Missionary Position: Impossible

The future of the adult film industry is threatened by evil Senator Dick Blowhard (Mike Horner) in Missionary Position Impossible, one of the latest films from Cash Markman now available on DVD. It's a great parody of the Mission: Impossible T.V. series and movies, and rest assured, the title has nothing to do with the kind of sex that takes place in the movie...there are several scenes where the girls take it in the missionary position!

Steve Austin plays the leader of the Impossible Missions , Tim Yelps. Steve gets his assignment in a peep show booth (doesn't everybody?!), where Dee and Venus Milan make out for him while he masturbates. The best part of this segment is watching Dee and Venus share a long two-headed pink jelly dildo. Venus isn't the hottest actress in porn, but Dee has enough sexual energy for both of them, and they turn in a very hot performance. In fact, there is not an uninteresting sex scene in this entire movie!

After Steve gets his assignment (which self destructs at the end of the first sex scene!), we are introduced to Mike Horner's character, Senator Blowhard, who is running for President against Senator Rightly. Mike wants to put an end to all the filthy porn that is ruining our nation, but of course, he is obsessed with porn and sex himself. He has a campaign manager played by Angelica Sin who shows Mike the wonders of dirty sex in the back of their limo.

Rod Fontana is "Roland", another member of the IMF, who is part of a plan to trap Sen. Blowhard. The idea is for Rod to dress up like Sen. Rightly and then get caught on tape in a compromising position. The tape will then be taken to Sen. Blowhard in an attempt to try and make him publicize the video. If he does, the tape will revealed as a fake, and Blowhard will be discredited. Fontana and another IMF member, Kiki D'Aire make out in a video store in front of hidden cameras they know have been put there by Blowhard.

Next up, Rich Handsome (yet another member of the IMF) pretends he is a masseuse and visits Angelica Sin. It's not long before the two of them are going at it on one of the tables in a very hot scene. Angelica shows just how flexible and athletic she is, as the two of them try out some very hot looking positions. Meanwhile, the IMF decides to broadcast the sexual encounter over the local radio stations to discredit Blowhard's campaign manager. Sen. Blowhard hears the broadcast on the radio and demands that the driver speed back to his campaign headquarters at once.

But the IMF is way ahead of Sen. Blowhard. They have rigged one of the elevators so Mike will get trapped with Raquel Divine (yes, another member of the huge IMF staff!) inside. Once the elevator gets stuck, the senator can't help but surrender to his lusty sexual cravings. He does get to give it to Raquel, but when the doors to the elevator open, the press core is there to snap photographs and ruin any chance Blowhard has of becoming president.

If you are a fan of Cash Markman movies, Missionary Position Impossible is right near the top of his list as one of the best. It has everything a fan would desire: a good story; some wonderful, funny dialogue; and of course, some very hot sex! However, while most of the video transfer of this DVD is relatively sharp, I feel the need to point out that the first five to ten minutes of the video has an annoying flicker at the top of the screen that occurs every five to ten seconds. It's almost as if the tracking on the video source wasn't properly set when they made the transfer to DVD. I was afraid that it would last the entire movie, and thus ruin a fine production, but by the start of the first sex scene (or shortly thereafter), the annoying glitch has gone away.

Overall, this is another solid production from Cash Markman, and another showcase for Mike Horner to show off his acting skills. I should also point out that Steve Austin also does a nice job, setting the right tone for his character. As for the women, they don't come much sexier than Angelica Sin, and Raquel Divine is solid in her role as well. If you like adult films that entertain you with plot and dialogue just as much as they do with sex, then this "Position" is one you should try out!