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Teagan is still the best!
The first time I saw Teagan Presley was in Jack's Teen America: Mission #1 dressed as a schoolgirl. For some reason she fell off my radar until her sadly role in Pirates. Now, her appearance in My First Porn 9 - this is nobody's first porn by the way - is the last in a string of great scenes to be found on the disc. You'll find the informal banter you've come to expect from Robby D.'s "Jack" movies interspersed with tips from Jack's mentor, Leo, on how to convince a hesitant girl (or guy) to star in a porno.
The movie opens up with Scott Nails filling out paperwork so he can fuck the very hot, well-toned Audrey Bitoni, who is talking to her boyfriend on the phone. The action starts up and Audrey tells Scott that she doesn't kiss on the lips. He keeps trying and after a few false starts he finally decides to focus on her amazing body. He goes down on her bare pussy and has her lick her juices off his fingers. Audrey then gets on all fours on the table and tells Scott to eat her ass. He does and she pays him back by sucking his cock. After doggie, reverse cowgirl, and missionary, Scott cums on her face.
As I mentioned in another recent review, Rebeca Linares is one of my favorite girls right now. The Spanish accent, the gorgeous body, and willingness to do anything - what's not to love? In the next scene, Jack is telling her that Rico Strong is running late. She's pissed but waits anyway. When Rico finally walks in she says she won't fuck black guys (entirely untrue) and he gives her a bullshit excuse. They get past this by telling her that he's Creole and soon enough he has his face buried in her ass. She kneels down to blow him and suck on his balls before laying back for missionary. She then climbs on Rico cowgirl showing off her perfect ass. Rebeca is a screamer and after deafening Rico through a few more positions he pulls out and shoots his load all over her ass.
Next up is the 19-year-old Veronique Vega. She doesn't want to do the scene because she thinks she looks like a bimbo (she does), but as soon as she sees Jean Val Jean she changes her mind. He starts off by licking her ass before she blows him. She then sticks her teen ass in the air and gets pounded doggie style until she's laying helplessly on her stomach. After a few more positions she crawls on top of Jean for a brief 69 - maybe I've been watching the wrong porn but I don't see a lot of 69 anymore. The scene finishes up with Jean holding Veronique's face to catch a facial. She kept her pink boots on for the entire scene, which was much appreciated on my end.
In the next scene, the crew is sitting around waiting for the female talent to show up. Luckily, Misti Love comes by selling newspapers. As it turns out, she'd love to fill in for the missing girl. Jerry gets her to take her top off and starts licking her large nipples. He licks her ass briefly, and they exchange oral favors. They go through a variety of positions but there really isn't any chemistry here and the action drags. There was some titty fucking and a cumshot on her chest, which is always nice to see, but it didn't make up for the overall lack of energy.
And then we have Teagan to the rescue. Jack is trying to convince Tyler Wood to perform in a porno (he's almost at 200 movies according to the Empire) when Teagan trips out of the sliding glass doors. Not the sexiest entrance I've ever seen but with her rock hard body and beautiful face, I don't think it really matters. It doesn't take long for Teagan to get Tyler into the scene and she's soon straddling his face. She gets on all fours so he can take her thong off. He plays with her ass and spends a lot of time licking it. Tyler then starts fucking her doggie style and his true nature comes out when he fishhooks the lovely Teagan as he pounds away. He pulls out so she can deepthroat him, and she gets more fishhooks for her troubles. After watching Teagan's tight body get contorted through several positions, Tyler tries to squeeze his dick in her ass in the missionary position. He succeeds but it's very brief and the action reverts back to her pussy, which was a little disappointing because she can take it up the ass with the best of them. He eventually dumps a huge load on her ass and she sticks her finger in her asshole using it as lubrication. It's no wonder she's so popular.
The sound and the video quality are great on the disc. The extras are pretty sparse, with a cumshot recap, slide show or photo gallery, 8 trailers, Teagan's bio, and studio information.
Four out of the five scenes in My First Porn 9 are top-notch gonzo action with amazing women. If you're a fan of Rebeca Linares, Teagan, or just great fucking, you should pick up this disc.