Babes in Pornland: All American Babes

Babes in Pornland: All American Babes, from Jewel De'Nyle and Puritan, is a five scene, all-sex collection featuring a bevy of young blonde homegrown cuties who, despite some valiant efforts, don't hold a candle to the level of Jewel's own raging carnality. Although I personally find all-sex films (i.e. no situational development or build-up -- just right down to business) a bit dull after awhile, Babes does feature some decent looking girls, good production values and some welcome technical offerings (e.g. "select-a-shot" option).

First up, Jewel and Mr. Pete get right down to business on a staircase. Jewel, a pleasingly curvaceous brunette, initially gets herself ready with the help of a large dildo (the variety of dildos used throughout this flick is quite impressive, and the supplier of these wild props gets a well-deserved credit at the end of the film). After working on herself for a bit, Mr. Pete arrives to trade off oral favors with the lovely Jewel. Eventually, Mr. Pete (was this guy last in line when they were handing out porno names?) uses his fingers on Jewel's pliable pussy, eventually grabbing her with four fingers like he is getting ready to hoist a piece of luggage from an airport baggage carousel. Meanwhile, Jewel wails and whimpers with delight. Ultimately, the two get down to business, performing the dirty deed in various positions, including some anal action. The anal segment is quite impressive, as Jewel manages to get both Mr. Pete's considerable unit and some jawbreaker-sized anal beads inside her accommodating anus at the same time! With every other hole having been filled, Jewel finishes the festivities with a jizz delivery on her face.

A fairly standard scene follows with Lainey, a thin, natural young blonde with some poorly designed tattoos, getting it on with Mark Wood. After some BJ action and straight banging, Lainey also presents her narrow ass for some anal pounding. Mark ups the ante with some dildo-assisted DP action before releasing on Lainey's tired behind.

In the most anticipated (but ultimately most frustrating) scene, Jewel serves as cruel master to Malitia and newcomer, TJ. Malitia is a fairly standard big, busty pornified blonde, but TJ is a true stunner. From the front, TJ is a match for porn goddess Devon in terms of sheer facial beauty and bodily perfection. Unfortunately, when TJ turns around she has a hideously large tattoo across her lower back that looks like flesh-eating bacteria (why a girl as perfectly beautiful as TJ decides to deface her body like this I will never know). Jewel enters with a considerable strap-on and goes to work on Malitia, while TJ takes care of herself with some wild looking toys. Jewel also grabs a butt plug that looks like it was designed by Dr. Seuss and gives Malitia some DP pounding. Although TJ gets some of Jewel's attention, as well, I was frustrated that she was mostly relegated to the periphery during most of the scene. Jewel's aggressive sexuality during this scene was also entertaining as she gets off on roughly grabbing her partner's hair and shoving her fingers in the mouth of whichever girl is on the business end of her strap-on. Jewel gets some reaming herself and ultimately grabs a dildo in each hand to perform some vigorous ambidextrous plunging away at her squirming companions. Although this is the best scene on the disc, I was a bit disappointed that the stunning TJ was not more of the main focus and the some of the camera angles and positioning could have been better.

Lexi Mathews, another pretty but Ally McBealish-thin girl has a nice but standard suck and fuck with Bret Rockman, and swarthy, perennially tanned Herschel Savage fouls young blonde, Olivia Saint. Olivia is another young, thin, natural, nice looking, bleached blonde who rides Herschel's meaty tubesteak in various positions, including up her behind, before getting Herschel's liquid seal of approval in her waiting mouth.

All in all, while I personally find the type of down and dirty, no frills, rapid-fire action Babes in Pornland offers to get a bit repetitive after a while, nobody can deny that these ladies are all young, attractive and super nasty. There is no shortage of anal fun and wild activities with dildos and strap-ons. Also, the stunning TJ is a true porno find. (If TJ ever gets that revolting tattoo professionally removed from her back, she has the looks and attitude to join the ranks of Devon and Briana Banks in the world of adult entertainment.)

Extras include a forgettable behind the scenes segment, a very welcome select-a-shot option with multiple chapter stops included within each scene, a photo gallery and four very brief previews. Moreover, apart from some inconsistent sound quality, the lighting and videography quality for this flick were top notch and none of the scenes skimp on time. Bottom line, if you are in the market for wall-to-wall, no nonsense action with a bevy of young, blonde fuckdolls, then I definitely recommend you do your patriotic duty and see Babes in Pornland: All American Babes.