Kung-Fu Girls 2

Fans of low budget science fiction, kung-fu movies rejoice, "Kung-Fu Girls #2" is here to kick some sexy ass!!!

The cover of "Kung-Fu Girls #2" appears to be just another gonzo or non-scenario sex feature, which is too bad because "Kung-Fu Girls #2" is the kind of funny, clever and action-packed porn that many fans have been craving. I laughed at the decidedly non-politically correct jokes and sight gags the whole time, (but only because it was obvious the makers of this fun feature love and respect the source material as much as I do!)

I haven't seen "Kung-Fu Girls #1," but if it is anything like this one, Kick Ass Pictures may have a wonderful, long-running, low budget "Charlie's Angels-esque" porn franchise on their hands unlike anything we have seen in the industry. That is not to imply that the production values of "Kung Fu Girls" are good, (though they are as good as they need to be,) or that there is anything particularly unique or original about it, but what "Kung Fu Girls #2" has that many adult features sorely lack is fun, from start to finish. In fact, this movie reminded me what is bothering me about many adult films of late. Too many adult companies think that big budgets amount to a better product. Well, "Kung Fu Girls #2" is here to show everyone that it isn't money that makes a good movie, it's talent, energy and know-how.

"Kung Fu Girls" is a series that many will want to collect if it continues to be this good. It mixes the aesthetic of the "Barely Legal" series with low budget kung-fu, sci-fi and action movie elements. The key to it's long running success would have to be including top-notch talent like Jenna Haze, Cheryl Dynasty and Violet Blue, all of whom not only give some of their most notable sex scenes, but some fine porn acting as well.

That said, be warned, "Kung-Fu Girls #2" is a cheesy, spoof of science fiction movies from days gone by, and of low budget action and kung-fu movies. There are sped-up fight scenes, men in monster suits and outlandish characters that will either offend you or make you laugh very hard. The movie is fun to watch, and the sex is outstandingly hot.

The story involves an Evil Ninja Queen's plot to build an army of ninja-zombies and to make monsters out of plants to attack the Kung Fu Girls. Cheryl Dynasty, an extremely cute Asian actress, plays the role with nasty, giddy-wickedness and the same can be said for her excellent sex scene, this feature's first.

After a brief, but amusing introduction of the Kung Fu Girls (Jenna Haze, Violet Blue, Ann Marie and Juliana Kincaid) and their master, Master Yu Suk Wang (Dookey Flyswatter), where Master Yu Suk Wang makes the girls train and then get naked while he smokes and drinks, we are treated to the Evil Ninja Queen's sex scene, which shows Cheryl Dynasty getting it on with one of her zombie-ninjas. The opening introduction is one of many great scenes between the girls and their master that will get many, well earned laughs. Cheryl Dynasty has a very sexy, nubile body, and she is a joy to watch. From the way she performs an inspired blowjob, to the ease in which she ferociously maneuvers during her anal finale.

There are many funny transition shots of comic book mayhem, burning cars, and ninjas attacking and posturing that give this feature that extra touch of fun and quality and class. Jenna's sex scene, the disc's second, is very good and as always, she gives one hundred and ten percent, moaning and grunting, squealing and verbally venting. Surprisingly, Jenna's scene is one of the few on here that doesn't include anal, which might disappoint Jenna's fans. It shouldn't deter anyone from picking this disc up, though, as there are more than enough reasons to. Jenna's scene begins in a battle against a ninja-zombie, resulting in her kicking his ass. She is a sympathetic soul though, and nurses him back to health with a little sexual healing. There is little better entertainment for my dollar than watching Jenna carried around, bouncing up and down on a hard cock and squealing with joy. Jenna is a gift to porn lovers everywhere.

Juliana Kincaid and Ann Marie have equally sexy scenes, but the one that will have the most repeated viewings will be Violet Blue's D.P scene. When her character tries to help the police investigate the zombie-ninja invasion, two police officers give her a thorough probing. This scene will leave the viewer's mouth agape and their eyes popping out and is worth twice the price of the disc!

Audio and video quality are great, and the dialogue is clear and well delivered. The extras are not extensive, but the "Blooper" feature is hilarious and as fun as the feature.

The fights are purposefully silly, the "men in monster suits" are hilarious and the sex is non-stop and nasty. "Kung Fu Girls #2" is a must for every porn collector's library and this series is one to be watched very closely. Slain Wayne is obviously as good as the hype suggests and "Kung Fu Girls #2" is not only great porn, but a fun "B-movie," as well.