Poison

This movie was much like a Sherlock Holmes mystery with a lot of sex and naked women, so actually it was nothing like a Sherlock Holmes mystery, but there was still a bunch of sex and naked women. The basic plot is that a man has been poisoned and there is an investigator looking into who poisoned him. The first person on the list of suspects, well, actually the only person - Celeste.

We begin with a guy coming into a detective's office and telling him that he's been poisoned. To explain the story further, the guy explains that he owns some strip clubs downtown and that he's involved in a relationship with Celeste. Of course, we need the mandatory flashback to the first time they met (and fucked). Interior of the club with Celeste dancing on the stage, she then comes down to his table, strips, and lets him grope her. Ok, you're saying, same as every strip club I've been to in Canada. Ah, but then she gets on the table and has him eat her before she swallows his rod like a professional. He then slams her missionary style on the table, complete with her legs up on his shoulders. They cap a great evening with him blowing into her mouth, which she lets cascade like a waterfall.

So of course, the detective starts at the club. Celeste gives him the runaround, so he goes to talk to Dyanna Lauren and her boyfriend in the dressing room. They of course, give the moronic answers to his questions that we expected, then the boyfriend who severely reminded me of that blonde thug from The Big Lebowski, puts her on the couch and licks her up and down as she continues to give smartass answers. After the detective leaves, the guy spreads her legs and straps her on like a feedbag while she gives his cock a good tongue bath. She then climbs on and dents the couch before he throws her down and slams it to her. The finale included a nice even spray on her ample chest.

Back to the club, the detective questions the choreographer (who seems to be of questionable sexual orientation) and is once again sent away. We follow the choreographer back to his room where he is giving Sally Layne a "private audition." Well, I guess he didn't have a limp wrist after all. He licks her tits and then munches the bearded clam til she rolls him over and gobbles his knob. She climbs on to test the bed springs before he rolls her over and hits it from behind with authority. He then squirts on her ass before sending her to get him a drink. The drink, however, is poisoned. Oh my gosh, he's been killed too!

Sally, being the only woman who was with him, is imprisoned. And Celeste (the one who framed her) comes to visit her in jail with a fresh sandwich, but that is not the kind of lunch that Sally is looking for as she pounces on Celeste and they go at it. Celeste licks Sally's snatch for awhile, then they switch as Sally licks Celeste's box while she hangs from the top bunk. They 69 for a while and then use the ultimate power of the double ended dong to their advantage.

For the final scene, the detective finally has luck in his investigation as he questions Kylie Ireland and Dyanna Lauren. They agree to cooperate as they make out with each other and then throw him into the mix. They take turns sucking him while he slides his fingers deep inside their coozes. He then fucks Kylie from behind while she eats Dyanna. Then Kylie sits on the guy's face while he slams his Dyanna bounces on his cock with some ferocious hip-grinding. Kylie and Dyanna learned well in Kindergarten as they share the cumshot he blows after titty-fucking Dyanna for a little bit.

Overall, this movie was okay. It wasn't very long and the sex was not all that hot. As these kinds of movies go, it was pretty standard fare. In terms of features, this disc had previews, chapter search, bios, web site info, and phone sex info.