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Talk Dirty To Me 12

Dreamland U.S.A. | 1999

"That's disgusting...tell me more!"

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Based on 2 Reviews.

Starring:  Envy 

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Not very "dirty," but still entertaining

By The Ice
Cash Markman's turned in a pretty solid couples-friendly piece o' porn with "Talk Dirty to Me 12," the latest installment of this long-running series featuring folks who get all hot 'n' bothered over nasty vocabularies. The story - in which a dopey, horny husband (Mike Horner, who's been around forever and can still surprisingly make impressive wood) is obsessed with some "filthy" anonymous phone calls he's been getting - is actually kind of fun, and the little twist ending lets gals come out on top. Who says porn is offensive to women?

The movie starts with Mike in bed, where he gets one of those mysterious phone calls while his yummy wife (Violet Love) showers. The call stiffens Mike's cock, right when Violet comes in. Fortunately, Mike hung up the phone so he wouldn't get busted. And also fortunate is the fact that Violet doesn't like sending out her man into a day of work with a raging stiffy. After giving each other some oral loving, Mike pumps her missionary, spoon and doggy style before leaving a creamy deposit on her pussy and leg.

His wife's attentions aren't enough to stop his wandering ears and eyes though, so he picks up a curvy hooker in the form of Envy. For $100, this Euro-tart lets Mike enjoy every charm she can offer. After eating and fingering her cunt, she huffs his cock and slides it into her pussy for some missionary and spoon style sexing before taking it up her ass like a good girl. Obviously, butt fucking isn't done at home for poor Mike, and pretty soon he ends up blowing his load all over Envy's back.

Meanwhile, pixie-like blonde Allysin Chaynes is getting ready to mount her man, Nick East. But wait, Allysin looks a lot like the mystery chick that has been calling Mike. And Nick is Mike's buddy! What gives? Ah...who cares! Before you can bother to think about it, Nick is dining out on his lady's labes, and then she takes his steely rod into her mouth and hands. After some missionary and doggy style banging on a kitchen stove top, Nick blasts spoo on Allysin's ass.

All this hot pussy and hot talk really starts to get the better of Mike, who tails a suspiciously hot piece of ass in the form of Devinn Lane. He dreams a lesbo make-out between her and Gina Ryder, which for some reason looks like a half-assed sequence out of "Tron" or something. Anyway, while goofy computer-cyber-whatsits are zooming around, Devinn and Gina suck and finger each other. It's a dopey scene that's good for a laugh, but not much else.

Thankfully, the next bit of "fantasy" sex is on a videotape that Mike rents. It seems that mysterious Devinn went into a porno shop, and when Mike loses her in there, he's to rent "Steve Austin's Filthy Talking Cocksuckers" so he doesn't look too suspicious. When he takes the tape home, he luckily starts out on Latin spitfire Dee inhaling Steve Austin's length with voracious sucking power. Seriously, you can really hear every bit of that huffing, and this scene is most definitely H-O-T. It's a blowjob-only event, but Dee really knows how to please a man with her mouth, and she takes a gorgeous bulls eyeshot of sperm right into her mouth. Her playful giggle afterwards, as the spoo dribbles out, solidifies her rank as a Supreme Slutlet.

When Mike returns the tape, he asks the dude behind the counter about the mysterious Devinn. He tells Mike to go to the peep show in the back, and it's there that our intrepid hero discovers not only Devinn, but Allysin Chaynes too. Hmm, both objects of desire in one place at the same time? What could the secret possibly be? Well, I'm not going to spoil it for you, but it happens after what is a pretty anti-climactic bit of lesbian coupling. After that nut-busting blowjob scene with Dee, this seems like a pretty weak ending, and Devinn and Allysin don't exactly seem too turned on while lapping and twiddling each other's tits and cunts.

Still, all in all this is far from a lame title. It's pretty consistently funny in a dopey kind of way (if you're not too demanding, at least), and the sexing tends to be at the very least good, with the exception of the sapphic stuff. If you're looking for couples material, this could be a pretty decent bet. And as for the disc itself, the sound and picture are definitely crisp and clean, although there is a relatively sub-standard amount of extra features: trailers for "McKayla's Navy," "On the Prowl," and "Couch Therapy"; a photo gallery; and contact/web info.

The Pornstar Always Rings Twice

By Spooky
Mike Horner is the main focus of DARK DIRTY TO ME 12, a fun new DVD, with a solid and sexy cast, some hot sex, and a little fun thrown in as well. Devon Lane, the former Penthouse Pet, is the main attraction on the box, but don't look for her to do any guys in this movie...hers is strictly an all-girl adventure! Aside from that, however, this movie surprised me for both its action and its story, which are above the norm for most adult productions.

Mike plays a guy who, although not totally displeased with his marriage, has a wandering eye when it comes to the ladies, and as it turns out, a wandering ear as well. While waiting for his wife to get out of the shower and come to bed one night, he gets a sexy call from my current favorite porn star, and all-around cutie, Allysin Chaynes. Allysin talks dirty on the phone with him for a while, and just when she is sure he is nice and hard from her sexy voice, she hangs up on him! Mike's wife, played by Violet Love comes out ofthe shower and notices how hard her husband is. The two start to get frisky, and it doesn't take long for them to start going at it like rabbits. The scene climaxes in one of the stranger situations I have seen in a while, as Mike chooses to come on her inner thigh, and Violet calls him "Daddy"...twice! I actually had to stop and rewind to see if she said what I thought she said! Hmm...must be an interesting story behind that, Ms. Love!

Anyway, back to our story. The next day, Mike decides to pick himself up a hooker, whom I believe is played by Envy. They go to a cheap motel room, and Mike forks over $100 for the fun. He certainly gets his money's worth as he fucks her in numerous positions, and even gets to have some anal fun before he is finished. Gee, most hookers would charge a lot more than a Benjamin Franklin for this kind of action...not that I would know anything about that!

We find out that Allysin is actually the girlfriend of Nick East, who just happens to be Mike's best friend. Seems as if Allysin gets off by turning on her boyfriend's friends. She even wants to call Mike when she is with Nick, but Nick talks her into going at it right there in the kitchen. If you are a big fan of Allysin like I am, you are going to love this scene! She gets down on her knees and gives Nick a nice blow job and then he props her petite little body up on the kitchen counter for some missionary fun. I was really hoping that Allysin would let Nick give her a facial, but alas, he decides to cum all over her ass. Nevertheless, any scene with the lovely Ms. Chaynes is a scene worth watching!

After Mike follows Devon to a porn store/peep show, he rents a video and goes and watches it. It is a scene with Dee blowing a faceless guy. It is really the only scene that seems out of place, and although I am not positive, I am pretty sure it is a scene from the movie that Mike rented. There is a close up of the box, so basically this scene is a plug for another movie. Regardless of all that, Dee takes an incredible shot of cum straight into her mouth from the guy she is blowing. Of course, like an old pro, she spits it right out, but it is still a hot facial.

Mike returns the video and winds up going in the back for one of the peep shows. Who should he see but Devon and my favorite girl Allysin doing a show just for him. Allysin proves to be one of those stars who is as good with women as she is with men, and the women she is with seem to enjoy her as much as she enjoys them. The movie ends shortly after this scene is over, and I was left wanting more of these fantastic girls.

The video and audio are top notch for an adult film, with a crisp picture and 5.1 digital surround sound on the audio side. The features are solid, with a photo gallery, full-motion chapter selections and three trailers for other titles. TALK DIRTY TO ME 12 is really a showcase for Mike Horner more than it is for Devon Lane or any of the other female castmembers. Be sure to look for a cameo by director Cash Markman as a P.I. Mike wants to hire to track down Devon. I've found lately that Mr. Markman is making some of the better releases in the adult film world, and I look forward to his work in the future.

Product Information

"That's disgusting...tell me more!"

Running Time:
1 hrs. 49 mins.
Release Year:
1999
Released:
Aug 17 2000
Starring:
Allysin Chaynes, Dee Baker, Devinn Lane, Envy, Gina Ryder, McKayla, Violet Love