18 and Nasty #22

The show starts off with Victoria Woods participating in her first adult scene. She is a lovely girl, but she definitely does not come close to looking like she's 18 (as she claims to be). The director/interviewer for this scene doesn't seem to be terribly "with it", but he definitely gets to work on Victoria quickly. She proceeds to give our man a blowjob and, to be quite honest, she seems to be more professional here than the guy.

After some oral pleasure, we get to the actual sex here and Victoria knows how to moan. She manages to convey the impression that she is having the best sex of her life (mentioning orgasms every so often) and it's just impossible to not perk up and pay attention to her. She definitely isn't the classical beauty that the adult business goes for, but she definitely has the enthusiasm that the industry needs.

Christy (though the cover lists her name as being Shawn) is our next "video virgin" and she's an attractive girl. She claims to be watching a horror movie, though we see that the television in front of her is not, technically, turned on.

She is also, by her own admission, a crack addict. Though, for what it's worth, she's not one of those "I wish I could kick this habit"-type crack addicts. She is a "Woo hoo! I can smoke some crack now"-type crack addict. She wants to get paid so she can go out and, well, smoke some crack. I guess it's nice to have goals that one can easily reach.

I can appreciate a video shooting for realism with their performers, but there are times where lying might be a good idea. I almost feel guilty watching Christy perform. However, she is pretty good in her scene.

Next on the disc are two girls from the Czech Republic. They are given dildos of differing sizes and seem to enjoy sucking on the comically small one. I guess size really doesn't matter.

They then begin playing with the comically large one and the blonde chick (Monica) and the redhead (Cindy) start to make nice with one another. We then see the blonde getting off on being worked over by the small dildo.

The cameraman then proceeds to help Cindy out of her clothes while she continues helping Monica take a trip to life fantastic. Cindy then proceeds to explore her own body for the benefit of our intrepid cameraman who walks over and grabs a little anal toy (I assume it's an anal toy because it includes a faux horse's tail on the end) for her using pleasure. He then proceeds to go to work on her with said toy briefly until she decides to stick it in its proper orifice herself.

Our interviewer for these series then enters the room and Cindy makes it her job to make him feel pretty darned welcome while Monica continues pressing her own buttons--until Cindy starts to munch down on her while getting banged by the interviewer. He gets to test-ride our good friend Monica while Cindy uses her hand--and his foot--to feel much better, thank you very much.

The sex here is top-notch, as it has been for the entire disc to this point. The girls, even our ever messed-up friend Christy/Shawn, were extremely enthusiastic performers (something that I have found is the top thing that makes a scene any good). I'm surprised that girls in their first scene would be willing to take anal, but most of these girls seem up to the task (Cindy gets the treatment here). He even finishes on Monica's face before returning to Cindy's foreboding orifice.

Our next two girls are Victoria and Phoenix (who actually looks rather young). They do a little tandem pipe-smoking (if you catch my drift). If I didn't know better, I'd assume that the guy had a bit of a preference for Phoenix, as he definitely seems to spend a majority of his time in--oops, I mean with her.

I'm not saying he ignores Victoria, it's just that Phoenix seems to "carry" the scene (though Victoria claims that she squirted during the sex at one point). This is another excellent scene but I feel somewhat redundant in describing action very similar to the scene immediately preceding it.

The final girl to be inducted is Veronica and she is a hottie. She begins by getting herself in the mood, then allowing the cameraman to work on getting her in the mood. This leads to the usual stuff, all of which happens to be quite well done.

I know it sounds like this stuff isn't good. It may be predictable and cliched, but it's very well done. There is nothing in the world wrong with doing the same thing repeatedly when you do that thing well. I have no complaints about this scene, much as I have no complaints about any of the scenes on this title.

In terms of extras, we are given virtually none. Boo! No previews, no web site promo, no bonus scenes--just a photo gallery, which is basically like having no bonuses at all.

So, this is an excellent title--a very good "first-time girls" title. The girls are universally quite enthusiastic, even though I'm not thrilled with the interview from Christy (or Shawn--perhaps the producers should get the name straight). It's not a big-name title, but it definitely is worthy of a look.