Nasty Newcummers 16

Relatively unimaginative and low budget, "Nasty Newcummers 16" was not what I should have been doing late on a Friday night. That said though, Ron Jeremy did give another dazzling performance (what is this, like his 10,000th porn?).

We open with the girl of many-pussy-and-tongue-piercings, Layla. After a bit of the usual chit-chat with the camera, she sucks a second guy, who I have dubbed Mullet Boy, as Ron snacks on her snatch. After getting her all lubed up with his tongue Ron shoves his hedgehog up in there as she continues to suck Mullet Boy, who appears to be having severe problems keeping his pleasure pole in the upright position. In true sharing fashion, Ron and Mullet share the pussy at various times before Ron pulls his notorious magic trick. For those of you who are uninitiated with this trick, Ron asks the girl to count down from various numbers, and when they reach zero, he busts in their face. It's much better than any of those fucks on TV. This time, however, I was surprised that the girl actually asked for a facial before he gave it to her. After Ron finishes, Mullet finishes the job with a quick bust on the ass. I tell you, no pride with these young ones.

Next up is Holly Lynn, on the couch with two guys, including Mullet Boy. Once again, they engage in the mandatory talky-talky before getting down to business. Finally, they get to the floor where Mullet Boy uses his fist to open her up while she sucks the other guy. This was actually pretty bad, because the audio was picking up the noise of the entrance and exit of the fist, which sounded like someone mashing their hand into a pile of mayonnaise. Anyway, after the fist, she gets a dick from behind, never breaking the lip seal with the other dick before an elephant sized dildo is shoved in her with some , and then followed in with another dick. Damn, I get the feeling that she's done this before. After a quick switch, she gets a cumshot at both ends: one in the face, and one on the ass.

Layla Jade, with her cockney accent and bleached hair, steals the next scene with her large beau. A quick suck and eating jumpstart the scene, followed by a little missionary before they both help to spread a blanket on the floor, where their romp continues. I have to say that I fell in love with this little punk chick simply for the fact that she kept her knee-high boots on while she fucked--now that is a powerful statement, plus, I love leather boots. Anyway, This goes on for a while, and then a small silver dildo is used on her ass, and bobbed up and down like the guy was fishing for perch. Then into the ass beads, also a valued commodity during sex, before the obligatory changing of positions into cowgirl, and a mouthful of cum.

Samantha Silk, the 40-yr. old (at least she looked like it...), is next, hanging on the bed with Ron and another guy who are already going at her while she talks. Much like the first scene, they go with the sucking and the eating, followed by Ron's missionary, the other guy getting sucked, then switch, then blah, blah, blah...it was all the same. There was a little anal though, but besides that and the pearl necklace, it was the same as the first scene.

In the final scene, we have Niki Lae, jerking two guys on the same bed that has been used many, many times, during her interview piece. They strip her down and use the same methodology...one from behind, one getting sucked. Kind of like Paul Revere--one if by dick, two if by mouth. Anyway, they both get their cocks in her mouth, then use the enormous pussy beads. After sucking both of them, she gets the double facial, but one right after the other, so she has time to wipe the first off of her face before the second hits.

Overall, not a high-rater in my book. Relatively formulaic, with few scene changes, and low production values. In terms of features, this disc has chapter search, photo gallery, Internet info, and corporate info.