Breeders

Combining the best of both General and Adult titles, this futuristic movie has it all. A real plot characters we care about, special effects, and awesome sex. The planet has very few people left alive and even less is able to reproduce. 12 people were testing a new cancer that also made them immune. These 12 are the Breeders, the ones sent out to repopulate the Earth. Those who are not able to reproduce call themselves "The Population" and they want them dead. This opens the door for both a great script and also incredible sex. This is going to be a classic Adult movie.

We open with Ryan (Peter north), one of the Breeders. He stumbles across Katina (Sindee Cox), grabbing her by her neck. She struggles against him, fighting to get free. He notices her arm, where the scar from the vaccine of the Breeders was left. He lets go of her and she desperately searches his arm looking for the mark. She finds it and clings to him, kissing him passionately. Their hands scramble across each other, needing to feel bare skin beneath their fingers. She drops to her knees, pulling him out. Starting with just the tip, she begins inching her way down the shaft until she takes as much as her throat will allow. She continues to engulf as much as she can, bobbing up and down on him. Next, she bends over, with one hand on the ground, as he licks her from behind. This is a very sensual position, in my opinion. She arches her back for some excellent shots. They switch positions again, and he finally enters her, doggy style. He sets a steady pace, sliding it easily in and out. She begins to thrust her hips against him, moaning and begging for more. She then lies on her side, with him behind her holding her leg up, and slams it in for some great views! This offers us some great close-up shots as well as some interesting angles. He grabs her hips, pulling her tight against him and pounds her for a minute before he finally cums on her pussy.

Immediately after they finish, they hear noises and run to hide, leaving her skirt behind. A man from The Population appears and finds the discarded garment. He goes back to his home, to show his find to his leader, Cain. Furious, Cain ridicules him, demanding to know how he could get so close without finding them. He demands they be caught immediately.

We pan down from high above, inside a structure, in our next scene, where Kaitlyn Ashley and Dawn Burning are giving their all to a couple of fellow Breeders. Both women are in a perfect pose, backs arched, chests thrust out, as the lucky men kiss and suck on their nipples. It is a breathtaking shot, panning down from high above. Dawn takes the tip of Alex in her mouth, teasing the tip with her tongue. She bobs on the tip of it, sucking the head of his cock. Meanwhile, Kaitlyn spreads her thighs to allow her lover easy access to her pussy. He thrusts his face in, pulling her closer to him as he sucks and nibbles on her clit. She is anxious to return the favor, dropping to her knees and lowering almost his entire long dick deep in her throat. She really knows how to use her hands, tongue and lips to the extreme! After catching a glimpse of Alex licking Dawn's pussy, we switch back to see Kaitlyn bend over to allow her stud to slide it deep in her pussy. She begins rocking against him, matching his rhythm. The view pans back and we see both couples are in identical positions- women are standing, leaning over a flat surface, as the men stand behind. Alex Sander's finds he can get deeper by reaching around Dawn's body with one arm and grabbing the far edge of the table with the other. Both couples furiously slap their bodies together in a wild rhythm. After a variety of angles, and some close-ups, the couples switch. Alex is now banging Kaitlyn, taking long, easy strokes. She matches his pace, bouncing off him as he works. He firmly grips her hips and allows this pace to continue for a moment. Suddenly, he yanks her against him in one very large, deep thrust that makes Kaitlyn cry out and turn over her shoulder to look at him. (His devious smile shows us his mischievous side.) Across the room, Dawn bends over moaning as he slams every inch inside her. She whimpers as he changes his thrusts, slower then faster and back again. Kaitlyn is getting the kind of I need right now. She is standing, slightly bending for easier penetration; Alex has both hands on her neck, pushing her toward his violent thrusts. He pulls her against his chest, wrapping both arms around her to get it as deep as possible. (This is the kind of sex I have wet dreams about! Nothing is better than an all-out primal fuck-me-until-I-beg-you-for-mercy kind of night!) Dawn has rolled to back, giving us a perfect view of those delicious tits! This hot action continues with Alex showing me what will be my first "position-of-the-month." Kaitlyn is standing, but bending over with her legs slightly spread. Alex has both feet on the flat surface beside her hips, and has one hand grasping the edge of the table. His other hand is grasping his cock, guiding it inside her. He takes long slow strokes, (I can not even begin to imagine what this feels like, but I will spend a LOT of time pondering it in my fantasies!) as she moans and whimpers. Shortly after, he pulls out, slipping it up to her ass. He rubs it up and down a few times, then slowly slides it in. Inch by inch, he slides more in, sliding it back out- just a bit- then sliding it in further. When the angle switches and we see Kaitlyn's face, she is definitely enjoying this change. She grunts as smiles of ecstasy shower on her face. The sex in this scene alone has more sex appeal than most title has in all their scenes combined. From a female point of view, this is what most women crave in Adult entertainment. (By the time this scene is over, I enjoyed one of the most explosive orgasms I have ever had all by myself.)

Things quickly cool off when motorcycles carrying gunmen enter. Gunshots ring, as people quickly scatter. The Breeders manage to kill two of them, but the other two escapes. A mysterious man appears, assisting them in their escape. He claims to be from the future. He says he was sent back to help them, as they are the true future of the planet. He left his wife and family behind, not knowing if he would ever see them again. They accept his offer to help. They find the rest of the group, and introduce him. Asia Carrera quickly steps up to ask what he knows. He describes the future, a dark miserable place, where scientists hoped that by sending him back in time to change history.

Back at the Population lair, Cain kills one of his men in a fit of anger, when he discovers they have failed in abducting any of the Breeders. He launches a raid of his own; breaking into their hideout in a fury of shots. He kills one of the Breeders, grabbing Kaitlyn as a hostage. Cain pulls her close, threatening to kill her. He demands someone comes forward, or he will kill her where she stands. Alex Sanders saves her, stepping forward to meet his rival.

Outside, Asia demands that the time to storm in and rescue is now, but our mysterious stranger stops her. He tells her he has given up a lot to come to the past. The scene fades to him and his lovely wife. We see them kissing, rubbing their bodies against each other, caressing and enjoying the feel of skin under their fingertips. She lies back, and he licks her from her pussy to her neck, enjoying her skin under him. This is sensual and erotic meant to be done slow and easy. He lowers to her pussy, wetly licking it, then sliding two fingers in. He licks and finger fucks her as we get some close-ups. She drops to her knees, where she wraps both hands as around him, taking the head in her mouth. She bobs, using both her hands and lips to slide over his cock. He lies back, and she sucks him even deeper, getting him wet and ready for her to mount him. She straddles him, with her back to him, slamming down on him. The camera moves it in slow motion, but the sounds tell us the fast rhythm set. Her tits bounce in all directions as she tries to go faster and deeper. It offers much, much more in positions; angles and views- but I don't want to ruin all the surprises.

Alex has been captured and taken back to the Population headquarters. Cain explains regular men are sterile and impotent. (What happened to Viagra?) He tells Alex that his women need to be satisfied. What kind of torture is that? I would never capture an enemy only to lock him in a room with two horny women, what sense does that make? (Two hungry pitbulls and an alligator seem like better roommates to me!) Anyway, the girls advance on him, anxious to fulfil their needs. One of them bends to suck his cock as the other licks her pussy. The camera circles them, giving us every angle we could want as the three melt together. The women worship him, devouring his hardness, and teasing each other. They both drop to their knees, and take a side, wrapping their lips around half, engulfing the circumference with both sets of lips. This is truly a beautiful shot! This is another set of well-blended angles, crystal clear close-ups and variety of positions. When he finally bends Anna over and slams in, she bucks and begs like a woman who hasn't had it in a long time. Ruby gets below, licking and sucking his balls and her pussy as they fuck. Ruby slides up, putting her pussy right in front of Anna's face. Forming a chain, Alex fucks Anna as she licks Ruby. I love these shots, as they provide a little taste of both great sex and girl/girl action. Alex turns his attention to Ruby, as she sits with her knees by her ears. Ruby puts her head back and Anna sits on her face. Again, the camera shows us everything, so you won't miss a thing! They move to the floor, but keep the position. Ruby screams, demanding he fuck her harder, then clasps her lips on Anna's pussy again. The vocal background of these two women is incredible for the entire scene. They really grunted, growled and demanded as if they hadn't had a good fuck in a decade. (Of course, with Alex Sanders on the job, there is no question he can satisfy even the most hard-to-please woman.) The ladies now take control, as he lies on his back; Ruby sits on his face as Anna furiously bounces on him, her tits swaying as she rides him. For the grand finale, they both suck him off onto Anna's face.

When the angry Gina LaMarca appears, she one of the Breeders to strip. He hesitantly obeys. She leans back against a wall, demanding he lick her pussy. This begins a hot, vocal, domineering scene. Both are very insistent and verbal people. They make demands, and mindlessly stream obscenities as they get what they ask for. I love hot sex, and if you throw in some dirty talking, I can watch for hours. This scene was so good; I had my fingers in my panties by the third minute. He inserts a finger, asking her if she likes it. (She does!) When he leans back, she works her way down to cup his balls as she takes his semi-erect cock in her mouth. In this state, she can fit the entire thing in her mouth. She quickly hardens him by taking it in its entirety, then pursing her lips, tightly sucking it the entire length. It only takes a few strokes like that, and he is standing at attention! She sucks him deeply, before straddling him. She does the work as he grinds into her, meeting her thrusts. She then bends, allowing him to enter doggy style. The camera shows us each thrust in slow motion. It pans back, and we see he has grabbed her by her hair, and is using that to pull her against his advances. (This is one reason my hair goes all the way to my waist, ) Her grunts tell us she enjoys this almost as much as I do! She climbs back on until he pushes her off, cumming on her face. Hearing approaching motorcycles, she begins screaming at him, "Oh, fuck! Oh, FUCK!" Luckily, the duo is excellent shots, and they kill the intruders with only one shot each.

Later that night, the duo gets back to business. He goes down on her, sucking her pussy, as she moans and twists her hips against his lips. She returns the favor, sucking him to the back of her throat. She bobs on him, licking and sucking. They fall to the ground, bumping and grinding in a variety of positions before he cums on her ass. This is all shot in slow motion, giving us a unique view of things. Though a bit short, it doesn't miss a thing.

Finally, the final showdown between the Breeders and the Population begins. Complete with tons of special effects, awesome audio, and lots of gunfire- this is one helluva showdown! We all know who wins, that's not the point. The point is the effects, for an Adult title, are incredible. When it all winds down, the plot has more holes than a block of Swiss cheese, but WHO CARES? The sex is awesome, tasty and erotic! (And, it's not over yet!)

Asia and our man from the future take a walk on the wild side. Kissing and caressing, they stand, enjoying erotic caresses. He licks her nipples, sliding his lips back up to meet her mouth. His hands slide to her slim waist as they embrace. He lays back and Asia wetly begins to tease him to full erection. She likes to do it fast, bouncing and bobbing on his cock, swallowing it deeper and deeper. She uses her hand to get what won't fit in her throat, stopping to slide her lips down the sides, all the way to his balls and back up again. He turns to lick her, bending her over to suck on her pierced clit ring and tongue her ass. Awesome shots, and great views are present through this entire movie. She bends over a railing and he slides every inch of it in. He pounds her, as she groans and bucks. They fall to the floor where he grabs her hips and slams everything he has into her. He pulls out for the final cum shot of the movie, on her pussy.

I walk away satisfied, but mystified. Why on Earth would they pull out to cum when they are Breeders. The very name says it all. In order to breed, you have to cum IN her, not ON her. In the first scene, when peter North cums; he frantically tries to push it all back in. WHY CUM ON HER IF YOU WANT IT IN HER? Well, it is an Adult film, remember. Besides, we ignore all the things in the big movies that don't make sense. Just shut up about the little things and enjoy the sex. If you have a special lady that you are trying to interest in Adult movies, start right here. This is perfect for an introduction to Adult entertainment.

This was an early Armstrong/Steel feature. Those are the guys that made such big-budget blockbusters as Conquest, Ancient Secrets of the Kama Sutra, and Flashpoint. This one isn't quite up to those standards, to say the least. In fact, it's so bad that it's actually funny.

The plot is a cross between The Terminator and Mad Max, but there are some severe continuity problems. It is impossible to make sense of what's going on. The actors play it straight, but sometimes it looks as though they're having a tough time keeping a straight face. The most hilarious problem is this: how do you reconcile breeding, trying to make a baby, with the porn convention of external pop-shots? The first sex scene has Peter North discharging his usual copious load on a blonde's belly. Then, hilariously, he starts fingering it back into the girl's pussy, saying "Breed, Breed.". She looks like she can't believe it. The final scene has Asia Carrera telling Steve Drake "You came in me" even though we've just seen him come externally. Pretty silly stuff, and the movie stays silly throughout.

OVERALL RATING: 8

89 Mins.

DIRECTOR: Brad Armstrong and Greg Steel.

Metro- 1997

THEMES: Future sex.

STARS: Gina LaMarca, Kaitlyn Ashley, Ruby, Dawn Burning, Asia Carrera, Nadia, Sindee Coxx, Anna Malle, Steve Drake, Sean Rider, Alex Sanders, Peter North and Jon Severini.


DVD EXTRAS-

BIOGRAPHIES: Single paragraph bio. Gina LaMarca, Asia Carrera, Dawn Burning, Kaitlyn Ashley, Anna Malle, Ruby, Sindee Coxx and Nadia. Very cool graphic look with portrait type pic from film with hardcore action shot in the background.

PHOTO GALLERY: Twenty shots, mostly softcore, from the movie. Fair quality shots, but could be a lot better.

JUMP TO SCENE: Full motion video clips for the six chapters. (Full motion is such a cool feature.)

DVD RELEASES: Twenty previews of other Metro titles. TWENTY trailers. That's almost a full video on it's own. Some very cool trailers here to some pretty good movies, both new and old.

TRAILER: Full length trailer for Breeders. This is one of the best porn trailers ever. I had to see this movie long before it came out thanks to this high energy, block buster preview.

PLAY MOVIE: Duh, if you need this explained, how did you ever hook up your DVD player?

QUICK TOUR: Same as Jump to a Scene. Not sure what happened here.

EXTRAS GRADE- B

REVIEW:

Post apocalyptic porn plots are not exactly new, but the sort of big budget film that this highly awaited smut epic promises to be, are rare indeed. On video, this movies looked good, very good actually, but on DVD the picture and sound quality are simply incredible. There are times when the better format doesn't add much to the package, but for a film like this, it is quite an improvement. With Gina LaMarca, the most pre-hyped porn star in recent memory anchoring the cast, this is the sort of adult movie that immediately attracts a lot of attention. The supporting cast, boasting the likes of Asia Carrera, Kaitlyn Ashley and Sindee Coxx, points to a fun time for all.

2012, after the great war, Peter North wanders an earth void of cities, cars and people. (But apparently, they still have plenty of hair gel.) A small band of survivors, known as Breeders have been given the challenge to re-populate the earth. Peter stumbles across one of the other Breeders, Sindee Coxx, on the road. (Hey, anyone else see the busy freeway in the background of the deserted wasteland?) These two take their responsibility to the future of humanity very seriously and are on each other in no time. Sindee just spreads wide and takes every inch of hard cock Peter can slam into her. With all the jizz this boy has stored up, the human race seems more than ready to repopulate itself. (One question, if the idea is to impregnate the women, why cum on them then shove it inside?) (Oh shut up loser. At least in the future there are no clueless adult video critics.)

Back at basecamp, Breeders Sean Rider and Alex Sanders are busy doing their duty with Kaitlyn Ashley and Dawn Burning. Spend the rest of eternity having sex with Kaitlyn? Someone drop a fucking bomb right now! The two blondes are very well suited for their new responsibility. With the fate of the human race resting in a woman's ability to coax a load from a man, I would put Kaitlyn at the top of the list. Both guys are lucky enough to have their shot at by far the hottest woman alive. (Sorry Dawn, nothing personal, Kaitlyn is just the bomb!) Alex even goes backdoor. (Last time I checked this was NOT a good way to impregnate a woman.) The footage here is top notch as her tight ass grips his hard rod. A couple of jizz shots end up on the pair of waiting pussies. Not facials, but hey, at least they got close to where you have to put it to breed. (Maybe the studs' bad aim explains why none of the Breeder women are yet with child. Come on guys, be like Mike, and put it IN the hole.)

Trying to mess up all this fun are the evil "Population", a group of pre-war baddies who survived by being in solitaire cells. They can not procreate and as such are a tad bitter. To even the odds a bit, a mysterious man from the future, Steve Drake, comes to help the Breeders. There are some interesting dialog scenes, but with Drake clearly in command of his lines, the rather pathetic performance of Alex stands out like a well trimmed beard in a world void of electric trimmers. (Rog the continuity editor.) The following Mad Max like scenes are really well shot. Special effects and stunts are not often used in porn, and when they are, it is usually a huge disaster, however this time they come off very well. Through a flashback, (Or forward actually) scene, Drake recounts how he left his wife, Nadia. Their last second bone fest is an adequate effort. Nothing to complain about, but in a movie with a stunning case and some brilliant sex, not even a nice drippy facial can make this more than a passing pairing.

The population have captured Alex and rather than torture him, they decide to make him fuck two of their women. (You see the population guys can't get it up.) Considering the girls are red hot redhead Ruby and super slut Anna Malle, I don't think this is much of a torture. In fact, sign me up. (For Ruby alone I'd walk through fire.)By now, you should all be familiar with what a slam hound Anna is, but let me introduce those of you not fortunate enough to have seen Ruby, to a truly fantastic new piece of ass. This woman has the body from Hell, an insatiable attitude and just the right mix of believability and sensuality to move her right up the Rog hit list. I'm not a big fan of slow motion during a good sex scene, which gets in the way here. Still, Ruby shines well beyond any technical annoyances. She lets Anna catch the jizz rocket on her face, but still, steals the show and captures this reviewers attention in a big way.

A second newcomer enters this war, and this time, she comes sans facial hair. Gina LaMarca bursts onto the scene, an avenging angel who ravishes poor Jon. Gina is very attractive, but to be honest, she has a long way to go before she is on the same level as some of her co-stars (Kaitlyn, Asia, Ruby etc.) I suppose the appeal here is that she was the Penthouse Pet of the Year, but as of yet, I don't see why all the hype. She is however, already an enthusiastic fucker with the right attitude to make her a star. In un-Pet like manner, Gina takes a load right on her face. Not a bad start.

On the heels of that performance, Gina is right back on her knees sucking her second on screen cock. Actually, it's the same guy, but her second scene. Since the participants did not chance, and the action is pretty much identical, (Lots of hair pulling.) I would have separated the two scenes. Still, Gina does look fine, and has a future if she wants it.

Who wins the climactic battle for the future? Watch the movie and find out. Just know that it is a well done action sequence that is a nice interlude leading up the final Drake/Carrera sex scene. Even in the future, Asia looks fantastic and she takes great care to assure that Steve's cock is good and ready to plant his seed. If you're breeding for the future, you could do a lot worse than starting with someone so genetically perfect. The scene is a bit too short, but still, it's always good to look at Asia being porked.

The makers of this big budget film do a lot right. The action sequences are very well shot, the locations are a nice change of pace and the costumes are very genuine. (Someone who was in the movie just told me that they came from Waterworld.) All of these aspects are made even more impressive on the DVD than they were on the video. The sex scenes are perhaps a bit too short at times, which is too bad because this is a very hot cast from top to bottom, with Kaitlyn, Asia and Gina being the ones to watch. Also, I could do with much less slow motion footage during the sex. Save the nifty camera tricks for the motorcycle chases and explosions and let me just watch gorgeous women taking cocks in their mouths, pussies and asses. Still, it is nice to see a porn film where the special effects are not only NOT a hindrance, but also add to the overall viewing experience. Pick up Breeders and enjoy a great ride.

This was a lousy movie when it was released on video, and frankly, the DVD release hasn't helped any. In fact, it might have made matters worse: The plot is still hopelessly muddled, the acting still extremely poor, and the digital transfer displays - for the first time - all the flaws present in the video master which the low-res 1/2-inch videotape help to mask. Breeders was a study in a director overreaching his financial grasp, and the DVD release only highlights that fact.