My First Porn 5

If there's one complaint I have about Robby D branching out his "Jack" character to a whole stream of different series (in addition to Jack's Playground, we now have Teen America, Jack's Big Ass Show, Jack's Big Tit Show, Jack's POV and this series, My First Porn), it's that many of them aren't that distinguishable from one another. My First Porn 5 is a strong title, don't get me wrong, but aside from a few lines of dialogue this volume is really not all that different from the Playground or Teen America titles. It would be nice to see the My First Porn series get back to the way it was conceived - with Jack visiting sets and wheeling and dealing to get his first porn flick made. But I digress. If you're just looking for hardcore porn, you've come to the right movie. So let's get on with it...

Vol. 5 starts off with perhaps the best scene of the title, as sexy Penny Flame pairs up with Scott Nails as "Jack" films the action. Penny gets some standing doggy and missionary during the scene, and even allows Scott to pump his cock in between her ample tits for a minute or two. The facial is nice too - as Scott pumps his load both into her mouth and onto her chin.

Kaiya Lynn is an Asian newbie to the business who hooks up with Prisoner # 80913...who sounds suspiciously like Eric Masterson (i.e. it is Eric!). The scene is part of a porn shoot that Jack hopes to call "Just Got Out" - and feature recently released prisoners with young porn chicks (god, I hope no studio actually tries this now!). As far as the action goes, this is an average scene, with Kaiya getting doggy and spoon, with a scene ending oral cumshot that she swallows down.

Devaun (not to be confused with former contract star Devon!) is next, and she's an average-looking gal who tells Jack that she likes a small to average sized cock (hope springs eternal for yours truly!). However, Jack submits her to Ben English, who is anything but "small" when it comes to his cock size! Devaun is 22, and she claims this is her first porn scene (I've never seen her before, so who knows?), but this is probably the weakest scene of the movie because I didn't find her all that appealing as a performer.

Mexican babe Victoria Sweet is up next, and she looks quite "smokin'" (or should I say "spicy"?!) in a green top and shorts, with black fishnets and white heels. She claims not to speak any English, but fortunately Scott Nails knows how to say "suck my cock" in Spanish! The scene also includes doggy and a cowgirl position where Victoria does the spin move right into reverse cowgirl. Things wrap up with a cumshot onto her chest from Scott.

We know Jana Cova is a girl-only performer, so I pretty much knew there wouldn't be any cock in her segment. However, we shortly find out that the girl Jack hooks her up with - the extremely cute Valentina Vaughn - doesn't do gals or guys...so Jana is to masturbate with a flesh-colored dildo while Valentina poses for her on the other side of the room. As solo scenes go, this one isn't all that bad...but had these two gals actually gone at each other, I'm guessing it would have been a sizzling lesbian scene. Oh well, maybe next time.

The final scene is with blonde Haley Scott and Tommy Gunn, who opens the scene by telling Jack that Haley is a newcomer to porn. Although she's only been in the business for two months at the time of this shoot, we discover that Haley has already done about 250 scenes! You know what we used to say about girls like this back in college? "Let's date 'em!" Seriously though, this final scene is a decent one - and the only one of this volume to contain anal, as Haley gets her backdoor filled in the cowgirl and spoon positions. A pop-shot into her mouth and onto her face ends the action.

Although extras are sparse (a cumshot recap option, a photo gallery, and a selection of trailers), Digital Playground once again delivers the industry's best video/audio combo, with a solid anamorphic transfer and 5.1 Dolby Digital.

It's far from the strongest gonzo Robby D. has put out, but My First Porn 5 has plenty to please even the most jaded of raincoaters. For the Penny Flame opening scene alone, I'd say this one's worth picking up.