1 Night in China

As far as celebrity sex videos go, this one is actually pretty decent. Unlike the Pam & Tommy tape, this one consists almost entirely of Chyna and Sean doing it.

It starts with Chyna/Joanie in a hotel room with boyfriend Sean. She proceeds to blow him, this is filmed in the first person POV, so thats a plus. After a while, he moves the camera to a table to film himself going down on her. The view isn't too great as his ass takes up most of the picture. He then climbs on the bed where Joanie blows him some more. We don't see this because the camera remains on the table. All we see is him putting his crotch in her face. They then proceed to having sex missionary for the remainder of the scene. There is no visable cumshot. For some reason, this scene is entirely in some kind of B/W nightvision. This wouldn't be so odd if they hadn't shown footage of this scene in color in the opening titles. But more on that later.

The second scene takes place in a bathroom. This one is, thankfully, in color. There's a close up in the first person POV of Sean going down on Joanie. She has a very large, penile clit. It looks like Vanessa Del Rio's clit, if not bigger. This then switches to a first person blowjob. From there, they switch to doggie style, then missionary with her on the bathroom counter. The scene then switches to a bedroom with her getting fucked doggie style again. Sean fucks her in the ass for a little bit, then seems to go back to vaginal - it's hard to tell due to the first person angle. This goes on for a while, until it cuts to a totally different scene showing Sean cumming on her ass. This is also odd because this last scene, featuring the cumshot, is obviously from an entirely different video shoot. It looks to have been filmed on better video equipment, and to have been shot by a third person in the room. Joanie also is wearing make-up, unlike the scene that leads up to it.

All in all, this could have been worse but I do have at few complaints. One is the fact that on the front and back cover and on the title screen, there is footage of Joanie pole dancing, stripping, then dancing nude. I think this would have been a better enclusion than the footage that they did use as "filler" of Sean walking around various landmarks in China. Also, the final scene obviously comes from a semi-pro shoot involving Sean and Joanie. Why didn't they enclude more footage from this? Are they planning to do a second video, or a "Director's Cut"?

I just find it frustrating that they seem to have gone out of their way to make this video seem less professional. For example, during the first scene they show footage during the titles and it is clearly filmed in color. So why is it B/W in the video itself? Did they do it to give it a "homemade" feeling? And why not enclude the footage that you predominantly feature on the video cover?