Ice Woman 2

How can you go wrong with this classic line-up? A cute, campy movie, Icewoman 2 is a fun ride with some hot sexual pairings and then some. The DVD opens with a hot preview right off the bat before giving you the menu display. You can tell right away that this is good quality viewing as the sound and picture is crystal clear. The menu allows you to view Vivid's many phone sex ads and gives you a nice selection of bios on some of the prettiest girls in porn. Unfortunately, none of the girls are in this particular movie, but I don't think that most viewers would care. There are also plenty of bonus scenes, which are hot, and in some cases, very explicit. I enjoyed watching them. They were just the right length for a good teaser of the full-length movie they were taken from.

Now for the movie, which begins with erotic sex kitten Deborah Wells (who in my opinion we don't see enough of) in a cave dwelling erotic tease with a grunting Steve Drake. This opening sex scene doesn't go very far as we are fazed into the story line. The tag line "A few centuries later" is a bit of a faux pas as we are actually sent a few millennia into the future to listen to dialog delivered by Steve Drake and Kristi Lynn. I kind of wish they would shut up as the dialogue is too silly and takes up too much precious sex time. Where's the sex?

Oh, I found it! The amazingly sexual Ashlyn Gere is dressed as a cave woman, lying on scientist Steve Drake's observation table. Where did she come from? Who cares? As long as we get down to some sex already. With the ass of a Nigerian Queen, Kristi Lynn finds the cold flesh of Ashlyn in dire need of some womanly warmth, and gives it to her eagerly. This girl/girl pairing has some nice close-ups of their pretty pink pussies. The scene is good, but subdued for the likes of these two nasty nymphs.

After that the movie gets a little confusing. We get a really cool blowjob scene with Steve Drake and Tony Tedeschi getting serviced by a ditsy Brittney O'Connell and Kristy Lynn. But it is only a teasing lead into an odd pairing (with no real explanation as to how or why) of caveman Tom Byron and a deceptive Ashlyn Gere. Ashlyn is praying for a huge dick to come her way and low and behold, Tom Byron appears at her window to answer her prayers. This is an average scene which is disappointing since I know both could and have done better, but it ends in Ashlyn getting a nice facial.

And if I wasn't already confused enough, the movie now inter-cuts the oral four-way from before with Deborah Wells occasionally joining in. There is a sapphic pairing between Deborah Wells and Kristi Lynn which turns into a sex scene between Deborah and Tony Tedeschi. I think I saw a momentary anal in there, but there wasn't any close-ups and I couldn't tell. They also do a little intercourse but there aren't too many close-ups and it ends with Steve coming on Brittney's face and Tony on Kristi's ass.

Lilli Xene who is credited on the box shows up for a very brief moment. When she appears, she is naked and in body paint at the end of the movie for no real reason other than to set up that there will be a sequel. What a waste of those big tits!

I thought that this was a good DVD selection. There was no label on the DVD itself and if you don't know which side is up you might get a bit confused. I was a little disappointed that it didn't seem like there were enough sex scenes. I don't care how big the last scene of a movie is, I still only counted three sex scenes, and that just isn't enough. The director kind of cheated by mixing scenes together to make it appear that there was enough to make a feature length film. But the scenes are descent to average, which by porn standards is probably more that you would expect anyway. Just fast-forward through the dialogue and you should be fine. The only drawback on the DVD itself was the inability to scroll through each individual scene because of the way the movie was shot; the inter-cutting it made it difficult to thumb through the scenes that I wanted to see again.