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Talk Dirty To Me 13

Dreamland U.S.A. | 2001

Make the Call, Have a Ball!

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Based on 1 Review.
Director:  Cash Markman

Starring:  Charlene Aspen  Michael J. Cox 

Starring:  Julie Meadows  Brick Majors 

Starring:  Nikita Denise  Joel Lawrence 


Starring:  Justine Romee  Brandon Iron 

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13 Turns Out to be Unlucky For This Series

By Spooky
Cash Markman's Talk Dirty To Me 13 takes a bit of a different approach than previous volumes of this series. In this one, Cash stars (in probably his biggest on-screen role to date) as an adult director who is casting and shooting the next volume of the Talk Dirty To Me series. He is worried that "13" is going to be an unlucky number for him, and he's right!

Michael J. Cox is Cash's assistant, and he gets a mysterious phone call from Charlene Aspen in which she "talks dirty to him" and then invites him over to her place for a meeting. Michael gets to have sex with her, but also winds up getting strangled in her tub when she him to eat out her pussy. Of course, there are worse ways to go...

At this point in the film, I thought perhaps Markman was going to introduce us to a number of femme fatales who all lure their victims in through sex. But that's not what happens. In fact, no one seems to care what happened to Michael's character (they only mention that he is missing), and Charlene's character never reappears.

The next person to get a phone call is Steve Austin (from Nikita Denise), but his rendezvous is prevented by Joel Lawrence, who claims to be Steve and takes Nikita back to his Winnebago (yes, it's the same one from Lust In America!) for some action. Steve lets Nikita finish before breaking in to let her know she has the wrong guy...a mistake she corrects a little later by giving Steve a hot blowjob, which concludes in a fantastic facial.

After a scene between Dillion Day and Envy, the movie wraps up with a final segment out in a boat with Brandon Iron and Justine Romee, which is probably the hottest action in the movie.

There's some good sex in Talk Dirty To Me 13 and I recommend it for those just looking to get off watching some hot girls. However, fans of Markman's work who have enjoyed his clever scripts in the past are probably going to be a little disappointed by this title. The movie really lacks focus, and other than being a parody of how an adult film gets made...I was really at a loss trying to figure out exactly what the point of Talk Dirty To Me 13 was supposed to be.

Once again, the fact that this is a Dreamland DVD doesn't help the disc's overall appeal. The video and audio aren't that great, and the only bonus features are a slide show and two trailers for other movies.

Talk Dirty To Me 13 only comes recommended to those who are collectors of this series or those who are die-hard Cash Markman fans and collectors. Most of the action is average and there's really nothing outstanding on this title that you couldn't find on dozens of other discs. For a better time, I highly recommend Talk Dirty To Me 12, which has a much more focused story, and is more entertaining.



Product Information

Make the Call, Have a Ball!

Running Time:
1 hrs. 26 mins.
Release Year:
2001
Released:
Jul 09 2001
Starring:
Charlene Aspen, Envy, Julie Meadows, Justine Romee, Nikita Denise, Brandon Iron, Brick Majors, Capt. Bob, Cash Markman, Dillion Day, Joel Lawrence, Michael J. Cox, Steve Austin