proceeds to spit the conglomerate of cum into the other girl's eagerly waiting mouth. Wow.

If you believe, as I do, that there is no such thing as "perfect", then you should have no problem accepting the glitches in Assman. Though the video was shot rather well, the sound, in some segments, has problems which I'm sure was just an oversight in the editing room. There was a slight "buzzing" or "snoring" noise in the background music of one or two scenes. Like I said, "Nothing is perfect".

This is a two-sided disc. Side A contains the film, while side B carries the extras: bios, catalog and photos. Another element that I consider to be an extra, contained on all Anabolic discs, is the paper insert indexing each scene's female star(s). That's a big plus - especially if you aren't really familiar with the Euro-talent.