Pick Up Lines #21

I have to preface my review for this film. When DVD was created, they made a mistake in that they allowed the creators of the DVDs to viewers to watch certain parts of the disc. This is a horrible mistake in usability, as you should never remove control from the user.

"Pick Up Lines 21" abuses this feature by you to watch over three minutes of ads, FBI warnings, and general crap. You have to watch this every time you insert the DVD and can not fast forward, skip ahead, or go to a chapter menu. What kind of system is it where I own a DVD, but can't decide what parts of it I want to watch?

Anyway, on to the film.

THE STORY

There's not a "story" per se to this film, but basically the idea here is that a couple is watching a porn together. They watch several scenes before they finally have sex with each other.

Scene 1

The first scene the couple watches involves two women in Las Vegas. They can't get lucky gambling, so they decide to "get lucky" up in their room.

The first part of this film actually involves the two women driving down the strip in Las Vegas while kissing and touching each other everywhere. Must have been a sight to see.

They get to the hotel room and do their girl-girl thing before room service arrives. Of course they answer the door naked, and rather than eat the food, they decide they'd rather eat him.

This is a good scene. We have a very attractive blond and brunette (Allison Dark and Toni James), and the scene is slow but intense. Eventually the man cums on both their faces.

Scene 2

Alice seduces her pool boy Colt Steele inside. (Excuse me while I laugh at that name...) Ok, I'm done. Anyway, she brings him in and they end up having some hot anal action on her couch before he cums on her face.

Scene 3

Gina Gemstone (this is her first video) teams up with everyone's favorite cumshooter, Peter North. Peter finds her on the beach, and look, he just happens to have a blanket set up over here... We have another long slow foreplay session that heats up into oral sex and then all-out fucking. Once again the action is slow but intense, and once again we have a facial cumshot.

Scene 4

We find Margo Stevens on the side of the road with a sign that says "Will Have Sex For Food". A nice car picks her up and takes her back to a mansion, where she begins some girl-girl with Nici Sterling.

Of course, this gets the man of the house a little too excited, and he has to join in. The group goes at it all at once, culminating in the man's cumshot on both their faces. Nici even gets so excited, she licks a stray blob of cum from Margo's forehead. A bit silly, but still fun to watch.

Scene 5

Finally covergirl Olivia Del Rio gets in on the action with Vince Voyeur. She meets him on the edge of a pool, and they suck and fuck away.

Olivia is the best looking woman in this film, and she seems more excited about blowing and fucking Vince. These factors combine to make this the best scene in the film.

Once again, facial cumshot.

Scene 6

Now the couple moves to having sex, using all the tricks and techniques they just saw. The woman in this film is Leanni, and she's definitely a cute little thing. She does a little bouncy-bouncy with her man before another facial cumshot.

FEATURES

This disc features a cast bio, a slide show, some previews, and a "for couples only" section (a couple of the scenes from the movie, cutting out showing penetration or the cumshot).

AUDIO/VIDEO

Audio and video were good, no problems there.

SUMMARY

Aside from the outrageous requirement of watching ads, this is a good couples film, especially if your partner doesn't mind facial cumshots. The action is slow, nothing is too kinky, and the stories behind the scenes are sort of classic fantasy scenes that most women will probably enjoy. If you're part of a couple, or just want a good mainstream porno with real-looking women, this is the disc for you.