Dethroned

Ah, is there anything a man needs more than to watch beautiful girls fucking and a strong right hand? Possibly . But if you want that, you need to get a case before you watch this movie, because once it starts you won't want to get up. Apparently based on a true story, Dethroned is the story of Alex Taylor who is stripped of her Miss New Hampshire crown and not to compete in nationals because she is a stripper by night; kind of like Batman- businessman by day, crimefighter by night.

This film begins with Alex getting runner up in the Miss State contest, and then going to a strip club with her friend (Corinne Williams) where Alex is the featured performer. In keeping with the typical hooker with a heart of gold routine, she is of course doing it just to "make ends meet." I must say though, that her routine was quite good; I could have easily dished out a couple singles had I been there. After the show, Alex shows Corinne how to do a seductive dance to solicit the married men's singles. Some guy walks in while their shaking their asses and takes Alex away to a kitchen where he proceeds to rail her with a vengeance on top of the kitchen island. Now, kiddies, this is a dangerous maneuver that should not be tried at home- a kitchen counter is not only slippery, but also high off the ground, and very hard. Not to mention, the balance factor, I mean those things are only like three feet wide. However, both Alex and her partner produce an amazing balancing act and transition from her on top to him on top without falling off the damn counter. I must also mention that Alex is the queen of dirty talk. Rarely have I heard such a slew of obscenities flow from a woman's mouth with such voracity.

Meanwhile, Corinne is left on stage where she imagines that she has become a stripper, and proceeds to dance and then choose the lucky Taylor St.Claire to be the recipient of her tongue bath. Apparently not satisfied with her womanly wears, Corinne moves onto another guy in the crowd as Taylor takes one of her own. Corinne's guy pounds away at her as if he is drilling for oil, while Taylor rides the pole like a champ. A nice feature of this scene was the slow motion cam where I could actually see the grip that Corinne was using as she jerked this guy off.

The fantasy ends, and Corinne wakes up on stage to the bartender, who asks her to leave. Once again, though, Alex and Corinne end up in the bar the next night. The owner of the bar (Johnni Black) comes out to talk to Alex about her near-miss for Miss State, and offers to sponsor her for nationals. Alex gladly accepts and then proceeds to lick Johnni up and down as a reward for helping her out. I was mildly disappointed that more toys (besides a black dildo) weren't used, but then again, how many sex toys are you realistically going to find backstage at a bar? Meanwhile, once again on the stage, Corinne accosts the mop boy and gives him a lesson on how to clean his pipes. While Alex is eating her box lunch at the Y backstage, Corinne is teaching the young mop boy all about what it's like to be ridden like a wild steer as she swings and bounces on his cock. My favorite part of this scene is her repeated requests for him to slap her ass, which he obligingly does- but a little too much and too hard as she winces the last couple times he does it.

Well, Alex gets another shot at states, and wins this time, which catapults her up to nationals. However, in the interim, it is uncovered that there are some nude pictures of her which could compromise her chance of winning at nationals. Oh, the plot thickens. Once at nationals, the media won't stop hounding her, but she is comforted by Nina who eases her pain by groping and licking her while a guy watches. Then, to quote the Beastie Boys, "the bell rings and we all switch places." Nina then watches as Alex goes down on the guy and sucks like she's trying to get a McDonalds milkshake out of the cup with a straw. Then they all jump in and the fun really begins. Not only did they roll and tumble like acrobats, but at one point they are all in a hot tub. It's amazing to me that no one was hurt in this scene.

The film ends with Alex being out of competition by the chairman who has found photos of her from the strip club. Johnni advises her to sell her story to the highest bidder (i.e. Vivid DVD), at which point Alex glances at the camera with a knowing look. Overall, this film was spectacular. It actually had a coherent plot, and the sex was great. It was kind of short for a film (1h 22m), but well worth the money. In terms of features, Vivid DVD once again comes through with the interactive studio. There is the chapter search, picture gallery, and of course, previews for upcoming films. I can't think of another studio that does interactive features better than Vivid DVD.