It's a Mommy Thing 3

I'm not the biggest MILF fan (I tend to skew younger rather than older when choosing my porn purchases), but when it's done right it can be one of the sexiest genres in porn. Well, Patrick Collins gets everything right in It's A Mommy Thing 3, not only one of the best MILF movies I have seen, but one of the hottest adult titles so far in 2008.

What Collins understands that far too many other adult directors don't is that it's all about the lead-in. Give viewers an interesting premise leading into the sex, and the eroticism of the action can be amplified. It's A Mommy Thing 3 has great set-ups to its five sex scenes.

As Scene 1 begins, busty box cover babe Lisa Ann comes home to find Rucca Page dressed in a schoolgirl outfit and crying on the couch. I don't think Collins ever comes out and says if Rucca is playing Lisa Ann's daughter, but the implication is there - allowing the home viewer's mind to wander into kinky territory. Rucca is crying because her boyfriend, played by Mikey Butders, made her dress up and give him head, then scolded her for not being able to do it properly. Infuriated, Lisa Ann decides that she is going to teach Mikey a lesson and gets Rucca to call him so he'll come over.

When Mikey gets there, Lisa starts to seduce him, eventually getting him to pull out his cock so she can stroke it and slowly suck on it. After a few minutes of this, we notice that Rucca is across the room and masturbating as she watches. Lisa brings her over and proceeds to show her how to give head, and then shows her the proper way of fucking, as the two women take turns with Mikey in various positions. One of the more creative positions has Lisa riding Mikey reverse cowgirl while Rucca is below them with her head leaned back and licking Mikey's balls and shaft. When Mikey's ready to come, he tries to give the ladies a double facial, but most of the cum lands on Rucca.

Scene 2 opens with older blonde Payton Leigh riding a sybian machine, while younger brunette Beverly Hillz masturbates in a nearby bedroom. The next morning, Beverly lets Payton know about the noises she heard the night before, and Payton introduces Beverly to both the machine and the wonders of girl/girl love. Viewers are treated to both girls riding the sybian, as well as a mutual exchange of oral and fingering. Upset that there's no cock here? Don't be...both girls return in Scene 4 for a threesome with John Espizedo.

Scene 3 is the only one in the movie that doesn't include a younger girl in action with an older MILF, and perhaps it's no surprise that it's also the weakest scene. Kristal Summers and Buck Adams are getting back together after not seeing each other for many years, but Buck can't take his eyes off a photo of Kristal with her younger niece. So they use the photo in their lovemaking - with Kristal positioning it so Buck can look at it while he's pounding Kristal. The cumshot has Buck jerking onto the photo, although we do get to see Kristal licking it up.

Payton and Beverly return for the next-to-last scene, which finds Beverly coming to a masturbation photo shoot involving Payton. Beverly meets up with boyfriend John Espizedo and the two decide they're going to go in and watch Payton's shoot. While Payton is posing - both riding the sybian again and fingering herself - Beverly is down on her knees sucking off John while the two of them watch the action. The scene then cuts to a different room, where Payton joins Beverly and John for a threesome. John goes to bring the sybian in, which Beverly rides for a bit before dismounting so she and Payton can treat John to a dual blowjob. The rest of the scene has John taking turns penetrating both girls, usual with the girl being penetrated licking out the other girl at the same time. The final position has John holding Payton's arms back and fucking her in the standing doggy position, while Beverly is watching, masturbating and calling Payton "mommy". The climax here is a shot into both girls' mouths, followed by them kissing each other.

While the other scenes in It's A Mommy Thing 3 only seem to imply that the younger girl is the daughter of the older woman, the last scene just comes out and says that cute little blonde Kacey Jordan is playing the daughter to the equally attractive Brenda James. Brenda's character likes her alcohol, and she gets in a fight with daughter Kacey at the beginning of the scene about Kacey having her boyfriend (James Deen) over at the house all the time.

With Brenda and in an alcoholic stupor on the couch, James decides he's going to get out the digital camera and take some raunchy photos of "mommy" with his cock in her mouth. While they're taking the photos, James encourages Kacey to lick out Brenda, and he takes some photos of that, as well. Although the action here isn't particularly any hotter than hundreds of other girl/girl/boy threesomes we've seen over the years, the idea of a girl having a threesome with her boyfriend and mom makes watching this scene a huge turn-on, and that's why this segment - and indeed, this entire release - is so successful.

Extras here include a nice little interview (6 minutes) with Brenda James in which she details how she use to be involved in home health care...and allowed her clients to eat out her pussy! We also get a short behind the scenes segment (4 minutes), and a bonus scene (38 minutes) from It's A Mommy Thing 2 featuring Natasha Nice, Devon Lee and Johnny Sins. Bloopers, a slide show, a pop-shot recap option, and six trailers round out this release's rather nice selection of bonus goodies.

The biggest disappointment I had with this release was actually the fact that Mr. Collins chose to shoot it full frame instead of anamorphic widescreen. If you can overlook that one fault, this is outstanding porn that every MILF fan should own.