L.A. Meat

My most sincere apologies for all the times I have misspelled your name, Mr. Vince Vouyer! All I can say in my defense is Spell Check did it, not me!


Vince Vouyer adds his own flair to the "Gonzo Craze" in this Gen XXX title. I admit, I am a huge fan of these movies. I find them very interesting, humorous and down-to-earth. This title shows Vince has the potential to bring us some great gonzo films. Featuring tons of action, entertaining commentary and some stunning new talent, LA Meat allows us to get aquatinted with these fresh new faces. Holding the camera himself through most of the movie, Vince asks questions, teasing the girls and trying to draw out their personalities. It is refreshing to see an interview where it is not all about sex, but also individual personality. Vince strikes an admirable balance between commentary and sensual action. The features include web information and credits. It also has a do-not-miss the photo gallery (mostly hardcore).

We start things off with a young woman named Analysa, who sent her picture to Vince in hopes of working with him. She arrives at his office, after five days of driving, for this "interview." The very first thing I want to tell you is she has real tits. (I will mention this first thing with all the other girls, who are real, as I have had MANY requests for real breasts.) These are not only real, they are beautiful and they are firm. She has never performed on camera before, so this is as fresh as they come. She slips her shorts down to reveal a tight ass and a beautiful tattoo on her lower back. This is where Vince discovers his biggest problem. No one is there to hold the camera for him, so he is not able to fuck her. He has her pose in a variety of positions so we can get the best views. By now he is very disappointed he can't fuck her, but he is ready with a back-up plan. He asks her if she likes to suck cock. She answers by getting to her knees so he can tape her as she sucks him. She spits on him, getting him wet, then begins pumping with her hand. She grips it firm as she strokes, taking only the top of his cock and bobbing on it. She sucks the rim across the head and down again, firmer and firmer, as Vince begins to moan. She grasps his cock between her lips, sucking steadily as she pumps him, working her tongue across his shaft. He cums in her mouth, but quickly reminds her to spit it back on his cock. (After all, it's not over until the viewer sees the proof, isn't that right?)

Next we meet Angelica and Rich, who came up from Miami Beach. They are also new to the business, and they have decided to be exclusively with each other. This works great for Vince, who still has no one to hold the camera for him, . The thing that really stands out about Angelica is she has great teeth. I know it sounds silly, but you will agree when you see her- she is quite lovely. When asked to shed some of her clothes, she does it like a true stripper, unzipping her shirt until first one, then the other tit pops out. She bends, lowering her pants very slowly, teasing you as she slides them down over her firm ass. She is a delightful woman, who loves what she is doing. When couples are working together, they always have that extra "spark", and this duo is no exception. She gives him head, taking pleasure in doing the things he likes. I love when people are having lots of fun and I can see these two love every second of being filmed. I was surprised to be cut off after only a quick blow job, but I am pleased to tell you that we see much more of them later on.

Corey is very young, just 18 years old. During the interview, I found her extremely annoying. I tried to dismiss my feelings; after all she is very young and inexperienced. Vince coaxes her out of her clothes and she is happy to display herself, although she has moments of extreme discomfort. (Again, I must point out, her tits are real.) She giggles the entire time, enjoying the experience, but she is very nervous. She tells us that she loves to give head. Vince offers her his cock to taste and she agrees. I was not impressed with her performance at all. I would tell you to skip this all together, but she has a hot scene with Mark Davis coming up that is pretty good.

Vince has invited everyone over to his house for an afternoon of fun. Angelica and Rich discover that they met Analysa in Florida. After introducing Corey to everyone, the attention turns to Shawn. She comes to tell us that Mark Davis has arrived. Vince has decided to pair Corey up with him. After an erotic display of her tattoo, Corey bends slightly back, allowing Mark to taste for the first time. He buries his face in for more, licking her pussy as she stands. I notice that Shawn is absolutely fascinated with Mark. She gets excited almost begging to take his cock out. They finally allow her to and she leans in with her extremely long tongue getting close, yet not touching his dick. She teases him as she gets closer and closer, but she doesn't actually touch him. Vince has made it perfectly clear to her that he is for Corey. Corey steps forward and is finally allowed to claim her prize. She sucks him into her mouth, then licks and sucks the head. She uses her hand more than she uses her mouth, I guess that is from inexperience. She does a better job on Mark than she did on Vince, but not much better. When Mark decides he's had enough, they head to the lower level. Corey leans against the rail as he enters her for the first time. They move from position to position, offering us a variety of views as we follow them. Every time I thought he was going to cum, they would move into different position. Finally, after a pounding on the swing, he pulls out and gives her the second facial of her career.


When Rich bares it for Angelica, she is quick to suck on his balls. Shawn agrees to take the camera as Analysa says she wants to do Vince. The two men sit, relaxed, as the women suck and tease them. After some great head, the ladies straddle the men, facing us as we zoom in for some great close ups. Vince and Analysa start to get involved, but Vince tells us they will finish up later. The attention turns to Angelica and Rich as they learn the official adult names for the positions. She is struggling to get into a reverse cowgirl, with Vince giving her direction. She gets it, giving us an incredible view. She continues to talk to us for a few minutes, while riding him. When she starts moaning, look out! Soon, she will be flipped over, and Rich will be in her ass. No one is happier than he is as she wiggles her behind as he fucks it. It doesn't take long for him to have enough, pulling out to giver her a facial.

Vince is able to turn his attention to Analysa, who has been patiently waiting all day to fuck him. She leans against the wall, bending slightly and arching her back, allowing him to easily penetrate her. He reaches up to hold her by her shoulder with one hand, and to push on the arch of her back with the other, finding the perfect spot to hit her. When he finds it, he reaches up, taking a handful of hair and pulling her head back slightly, pushing to hit the sensitive area. He is in no hurry, taking his time with every movement. He even stops and pulls his cock out to allow Shawn to put it back inside of Analysa. (She was begging to do it, so he was kind enough to stop and let her. Isn't he sweet?) Vince allows her to slide it up and down, letting her do what she wants before slipping it back in. He rides her, deeper and faster until pausing again. He sits down as she slips between his legs to suck on him. Shawn even comes over to play for a moment before they get back to it. When Randy West shows up, Vince tells him to pull up a chair and watch the show. Randy agrees, telling us he might pull it out for a little jerking. Vince tells him that Shawn would probably assist him, but she is quick to shush Vince, telling him she is a "star". Randy is fine with that, pulling it out anyway, and satisfying himself. Soon, Shawn is also spreading her thighs, and playing with her pussy as all eyes are on Vince banging Analysa. We pan back to see Vince fucking Analysa as Shawn and Randy play with themselves. It is beautiful. The scene fades out. When it opens again, Vince is fucking her in the ass. What an opening! Analysa loved when he was fucking her pussy, she goes wild, whimpering and moaning as he fucks it deeper. He changes his position, only slightly, for a better camera angle. They get into a doggy style-type position, with Vince getting it extremely deep. He pulls out for another great facial!

Vince next introduces us to Ashley, who is happy to flaunt her body for us, including her real tits. She needs nobody to assist her as she satisfies herself on the luxurious car. She is truly a beautiful young woman. Vince gets her some ice, and this picture is complete. Her body glistens with the water as she allows it to drip onto her pussy. Back up and watch this twice. I did.

Vince joins us for a update to close this title out. Sadly, we learn that Shawn has quit. She will no longer be doing adult titles. Poor Vince, with no one to help him with his new series, what will he do? REPLACE HER! He is searching for someone to work side by side with him and that person could be you! He gives us information on how to contact him, with his PO Box, his web address and his e-mail address. I am sure he will have no problems finding himself a new assistant. (Maybe I'll give him a call...)

I genuinely liked this title and I am hoping to see more from Mr. Vouyer. I really enjoyed the interviews; it is not often that gonzo titles take the time to get in depth with the ladies. This style really does appeal to the female audience, an audience that sometimes seems to be overlooked. Vince has some great ideas, even more well thought out fresh approaches, and a huge name in the business to market his goods. If he can continue to find the new, young, tight, talent like he has in this DVD, I am sure that we will be seeing a lot more of Vince Vouyer! Keep 'em cumming, Vince!

Vince is having a Labor Day party (how timely!) and decides to interview some of the girls that have sent him
mail asking to be in one of his films. In this 2 hour DVD we get to be a real voyeur and watch as Vince gets them to strip and a
bit more on the camera (most for the first time) during the interviews. All the while Vince gets them to tell us all about
themselves. We then get to tag along to the party and watch along with the camera as this Labor Day event shows our new
potential porn stars that there is more to an adult flick than the interview session!
Well, this is a fun concept. Vince interviews and then initiates several of his applicants into the adult film
world. We get to voyeuristically go along for the ride. After a brief and visually stunning intro of all the new girls and a brief
introduction of Dee (his gorgeous new assistant), Vince takes his hand held, uh, camera and meets his first applicant Analysa.
Now, Analysa is a beautiful blonde all american type that could easily be the head cheerleader in "real life". She has beautiful
natural breasts that Vince asks her to slowly reveal to us. She does and Vince gets a bit excited so she gives him a taste of her
oral skills. Vince is holding the camera throughout this scene and this gives it a nice amateur like feel. Next up for the interview
process is Angelica, a 36DD 23 year old brunette, who is accompanied by her boyfriend Rich. Angelica (who talks and talks
and talks) strips for Vince and us and then sucks her boyfriend. She finishes him off with her hand (easier for her to talk and
talk this way) to close out her interview session. Our final interview is with Corey, a sweet 18 year old with natural and petite
breasts. Corey exudes good natured innocence, even after she strips down and gives Vince some head. She's the one on the
cover.
Before I get to the party, I need to tell you that this is a 2 hour flick and though much of it is filled with good sex, much of it is
also filled with talking and interviewing etc., as well. This helps make it seem very real and I found myself wondering what was
gonna be said next but some of you out there may object to the amount of this stuff. Great scenes follow.
This film had crystal clear images throughout which is quite a compliment since so much of it was
shot outdoors. There is minimal music but much dialogue and all of it can be heard without problem. The full motion chapter
search works well as does the slide show. The close up shots of Ashley are so incredibly crisp, you will swear she's in the room
with you.
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LA MEAT
OVERALL RATING: 8

120 Mins.

DIRECTOR: Vince Vouyer

OGV/GenXXX - 1998 (5/98)

THEMES: New Girls, Oral Sex.

STARS: Corey, Shawn Young, Angelica, Helena, Ashley, Analysa, Dee, Mark Davis, Rich, Zack.


DVD EXTRAS-

FEATURE- Takes you to 9 full motion chapter stops.

SLIDE SHOW- More than fifty shots, some hard, many nudes. Almost all of these are really high quality. Good quantity to go along with quality.

INTERNET-http://www.genxxx.com

CREDITS- Movie and DVD credits. (Nice)
DVD EXTRA GRADE B- Nice menus with a decent metal tune in the background. Like the number and quality of the still shots and the full motion chapter stops are nice.

REVIEW:

Vince Vouyer has found the sort of movie he is comfortable with. They are primarily the kind of wall to wall tapes that everyone loves these days with just a touch of gonzo thrown in for fun. He starts out checking the mailbox for any inquiries from new hotties. His usual assistant, Shawn is gone for the week, so the incredibly lovely Dee is filling in. I honestly hope that means we will get to see this incredible ball of perfection in front of the camera. I also see from the box shots that Jessica Darlin makes an appearance. (To be honest, she is the reason this disc is in my player right now.) They get the mail home and open it up. (And for those of you who wonder if gonzo vids are really totally spontaneous, you might want to note the fact that all the mail is already ripped open when she takes it out of the box.) Based on the mail, Vince seems ready to shoot a movie.

The first girl he brings in for an audition is sexy Analysa, which is the name used by the delicious Jessica Darlin. Damn, she is so fucking cute it's almost unbelievable. Vince and Jessica do a really nice interview here with plenty of time spent admiring her perfect, head to toe body. This is a really good segment because it shows something that I have known since I interviewed Jessica, that she is quite charming and has the ability to make every cock in her general area hard just from talking and shaking her perfect real tits. Vince can't do a full scene with her because he couldn't get a cameraman, but that doesn't stop him from whipping his hard cock out and letting Jessica do what she does best, devour hose. This close up first person view is as close as most of will ever get to being blown by Jessica. (Unless she makes good on all the teasing she did in her interview when I see her again at CES.) Tremendous hand action and nice eye contact from Jess here. She seems to enjoy teasing as much I enjoyed watching her take the full cum shot into her closed mouth. (She spits some back onto his dick before swallowing the rest.)

Back at the office, Vince is enjoying Dee's real tits as she opens the mail. There are some shots of a very busty brunette named Angelica. Vince has her come in with her boyfriend Rich for an audition. She will only with Rich which is too bad for Vince, but we still get to enjoy watching her. Vince does another nice interview, playfully chatting with Angelica and slowly coaxing her out of her top. Since she won't work with anyone but Rich, this also becomes a tryout for him. Angelica. Considering his girl is still chatting with Vince, we have to be impressed at how this guy keeps his wood. A couple of stars in the making perhaps. Memo to Ed Powers, how does it feel to watch Vince do your stuff ten times better than you ever could? (Which is not to say this is Deb like, I was just pointing out the fact, that it is possible to have a good rap with the women without sounding like a schmuck.) Angelica does for some serious hand action, bringing her guy off into her fist and licking it all up like a greedily little cum slut.

Corey is an eighteen year old brunette, with long legs, cool short hair and an infectious smile. She too, has real tits, which everyone seems to love these days, and who can blame them. Corey can't get too far without giggling, but she does manage to declare that she "Loves giving head." Gee, that works out nicely. She likes giving it, he likes getting it. (Where's my pad and pencil? Vince, get me in touch with girl, I need to interview her.) Again, we get a close up, first person blowjob from a very cute young woman. (Eighteen! For goodness sake.) Corey manages to get most of Vince into her mouth and her hand technique is quite refined. All that fine technique pays off as she strokes and sucks Vince into her mouth hard and fast until Vince manages a rather meager pop shot on her chin and in her open mouth.

All three girls have all made it to the big Labor Day party and let me tell you, that is one healthy helping of female flesh. Choosing would be the hard part, but since Angelica will only play with Rich, that would leave one for Vince and one for me. Oh wait, his sexy assistant Shawn has come along as well, with Mark Davis. No problem, there is still one left over for me. No wait, I'm not there. I wasn't invited. Shit, back to reviewing. Davis moves right in on Corey, setting in motion the sexual hijinxs that hang heavy in the air. With the help of Shawn, they explore her Catwoman tattoo which is just above the totally shaved lips she has between her legs. I'd ask why, but what's the point? Mark moves below that tat to get a taste of Corey's sweet slit. (And it took me a while, but Corey looks like Melissa Hill, big time.) Not wanting the youngster to get all the attention, Shawn moves in, frees Mark's cock and........what? walks away? Bad form my dear, bad form indeed. Meanwhile, Corey is dripping spit down her body. Why? who the fuck cares, before I can think of something witty to say, the eighteen year old has Mark's dick in her face and is ready to begin feeding. Just like with Vince, Corey shows a whole lot of skill, handling that sizeable meat with no problem at all. Their sexy show has all the people watching really feeling the heat, but they allow Corey her moment to shine.

Mark takes her down to the lower deck, bends her over and starts filling that shaved slit with cock as Shawn looks on, nearly as turned as most of us likely are. For such a young woman, Corey sure knows how to fuck. (And I'm sure a number of her classmates can attest to the fact that it took years of practice.) For such a tight looking pussy, Corey's sure can take some size. The reverse cowgirl looks great, except for the fact that the tat is in full view, a constant reminder of that most disturbing of all porn trends. Overdone ink aside, watching Corey ride cock is a treat. This girl can fuck and watching them has Shawn overheating nearby. So much so that she moves in while Mark is fucking Corey in a swing, so that Mark can suck her bit, beautiful tits. He finally pulls out and leaves enough jizz on her chin to make young Corey look like a Cinibun with extra glaze.

Inspired by Corey, Rich and Angelica decide to burst her on screen cherry by the pool. This guy is pretty well put together and makes an attractive match with his busty girlfriend. She gets to work sucking his cock hard in no time as Vince leans back and enjoys the wonders of Jessica's hot mouth. Vince, why do you have such a pained look on your face? You have your dick in Jessica's mouth for fuck's sake, it's O freaking K to smile man. The whole dueling blowjobs scene is very well shot with Jessica really giving Vince a great handjob. Right in the middle, Shawn starts talking with Angelica. I was a little upset at the loss of rhythm here, but it is just such a natural thing as she sucks a little, talks a little, then goes back. Very nice stuff. As the women face the camera and mount their respective ponies, Jessica's body just far outshines the bigger brunette's. Smaller tits aside, Jessica has firmer (and real) boobs, a flatter stomach, and thighs to die for. Angelica and Rich finally get too hot in the sun and head inside, leaving Vince alone with Jessica's bent at the waist body to enjoy. The other couple never did make it inside, but they did find some shade and Angelica seems determined to raise the temperature rather rapidly. She fucks him nice and hard, working a big load out onto her chin and between her big tits.

Vince still has unfinished business with Jessica and he wants her all to himself. He has her put on a nice little pair of shorts so he can just stare at the awesome globes of her ass while getting a hot, helping handjob from Shawn. (and when are we finally going to see this woman go all out?) Jessica looks like she just loves the way he fucks her from behind and lets out these totally sexy little cries of lust that are as hot to listen to as the scene is to watch. To thank him for the good fuck, Jessica delivers another wet, hand heavy blowjob while Shawn gives Vince a big tittie to such on. Not finished, Vince lays her down and starts fucking Jessica while Randy West sits nearby jerking off. (You never know who is going to drop by one of these little get togethers.) Shawn likes masturbating as well and joins Randy, wanking herself as well. (Shit, I wanted to beat off the first time I saw Jessica as well, but I figured she'd call the cops.) Finally, Vince moves around to fuck that perfect ass. By now we all know what a total anal slut Jessica is, and even in this early work she shows the form and heat that has made her a huge star. Her ass gets stuffed full and fucked raw before Vince slips out turns her into a beautiful, X rated, got-milk add.

Ashley is along for the final little tease. She is in the desert, showing off her body for the first time on video. It's a very nice body and Ashley enjoys putting her hands all over it. It's good, really pretty stuff actually, but after what we've seen so far, it just doesn't cut the mustard. You know, we never did see Dee, but somehow I don't think this hurt the product much. I really liked Vince doing the interviews ahead of time and then bringing the girls back. That way we got to see each of them twice and since he has a good sense of how to keep the interviews interesting, they really helped make the video. The other thing that makes this one work is Jessica Darlin. She is stunning to look at, interesting to listen to and scorching to watch fuck. Her blowjob with Vince is so good, it's no wonder he kept her to himself later. Corey is also quite the hottie. The eighteen year hold has a sexy body and loves to fuck. Busty Angelica makes for a mighty fine third choice, assuring us few dull moments. Keep making movies like this Vince, with hot sex, a dash of gonzo and just enough personality and I'll keep telling people they absolutely should not miss your movies.