Sperm Overload

There isn't a scene here I would skip over. I love big members and sperm. This fine piece of cinema hasn't disappointed me.

Before everyone kills themselves wondering if Cris Taliana is back, let's be clear. This is a compilation DVD of some of Mike John's best scenes. That has to be quite a chore. How does one dig through arguable the best cum-swallowing library in all of porn and pick out the very best? OK, I didn't say it would be an unpleasant task, just a difficult one. Mike has included Cris Taliana, Keeani Lei, Jasmine Byrne and those three women never disappoint. There are ten scenes here and the movie runs nearly five and a half hours. That's a year's worth of jerk off material for some people. For me, it's just a half day's work. A pleasant half day's work I should add. Yeah, some days it doesn't suck too much to have my job.

Cris Taliana From No Cum Dodging Allowed 3

Before we figured out that this was a comp, Cris' name in the cast had me excited. Could she be back? Last I heard she had left the biz, had a kid and wasn't really thrilled to get an email about an interview. Mike is scheduled to shoot a blowbang, but the girl doesn't show up. Luckily Jake Malone is shooting a Throat Gagger scene with Cris in the next room. They make a deal and this pigtailed cutie finds herself working overtime on her knees. First she gets Jake and Tony off and then the full blowbang can happen. Without overdoing the gag thing, she takes on some big dicks and even manages to be vocal enough to mostly drown out the sound of the mopes. Taking load after load into her mouth, Cris smile with that homecoming queen smile on her pretty face. That's not the end though. The other room has a mattress so she can do more than just suck. Erik Everhard, Brian Surewood and Jon Dough start her off with some pussy and mouth action. They use her pigtails as handles and work her over. Cris responds with a very vocal, aggressive scene that reminds us all why we loved her so much. Tony come back to join the fun and power fucks her pussy. Any girl who can handle this kind of action and still look this fresh deserves a lot of credit. Any time any of the guys is ready to bust a nut, she opens wide, gulps the goo and keeps smiling. This scene is one that is worth watching and worth owning.

Erin Moore from Sperm Receptacles 1

Mike takes a few moments to talk with Erin who comes off as calm and confident in front of the camera. Faced with fifteen cocks, she has an easy smile on her face and is refreshingly honest about how she deals with working with guys who gross her out. I'm sure there are plenty of guys who fit that description in this mope-fest. If she isn't into the dudes attached to the dick, Erin doesn't let that show. She just gets right to the sucking, grabbing meat and stuffing it into her skilled mouth. I love watching her suck, but the gagging act wears thin pretty quickly. They hang her upside down for the whole gag factor position. That makes the gagging more pronounced and has me already yearning for the glory days of this movie when Cris Taliana was sucking dick without sounding like a dying water fowl. Erin takes some loads directly into her mouth while others are deposited into a glass bowl. She drinks them down as well and even spoon feeds herself that last few drops.

Jamie Elle from Teenage Spermaholics 4

Jamie is really proud of herself because she learned a new cheer at school. Tim Von Swine plays her father and he is a lot more interested in getting his TV to work. Consider this a cautionary tale for all the parents out there. If you ignore your daughter, she just might end up performing her cheer for a room full of mopes. The guys watch her cheer, talk her out of her clothes and decide to feed her all the seed they can muster. Dad's black friends take the first shift, surrounding Jamie and letting her show what she can do. There is plenty of great eye candy. Jamie is easy on the eyes and is happy to gargle a load before swallowing it. Now that's what I call school spirit. When the white guys take their shot, they give her pussy a work out as well. She ends up sandwiched between two mope. One guy anchors the DP with his dick up her ass while her pussy gets pumped from above. This is a hot little scene with great energy from our perky cheerleader. Even when the guys fail to shoot on her mouth, Jamie manages to feed herself by scooping the jizz from her ass and licking her fingers clean.

Bianca Pureheart from No Cum Dodging Allowed 6

This is one of those scenes that works even before it starts. A girl as pretty, pure and fresh as Bianca doing a hard-core swallowing scene? Oh yeah. The sweet twenty two year old from Oklahoma get on her knees and starts ultra-gagging on mope cock. That kind of destroys the whole fresh thing. She sounds a bit like a tired porn whore who can't actually do a good scene and has to make up for that with these stupid throat antics. Sorry, that's a commentary on the quagging, not on Bianca herself. She's great and would be even better if she would just knock off the fake gag crap. The guys cap off the first round by covering a glass plate with their DNA. It fill up quickly and she downs it. This is the kind of action that is not for the faint of heart. How she get through this without is a mystery. When that stuff gets settled into her tummy, Bianca gets to work fucking like a pro. In a matter of moments she has one in her pussy and another in her ass, proving that she can take anything they can dish out. The actual fucking in this scene is fantastic. Bianca is gorgeous, takes dick in her tight ass like a champ and proves that naughty sex can come from the most unlikely of babes.

Jasmine Byrne from No Cum Dodging Allowed 5

I love this scene. I loved it in the original movie and this one alone makes this comp worth owning. Jasmine comes in looking for an office job as a secretary. Mike quickly puts her to work showing off her oral skills on two mopes from the warehouse. I love that she stays dressed as she services the first two. Yes, there is a bit of that gagging stuff. Jasmine is guilty of it, but she's just so damn hot that the scene works anyway. After a little ass licking, she ends up eating two loads. That is only the beginning though. She has to take on the whole warehouse and does it with her clothes still on. There is something really sex about that simple fact. Even though she gags and fishhooks herself, the heat of the scene is undeniable. Sticking with the office theme, the gorgeous Latina is bent over her desk and fucked by Brian Surewood. When her clothes finally come off, we are treated to some great looking RCA. Jasmine really is just about perfect from head to toe. The guy double stuff her holes, making sure she can handle everything they need from her around the office. She ends up air tight on a couch looking like a wet dream come true.

The rest of the scenes included in this two-disc set are:

Kelly Wells from No Cum Dodging Allowed 6: A big interracial blowbang that is a rather lifeless, dispassionate quag-fest. (Typical of Kelly Wells scenes for any director unfortunately.)

Victoria Sweet from Sperm Receptacles 1: Hot teen Victoria knows how to suck, but she has also studied Annoying Throat Noises 101 at Porn Valley City College. She lick a lot of ass and swallows a lot of cum before the mini-bukkake finish

Melissa Lauren from No Cum Dodging Allowed 4: Blonde Melissa is having trouble swallowing seed so she seeks professional help. She certainly has no problem having her face slapped by countless dicks as they wait to make her gag. It ends with a one on one scene with Jake complete with ass eating and gagging.

Roxy Jezel from No Cum Dodging Allowed 3: Roxy before she went soft contract girl on us. She starts out with two big black dicks and goes from there. The action moves all over the house with Roxy sucking, jerking and talking dirty the whole time. She eats every load like a proper English slut should. Great DP action late in this scene and there is some anal that is as beautifully shot as it is fucking hot.

Keeani Lei from Sperm Receptacles 2: I love Keeani, I just can't help it. Even when she doe the bad fake gag thing, she is so cute that I have to forgive her. In truth, she does less of that in this scene than in many other movies where she stares down fewer fuck sticks. Cum lovers will enjoy watching her get nasty with the loads in her mouth. She gargles, plays with the semen and puts on quite a spectacle.

Wow this is a long DVD. I know that most of you won't watch it all in one sitting, but trust me. It's over five and a half hour long. That's a lot of sex, especially when there isn't a whole lot to skip over. If you like blowbangs, cum swallowing, gargling and girl who ingest enough semen to kill a normal human, then Mike John has put together the ultimate collection. He calls it Sperm Overload, but it could just as easily be called "Sperm Overdose" because each one of these women could easily need medical attention after swallowing all those little mopes.