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Seymore Butts' Gluteus to the Maximus

Seymore Butts | 2001

Being A Party Pooper Is A Good Thing!

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Director:  Seymore Butts
Categories:  Anal, Gonzo

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Starring:  Jordan McKnight  Sean Michaels 

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Pretty standard fare from the forefather of gonzo....

By rdoyle
For those of who haven't quite figured out what "gonzo" means, I'll try to clue you in. In the most simple terms, gonzo porn is where the actors acknowledge the camera. To take that a step further, gonzo porn usually exists in that realm that's between professional studio porn and strictly amateur porn. Often gonzo porn features professional porn actors, but one of them (usually a guy) ends up holding the camera. This gives you a sort of first person perspective, and is kind of a cool effect when the camera man joins in on the action.

This DVD however, doesn't exactly follow that gonzo formula I have grown to know and love. All the scenes in this film are staged. Of course all porn is staged, but most of it is the more honest "I'm gonna fuck you now on camera" kind of thing rather than the "Oh I just happened to have a camera and look what the people in here are doing!" Feels a little fake to me. Also contrary to the title, although there is plenty of ass licking and anal sex, this DVD does not focus at all on anal sex or anyone's butt at all.

Anyhow, let's get on with the review. The movie is loosely centered around Seymore looking for a new house. The first scene starts with Sean and Jordan. Sean stops by Seymore's house to take Jordan out and lo and behold, when Seymore enters the room, they are fucking away.

The cool part about this scene is that Jordan is very enthusiastic about the scene, especially about sucking Sean's dick. She moans and screams, and very happily takes his load on her chin.

The next scene is Seymour packing for his move (with one hand, because he's holding the camera). The phone just happens to ring, and we set up the plot for the next couple of scenes. Seymore's friend is having a birthday party, and Seymore's website is going to be broadcasting a live sex scene very soon. Of course when the scene is set to be broadcast, something goes wrong and Seymour has to jump in his car and drive over there to film the scene himself with his camera.

Seymore to the rescue!

This scene won an award for best group scene, and I'll admit, it's pretty good. It involves Peter North and four women. It's funny to see Seymore casually talking to Peter while he's getting his dick sucked, or fucking one of the girls up the ass.

However, Seymore spends most of his time focusing on the women. They have an interesting vibrator device they can sit on, while another girl controls the speed and intensity of the device. Seymour even gets in on the action, taking the controls while one girl rides.

This scene must have taken forever to shoot, because it seems to go on forever. Kudos to Peter for lasting that long. Once the girls all get a taste of Peter's load, they dry off and Seymour invites them all to his friend's birthday party. All but one declines, but she's my favorite, so it's all good.

Now to the birthday party for Tom Byron. Ron Jeremy and three other girls are there, and they sneak up behind Tom to give him his cake shaped like an ass. Of course they don't spend any time eating it. The girls strip off his clothes, and smear frosting on his and Ron's dick (how does he still get into these movies?) and eat it off.

This scene made me dizzy, especially when I zipped through it on fast-forward the second time around. Seymore really likes to get closeups, so if you're not paying attention, you're gonna have no clue what's going on. "I see a kneecap and part of a pussy.....wait...who is that?" He never backs off, so don't be expecting to see a lot of faces or breasts.

This scene goes on for quite awhile as well, and Tom surely enjoys his birthday present.

For the final scene, Seymore buys the house that the Peter North scene was in. Taylor Hayes shows up and they begin to talk. Very interesting in this part of the movie is the audio track featuring Seymour's commentary. Although he doesn't say much, he does point out that Taylor is the mother of his son, and that they had to break up because she was jealous of him with other women. How anyone could be in the porn business and be the jealous type is beyond me, but still, it's interesting, don't you think?

Anyway, Taylor shows him this little insect vibrator she's wearing (advertisement anyone?) before the rest of the folks show up. Actually more men show up than women. I don't like those odds.

The coolest part of this scene is when the two girls double team on Tom Byron's dick. Taylor really gets into deep throating and continually shoves it down her throat until she gags.

Amazingly enough, Tom is the only one who fucks the girls. Even more amazing, they don't show the end of the scene! What the hell is that? I couldn't help but be disappointed with the abrupt end.

A word on the interface. Not exactly the most aesthetically pleasing, but this disc is packed with long previews (about three minutes each) and the chapter selection is coded to let you know what goes on in each scene. For instance, select the oral icon next to the scene, and you jump immediately to the oral action in that scene. Nice.

The video quality on this feature was fine, but certainly not of the crystal clear shot on film variety. The audio was also good, and the added bonus of Seymore's commentary added some interesting insight into the film.

All in all, this DVD was pretty good. If you're a fan of Seymore Butts, I'm sure you won't be disappointed in this DVD.

Product Information

Being A Party Pooper Is A Good Thing!

Running Time:
2 hrs. 30 mins.
Release Year:
2001
Released:
Aug 20 2001
Starring:
Alex Dane, Alyssa Love, Holli Woods, Jordan McKnight, Katie Gold, Melanie Stone, Shanna McCullough, Shay Sweet, Taylor Hayes, Hunter Lewis, Mark Davis, Peter North, Ron Jeremy, Sean Michaels, Seymore Butts, Tom Byron