Please! Cum Inside Me

Essentially a collection of edited hardcore action leading into internal cumshots, PLEASE CUM INSIDE ME is a not too shabby compilation of scenes from his long-running UP AND CUMMERS and RAW SEX series. Starring eight different women, including fan favorites like Jenna Jameson and Allysin Chaynes, this is an effective opening volume to what Randy promises to be an ongoing series.

For those not up to their porn lingo, an internal cumshot is often called a "creampie." I won't insult the reader's intelligence explaining how this metaphor (or is it simile?) was first coined, but suffice to say, there seem to be many fans who get off on seeing cum dripping out of some chick's cherry pie. Since, by the very nature of this video, cum facials and orals are obviously precluded with each scene (with the exception of April, who gets a few drops in her mouth), I have to admit to being disappointed that there would be no faces to mess here. To be honest, unless we are talking about real dessert, creampies just don't appeal to me all that much. Anytime I see the results of a guy spilling his seed into a girl, all my main reaction is, "I hope she's on the pill." In any event, this genre of porn definitely has fan-following, so if you like to see (or rather, not see) internal cumshots with the results oozing out of the actress' quim then this video is for you.

Big-titted blonde Jennae Dess opens the movie by getting sodomized doggy-style in a parked van. After a quick round of cunnilingus and then some spooning, Randy relieves himself inside of her and we get to see the end result. The scene then switches to a poolside fuck, where the splooge actually drips down like a leaky faucet. The problem with this scene, and all the others, is that the editing is a bit too jumpy for me. Whereas most scenes in Randy's movies go on a bit too long, the action here is cut way too short, such as in Monti's scene, where her blowjob on Alex Sanders would have been more effective with a few more minutes of footage. Allysin Chaynes gets a double helping of creampie action from the same guy, but her scene is otherwise only "just okay." However, Wildcat is a standout looker in this video, with a girl-next-door presence, natural breasts and not a single tattoo in sight. She uses a small vibrator in most of her scenes, which would otherwise be distracting, but hey, she's so cute that I didn't are. Wildcat apparently loves to give head, and I could have watched her sucking cock for the remainder of the scene, in lieu of all the other standard action.

Asian cutie China Lew has sex with her boyfriend after a long masturbation scene, African American beauty Kenya is all smiles and giggles before having sex with Randy. Brunette Kalena and longtime UP AND CUMMERS girl Taylor Moore perform double duty on their host in a very hot scene which I wanted to watch in its complete, unedited form. Taylor takes a few licks at the dripping pussy of Kalena, which is a nice and nasty touch.

April is another standout beauty in this video, and Mr. Marcus has a great time with her as she gets athletically fucked in all sorts of creative positions. Theirs is definitely the best scene this title, and she also takes a few shots of splooge to the mouth after he releases most of his cum inside of her. In fact, her scene was hot enough to make me actually write to Mr. West at his website (which he invites viewers to do at the introduction of the video), so that I could track down her complete vignette. In my humble opinion, her sex scene here is that good.

Finally, a pre-boob job(s) Jenna Jameson makes her fresh-faced debut in a scene taken from UP AND CUMMERS #11, and features one of the best Jenna blowjobs I have ever seen, in a career filled with notable displays of her oral talents. If you are one of her many, many fans, then you will probably want the complete scene from U&C #11 if she is the only reason you are buying this title.

The disc opens with full screen, full motion highlights as a background to the DVD menu. This is a nice change of design for New Machine Publishing, where early volumes of the UP AND CUMMER series would merely use a still picture on the screen (which almost all other video companies continue to do). Video and audio quality are generally very good, with any defects or other visual problems probably being the result of a defective master tape. Previews are found in the "Randy's Theatre" section of the DVD, and the photo gallery is standard fare.

Say what you will about the fact that Mr. West may be approaching Social Security retirement age -- he still knows how to make a pretty darn good video and his fans have good reason to follow his work.

This movie has a few stand-outs. Most people probably buy this title for Jenna, but Cheyenne Silver is hands down the best dripping pussy in the movie. When you see her suck dick, you wish the hot girl next door would come over and drain your cock. She is so innocent looking, and when she gets filled with cum, you can't believe she is even in porn. April also does a great job getting filled, but this movie is worth the buy just to see Cheyenne's ass and clit drip with cum.