Sweatin' It

What guy hasn't gone into a gym and imagined what the cute girl flexing on any particular stretch-and-spread exercise machine would look like doing the exact same thing naked? Well, you'll need wonder no more, as the makers of this video had people like you and me in mind when they put SWEATIN' IT: NAKED WORKOUTS AND SWEATY SEX together.

Five pleasingly healthy looking ladies demonstrate the benefits of one of the two daily workouts they'll be receiving (first, on a machine) while they are asked a series of questions by a male host who tries to guess what their answers will be. These queries are accompanied by the laughter and applause of a nonexistent studio audience, allowing the performers to play directly into the camera. A correct guess on his part buys him a roll of the dice, the number of which chooses the body part he will be permitted to lick the sweat off of (and boy, do these ladies work up a sweat!). Eventually, they will receive the day's second workout from said host.

First up is tight-bodied brunette Lola, who says her favorite body part is her legs, and she's more than happy to spread 'em wide on her machine to display a clean-shaven and perky pudenda. After answering a couple of dopey questions from Brandon Iron (and one surprisingly interesting one about getting paid for sex), they suddenly end up (disappointingly) on your typical porno bedroom set where the fucking commences. Why not just do it on the machines? She's already been sweating up on the damn thing anyway; what were they afraid of? Hell, the bed is even squeakier than the exercise machines!

Anyway, her blowjob technique is quite impressive, swallowing a full mouthful of Brandon's meat and then remaining tethered to his cock by a lifeline of spit on the retraction, which she then sucks back in like a slimy rope as she pulls herself back onto his turgid rod. Good going, Lola! Lying flat on her back or in every other position, she likes to strain her neck up and around to get a clear view of her pussy getting fucked hard and deep. She seems to be having a great time, stroking her clit and sucking her own feet while getting loudly fucked. He gifts her gaping maw his cum and she invites every last drop to slide down her hungry throat. It's a good scene, and it was a good choice to put it first on the disc.

Next up is Faith, a raven-black haired lass who's pliant pussy stretches and folds like an accordian as she rides her exercise bike. Poor Faith is stuck with personality-challenged inquisitor Alex Sanders, who seems to think he's a hell of a lot funnier than he actually is while constantly screwing-up his lines. This time the questions just seem unnecessarily foul, and Alex cheats on every answer to get in his licks (ha-ha...). This unfortunate lack of chemistry carries over into the sex, which is professional and by the numbers; adequate, but lacking in any real heat.

Proving herself to be just as adept as cock-swallowing as her predecessor, she keeps a wicked home-fire smile burning on her face throughout the various fucks and sucks, but Alex's face is plastered over with a "look-how-lucky-I-am-to-be-fucking-this" expression that gets annoying mighty fast. A professional to the very end, Faith rewards him (and us) with a wide-mouthed catch of his squirting jizz, ushering it down her tongue and into her tummy.

Onward to hopefully greener pastures, we are next introduced to fresh-face 18-year-old Heather, with blonde hair and big bright eyes that will definitely get your wandering attention back into the game. She really is the knockout on a disc full of beauties, playfully chewing her gum and stripping down for her workout. The answers she gives to Jay Ashley make her come across as slightly racist (though the questions themselves are rather inflammatory by design), and she seems just a little bit too shy about showing herself off during the exercises, but the tease makes you want to see her get down and dirty that much more.

Once the sex starts, you'll remember why they hired her. Heather has a shapely double-teardrop ass that spreads itself invitingly as she rides Ashley's cock, with a playfully winking asshole that looks like it's begging to get plugged (alas, it's plea goes unanswered). She also seems more interested in making the guy cum than in getting any genuine pleasure for herself as his balls pound her lilly-white flesh into submission. Disappointingly, he ejaculates onto Heather's pert tits, her hand helping to milk every last drop of seed out of him before she licks his furtive pole; she skillfully avoids getting even a droplet of cum anywhere near the shuttered fortress of her mouth. Jeez, everyone would have been better served by him spraying all over her ass instead, but live and learn.

Candy Estefana is a pleasingly full-bodied Latina with frosted blonde hair, ripe lips and a juicy looking supply of tits and ass. Nothing terribly interesting comes about from Mickey G's good-natured questioning and, frankly, she sucks on the equipment during the workout she gives her tobacco-stained pussy lips that appear crispy and inviting while glistening with sweat nonetheless. Squeezing her own breasts as her tight and stubbled pussy gets fucked, she's the noisiest girl in this quiet bunch (finally, someone louder than the bed!), and her spirited moans of pleasure greatly increase the enjoyment of this otherwise routine scene. And speaking of tight, you can see her face crinkling with the struggle presented by his cock sliding deep inside of her, a mix of ecstasy and pain as her body stretches to meet his demands, that gives the fucking a sense of drama. He drains his hot load into her mouth and she lovingly dribbles it down her chin and onto her awaiting breasts, where she massages the spit-and-sperm brew into them, creating a frothy sheen.

Finally, Rhiannon Bray is the most energetic and feisty of the bunch, a lovely brunette with an aquiline nose and a tight, almost boyish-build with firm breasts that is betrayed to full femininity when she bends to reveal a spectacularly well-rounded ass. In terms of personality, this is the girl you wanna' spend some time with even with her clothes on. She's obviously having a good time as her host, Pat Myne, attends to her perspiration with his thirsty mouth and she's not afraid to show it. Hey, they actually kiss passionately before fucking; I just don't see enough of that in this genre! There is lots of great chemistry here, and they seem to be getting as much pleasure from each other as they're giving. When he finally does unleash his stifled load onto her face, she laughs with delight as she accommodates his frenzied discharge (pity this is the one time that the camerawork is less-than-spectacular, shooting this moment from a weird and uncomplimentary angle).

This is a well-shot production, sparse as it is (the exercise equipment certainly provides whatever production value this program has), and my only real complaint is with the audio, which is often too low and sometimes hard to decipher during the question and answer segments. DVD extras include a fun 6-minute blooper reel (which demonstrates just how hard Pat Myne was struggling to not cum too soon while fucking Rhiannon), a slide show that is about 2 minutes worth of on-set action photos (not frame grabs), and 6 abbreviated trailers for some other very entertaining looking Kick Ass Productions. Also of note is a brief, but enjoyable, website promo.