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You'll Get Off While They Steal Your Seed!

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Premature EJACULA

By Diesel
EJACULA is one of those so-called classics (or "Gold Classics" as labeled by VCA Pictures) categorized as such because the porno happen to be an older title. No one really mentions EJACULA when referring to the glories of porno's videotape age, and I can't imagine anyone really demanding it for their porn library. Yet here it is for the masses to enjoy, and probably only of interest to fans of Rocco Siffredi (who has fucked his way at the top for over twenty years!) and dependable talents like Patricia Kennedy.

EJACULA is a European production starring mainly American adult performers, which means that film production values are improved (we actually break the accursed bonds of a studio-bound bedroom set), a storyline is followed, and generally speaking, the sex is performed more athletically. Fiery red-head Patricia Kennedy (who was so good in CURSE OF THE CATWOMAN and WILD GOOSE CHASE) plays Ejacula, a vampire who resides in some European castle. Ron Jeremy indulges in his own tired brand of wit, playing a hunchback, by eating worms and making some off-hand comments which make this unintentionally funny movie even more yawn-inducing. Other than the Hedgehog getting a quickie but incomplete blowjob from some European blonde briefly in the courtyard (which is neither interesting nor exciting), the real sex doesn't start until more than fifteen minutes in the movie. Sexy Miss Kennedy serves up some slow and sensual deep throating on a clock repairman which is only slightly marred by the loud ticking of the clock and her garish make-up job, which is appropriate for the movie but not sexy. After he cums, she bites him on the neck (hey, it could have been worse) and he dies, presumably from the minimum loss of .

Later, we get a sequence with Rocco Siffredi and Miss Kennedy prevailing over an orgy with a gaggle of peroxide blondes, some male European talent, and Ron Jeremy continuing where he left off. Longtime performers Lois Ayres (of EVERY WOMAN HAS A FANTASY 2 fame) and Lynn LeMay appear, but the director seems to focus more on Jeremy than the ladies. With the exception of a few dual blowjob shots, not much is worth repeat viewing here. With the exception of a few notable films like the FACE DANCE (also starring the Italian Stallion), most orgies aren't directed well at all; you always feel like something better is going on elsewhere than what is currently being seen. EJACULA suffers from that very problem.

The rather underrated Tonisha Mills shares a scene with Miss Kennedy on a dining room table, but the vampire spares the busty blonde's life afterwards. Patricia then goes up to Rocco's coffin to give him a blowjob, but he finishes off with a fuck and suck on Tonisha while the title character preps Ron Jeremy, who is then brought to satisfaction by another blonde. After some more plot exposition, we are led to a dungeon where several guys get blown and jerked off for their semen, and then more outside dialogue scenes bring a close to Part One of Two of EJACULA. All in all, it's a big, bloated bore of a flick with talent, and doesn't instill much urgency for any viewer to see the conclusion.

Equally disappointing is the fact that VCA didn't see fit to include Parts One and Two on a single disc. Before Hustler bought out the legendary studio, VCA gave grateful adult fans excellent classic releases such as Michael Ninn's SEX and SEX II on a single disc, followed up by the two-part PARTY DOLL A GO-GO also on one DVD. I don't mean to bitch and moan too much, but over the last couple of years, VCA's older titles have released so haphazardly and randomly, that I'm beginning to think we'll never see all their Nikki Dial movies, or other such long-awaited releases, anytime in my near future.

However, video and audio quality is up to studio standards, which means you can safely discard your prized mint VHS copy of EJACULA for this DVD. As for me, I'd rather go back for a rerun of VCA's true classics such as CHAMELEONS or CATWOMAN before giving this movie a second look.

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You'll Get Off While They Steal Your Seed!

Running Time:
1 hrs. 31 mins.
Released:
Mar 10 2008
Starring:
Beatrice Valle, Carolyn Monroe, Lois Ayres, Lynn Lemay, Patricia Kennedy, Sandra Grey, Tonisha Mills, Yves Baillat, Giancarlo Bini, Jean Pierre Armand, Joey Silvera, Richard Langin, Rocco Siffredi, Ron Jeremy