Flesh For Fantasy (Metro)

Jonathan Morgan is hooked on a Dungeons and Dragons type video game that allows him to be a hero and save the beautiful princess. Lisa Ann portrays Jonathan's boss in the real world. When Lisa Ann catches a silly speaking Jonathan playing games at the office she has a shit fit and almost fires his ass. After dealing with Jonathan, Lisa Ann decides to sit back to relax after a hard day's work. She is then mysteriously transported into the days of yore and planted straight onto TT Boy's knightly sword. In her new role as princess, the buxom Lisa Ann must fuck the knight good and hard over the lovely backdrop of the San Fernando Valley. They fucked and sucked and sucked fucked until they could fuck no more...well at least until the next scene.

Meanwhile, the evil Morgana (played to the hilt by Ariana) has a nasty go around with the equally conniving Merlin (Tom Byron). This is a particularly good scene because Ariana likes it all. Byron tongues her ass, slaps her a little and fucks her pretty hard. You can tell that there is a lot going on between them from all the eye contact. They build up a big sweat while building to the big "O". This is definitely the best scene in the movie, I just wish it were lit a little better, it's very dark in there.

All of a sudden, Jonathan Morgan is sent back in time in the same mysterious manner only to be pee'd upon by the Production Manager, J.B. in a cameo role. After running into Sir Alex Sanders, Jonathan then disappears as mysteriously as he appeared, but don't worry...he'll be back for more insipid dialogue.

Our knight, Alex Sanders stumbles into a galley like pub only to be serviced by the cockney speaking Kiss and the ultra silent Rebecca Bardoux. The two blondes double-team him with their full lips and super hard titties. The lighting is really poor in this scene and you catch the cameraman occasionally shooting off the set but what little of the sex you catch is still mediocre, so no worries.

The next scene was much more promising; TT Boy and Ariana have a go at it in the courtyard. I hoped that it would be a lot nastier considering the performers in this particular skit, but I think the unbendable TT Boy might have been a little too intimidated by the dominant Ariana. Still this was a pretty good scene, just not as good as her pairing with Tom Byron earlier in the movie.

My favorite part of the movie came during a small cameo by midget porn star Napoleon. Napoleon doesn't have a sex scene in this movie, but he definitely deserves one. More midgets dressed in...? Damned if I know what the hell he's supposed to be dressed like, but he still stole the show.

The last and final scene was between our princess Lisa Ann and her savior Jonathan Morgan, by far the worst scene in the movie. This is one time that an actor should not stay in character. I guess you can call this a pet peeve but I absolutely hate it when a porn actor is portraying the village idiot and keeps on portraying that idiot straight through the sex scene.

Now for the DVD, the slide show was okay, I liked the idea of the frames but they made the pics very small to fit inside them. The pictures were also a little too dark at times, but they reflect the poor lighting of the scenes they were taken from. The music during the menu section was very cute, a bit of ye ol' times, but it did grate on me after awhile. The transitions between menu selections was well done and showed that Metro is keeping up on DVD technology. There was a cool mini commercial for the company's website; www.amazingsex.com that I thought was well done. All the previews were on the B-side of the DVD allowing for more space to put more previews on. I liked this a lot. There were such an abundance of previews that you really didn't need the movie and most of the clips were hotter too.