Ben Dover's Dirty Blondes

Depending on what you look for in your gonzo, Ben Dover's Dirty Blondes will either appeal to you tremendously or may very well turn you off. The sex is grade-A stuff, with a selection of British girls who will do anything in front of the camera. However, the appeal of the girls sexually leaves much to be desired, as I personally could not find one of these women sexually appealing. Perhaps I am just an American girl kind of guy!

The fun begins in an old castle, where Ben and his pals (Pascal White and Bob Scott) have tracked down a young blonde. But wait a minute...she has a twin sister! There's a lot of teasing that goes on with the two girls before the action begins, but once it does, you'll get just about everything you'd hope to see between two horny sisters, with the exception any lesbian action between the two. The closest the girls come to playing with each other is when one of them is getting doggy from one of the guys, and the other girl is licking his cock, and coming very close to licking her sister at the same time. Despite the fact that these girls are supposedly twins (although honestly, the resemblance is such that they could just as easily be cousins...but they are close enough that I have no reason to dispute the boxcover claim), much of the action just didn't "do it" for this reviewer, with one exception...when the guys give these girls facials at the end of the scene, the girl that gets it cum swaps (also known as "snowballing") the milky cream into her sister's mouth. It was particularly hot to watch, and despite the fact that these girls are fairly average looking, I must admit that this action did have the desired effect, if you know what I mean!

Next up is Rebekah, who does have a nice body, although an average face. Once again, Ben and the boys work this girl over in front of the cameras. The highlight of this scene, as well as the next two scenes is the fact that Rebekah and the girls to follow all take double penetration in the pussy by two cocks. In other words, they indulge in "true DP" action, as they really stretch themselves out by accepting two big tools in their tight twats. Another reason to watch this scene is the fact that all the guys get to cum twice, which means Rebekah gets at least one facial, if not two, from all the guys in the room. Sadly for Ben, however, is the fact that in all the scenes he never seems to get any penetration action, although he does always seem to get to get a blowjob from the women.

There's basically more of the same in the final two scenes, one with the tight-bodied, but a little bit older Georgette, and a final scene with a woman named Teri that was a total turn-off for this viewer and managed to take away from what little satisfaction I got from watching the other action that occurs on this DVD.

I must admit that this is the first Ben Dover video that I have watched, so I am not in the position to compare it to others in the series, nor can I comment on how much appeal it would have to the many Ben Dover fans out there. I can say that the audio and video are nicely reproduced considering these videos were shot by hand-held cameras. There is also a nice extended bonus section which offers some action that did not make the final cut.

Just by looking at the box cover, it looked like this was not going to be a good movie. I was wrong. In fact, "Dirty Blondes" is a high quality gonzo DVD with plenty of hot, nasty, and sweaty sex. The ladies, especially Rebekah and Georgette, deliver intense sexual performances. Some extras include a good photo gallery with good porn music and 28 minutes worth of bonus scenes (shots from the movie that did not make the final cut as well as segments from different camera angles). Ben Dover's camera work is top notch and captured the sex well. Furthermore, the A/V quality is very good as it always is with VCA interactive titles. The audio captured all the sex sounds and the menu music was not bad either. Hats off to VCA and Ben Dover!

The adventure starts out in an English country house. There is sign for Ben Dover and the crew to come on up. They are treated to a view of a pale English lady Jade. Jade teases the crew by showing her bum off. The crew is overwhelmingly surprised. Jade says, "I'm only the half of it!" On the other side, her twin appears. Her name is Jayney.

The twins go into a tub with only their knickers and top on. They are then treated to some man-meat. These amateur twins really know how to suck using the no-hands technique. Another dick goes into the fray. This scene is wonderfully shot, plus the ladies were sexual dynamos. The twins are being fucked side by side in the reverse cowgirl position. With every thrust, the ladies pant and moan with great intensity. Ben Dover asks one of the twins to suck his cock and she obliges. The sex continues in the doggy position as well as the missionary position. The dudes really give it to them in the latter position.

The director and one of his dudes probe Jade's ass with their fingers. Her twin fluffs a cock so it is ready for some anal. Ben Dover captures the anal insertion well. She thoroughly gets fucked in the missionary position. Meanwhile, Jayney busies herself with other "pleasantries" such as cock. Ass to mouth occurs very briefly. Then, it is Jayney's turn up the ass. They go through the same procedure, but this time, the dude fucks her ass doggy style.

The two dudes tag team Jade (one has her ass while the other has her mouth). More anal, as well as ass to mouth ensues. Finally, one cock explodes into one twin's mouth. She transfers the cum in her mouth into her twin's mouth for some great snowballing. The director cums in Jayney's mouth, and she snowballs her sister. Meanwhile, Jade receives another load of spunk on her chin and mouth.

Next up is Rebekah. This English tart has a nice body and a cute face. As the director says, she is "gobsmackingly gorgeous!" A brief striptease follows a short interview. After some pussy fingering, Rebekah teases the director's cock. The dude says that he doesn't want to be teased and tells her just to suck it because he is too old for cock teasing. Rebekah obliges and sucks his dick. While she sucks the director's cock, she is surrounded by two other cocks readying for their turn to be sucked. This is one lady who really enjoys sucking cock! Next, the guys have a go at her pussy in several positions, including doggy and missionary. There is some brief 2 on 1 action that occurs, which ultimately leads to a double pussy penetration. Rebekah seems to enjoy this so much, her voice crackles. One of the guys is so aroused that he cums on her tits. Through the magic of editing, he has another go at her and participates in another 2 on 1. Another dude explodes after he pulls out of her pussy in the doggy position. He cannot wait until her face is ready to receive the facial and so explodes right before. Not to worry though as she does some post-cum sucking. Finally the other dude cums in her mouth. Cum pours down her chin. Wow, Rebekah is a sexual dynamo. But wait, she's not done yet. One of the same dudes cums on her chin again. Finally, the director jerks off into her mouth. By the end of the scene, her chin and breasts are covered with spunk.

Next up, the Ben Dover crew has the opportunity to fuck Georgette. She is a bleach blonde tart with a Cockney accent. After a brief interview, she masturbates. Ben Dover cannot resist, and joins in the fun by fingering her and consequently exposing his cock to her face. This lady is a professional cocksucker. Two guys come in and have an intense sexual round with her. There is a great segment where she sucks on a cock while she is on the couch. 2 on 1 action occurs in the doggy, reverse cowgirl, cowgirl, and missionary positions where the other gets pleasured by her mouth. After some hard pounding, she enjoys two cocks in her pussy.

Anal penetration ensues. She takes it in the ass doggy style like a champ while she sucks on the other guy's wiener. She has a nice tight body as seen by the ass shot. The reverse cowgirl anal turns into a double penetration when the other guy enters the scene again. The dudes thrust up her pussy and ass. There is brief ass to mouth. Finally, the director has his willy sucked until she receives his cum in her mouth. She spits it on his cock and gives him post-cum head while she still has a cock in her pussy. The two guys unload on her mouth and cheeks. Great post-cum sucking! Her face is smothered with cum! She dribbles the semen out and sucks it all in. This is nasty...but in a good way!

The final scene introduces Terri, a bleach blonde with an average face. Her best assets are her enhanced tits. Like the other vignettes, Terri teases the camera. 2 on 1 action ensues in the same style as in the previous scenes. There is also a double pussy penetration. After fucking one of the guys in the reverse cowgirl position, she enjoys some spunk from the two guys. This is perhaps the best cumshot scene in the whole movie. Nevertheless, the other cumshots in previous scenes are good as well. They paint her cheeks and one of them gets semen on her eye. Finally, Ben Dover delivers his load onto her face and breasts.

Reality is a hit in America, Real TV is taking over our stations, so why not let it take over your porn as well? This video has some of the best real sex. When I say real, I mean the girls are mainly just normal women who want to fuck on camera. There is no glitz, no glamour, just nasty hardcore sex. The best scene is with Georgette. She is a blonde girl with a stripper body that takes on three guys, while she smiles and laughs. She is a sex fiend...she takes dick up the ass like if it were an anal thermometer and sucks dick like if she was dying of thirst and it contained the only water for miles. The only scene I didn't really care for was the one with the twins.