So You Think You Can Fuck? Vol. 2

Maybe it's just me, but upon first glance of the DVD cover for So You Think You Can Fuck? Volume 2, I prepared myself for two hours of what I thought was going to be some kind of adult reality show spin-off where amateurs step up and show their sexual skills for the audience's carnal delight. This train of thought fueled both intrigue and excitement for what I was about to watch...

So imagine the disappointment to discover there was no such creative effort to present this gonzo-style flick. So You Think You Can Fuck? Volume 2 is nothing more than bare-bones sex that cuts to the chase scene after scene throughout the entire DVD.

It's a certainty that some viewers of adult film only need the action, and So You Think You Can Fuck? Volume 2 at least tries to deliver in this area. Dylan and Jordyn first appear on-screen almost naked, prancing around in their panties and heading towards the bed for their own brand of Sapphic action. And Dylan and Jordyn's concept of fun with each other involves getting wet, wild and sticky with whipped cream, syrup?and a double-headed dong. These two lick and stick one another with their toys while lathering up in whipped cream?literally! There's nothing more that stands out about their encounter, but both Dylan and Jordyn definitely take turns having a long, slow, good time together.

This DVD finishes well with its last two scenes being (arguably) the best with its no-frills, yet somewhat intense action. So You Think You Can Fuck? Volume 2 just so happens to have two dames named Lexi featured on the DVD. Although the "first" Lexi has a nice body and rack to enjoy, it is "The Other Lexi" (her actual name on the DVD chapter menu) that turns out a more noteworthy scene. This Lexi puts her body on her man?smothering his face with her tits and devouring his cock with a hungry mouth. 69ing on the couch develops into some bronco-busting cowgirl action as "The Other Lexi" works her body all over the meat pole with a happy smile (and silky wet vagina to boot). The pumping action builds to a climax after she's taken doggy-style in the seat of a chair. She clamors for his cum in her face and before long, he obliges with explosive relief into her mouth.

Shelly and her partner contort their bodies into all the positions they can manage as they go at it all over the living room. Following the sensual foreplay that finds the guy's face buried by Shelly's lips and Shelly slurping his wood, the action alternates. Fast, slow, grinding, hard all become accurate descriptions to sum up the scene's intercourse action. It comes off as a basic sex scene between boyfriend and girlfriend, but the intensity is admirable (not to mention the moaning and well-proportioned breasts of Shelly). The steady thrusting and pelvic-bumping leads to Shelly getting jerked-off on her face lying on her back. Shelly, of course, not wasting a drop, sucks him clean before the credits start to roll.

So You Think You Can Fuck? Volume 2 has some bonus features under its "Extra Shit" category: Stills, 12 minutes of behind-the-scenes interviews with the talent and three trailers of other movies from 3Vision Entertainment. In terms of video quality...well, it's okay, not great. In this day in age, even XXX films have high-quality capabilities, thus developing higher standards. That includes the amateur stuff as well. This DVD isn't going pop off your HDTV.

To be nice, the creators of So You Think You can Fuck? Volume 2, have put together a DVD that has decent-to-good-looking ladies to offer and okay action. However, this offering generally is a little too bare-bones to wow any patron of the DVD, and may be considered too mundane by many.

Hey, at least the three trailers look promising, so there's no need to give up on 3Vision Entertainment titles just yet.

This movie will show you that in fact you can't fuck. But, at the same time it will show you how to fuck. I fuck at a level I never thought possible before I watched this, it changed my life.