Massive Facials

What's sexier that watching your favorite porn starlet take a sticky cumshot all over her face? Watching her take a number of them on her face, of course. And Elegant Angel's Massive Facials is a cumshot fan's dream - featuring six favorites in blow-bangs with anywhere from five to ten guys.

First up is the future Mrs. Spooky herself (if only!), Jenna Haze, who is decked out in a slutty black outfit that includes black fishnets with a few holes poked through them (to complete that "porn slut" look we know and love). Jenna - as well as all the girls on this DVD - are interviewed before and after their scenes by female director Sam No, who is actually better known in the business as Mason. For some reason, a female interviewing female talent about their sexual history doesn't come off as nearly as creepy as a male director doing it...so while Mason does talk a lot (a little too much at times), she doesn't seem quite an intrusion to the scenes as a male director might be.

For the record, Jenna claims that she's never taken this much cum before in a scene, and that's more or less true. Ms. Haze did do a five-guy blow-bang in Jules Jordan's Jenna Haze Dark Side, but she swallowed those loads. Here, she takes each one onto her face, and is quite the sticky mess when the scene concludes. Foot fetishists may want to take note that one of the guys here also gets a foot job from Jenna during the pre-cumshot action.

As sexy as Rebeca Linares is, anyone would have a tough job following up a scene by Jenna Haze. So how does she improve on the action? By taking on ten guys instead of just five! At least three of the guys Rebeca sucks off are black, and there's even an Asian guy thrown into the mix. Rebeca winds up one of the most cum covered gals on this entire disc, so if you're a fan, you won't want to miss this performance.

Next up is dark-haired Courtney James who is wearing a schoolgirl outfit with a white top and red plaid dress. She enters a room where five white guys are sitting waiting for her, and she picks two of them to begin with. It isn't long, however, until the other three have joined in.

I've heard a lot of "buzz" about relative newcomer Bobbi Star, but haven't seen a whole lot of her work to date. She's a tall, well-built brunette, and when she got down to business in this scene (starting off with three white guys, then soon being joined by three black guys...then even more guys), I found out what all the fuss was about. Here's a girl that seems to really love giving head. If you like the sounds a girl makes when gagging on a big cock, Bobbi is worth tuning in to see. She's also one of the few gals I've seen who can not only deep throat, but suck the guy's balls into her mouth while she's doing it. I'm not sure exactly how many guys she blows in this scene, but I'm going to guess it was ten.

Dakoda Brookes is another newcomer whom I'm not that familiar with. She's got a girl-next-door look to her, is a brunette, and begins her scene in this title talking with the director outside wearing a pink bikini with a kind-of metallic shine to it. Dakoda is only 19-years-old and claims that she had only been with one guy before joining the porn industry. Here, she sucks off five white guys, including porn veteran Kyle Stone, who lifts her up and upside down into a standing 69 position, to suck off him and a few of the cocks around her.

Last up is AVN Performer of the Year Sasha Grey, and most of us are already aware of how great a pornstar Sasha is. She doesn't disappoint here, taking on ten guys in a warehouse that, unfortunately, was not the one owned by Adult DVD Empire. At one point during the action, a big round mirror (the kind you see on buildings to help drivers with blind spots) is brought out so Sasha can watch herself in action. Later, a mattress is put out so she can lie back on it and the guys can take turns throat fucking her.

My biggest disappointment with this title is that it was not shot with HD cameras, meaning it isn't in the widescreen format, either. The picture is sharp, however, and the 2.0 Dolby Digital track is solid for this gonzo release. Extras on the DVD include a 9 ½-minute behind the scenes featurette during which you can see some of the clean-up involved after the guys frosted the girls with facials. There's also a 5-minute slide show; a cumshot recap (which is 22-minutes in length); and trailers for the releases of Massive Asses, Massive Asses 2, Brianna Love is Buttwoman, Performers of the Year, and Big Wet Asses 13.

As blow-bang titles go, Massive Facials ranks right up there with the best of them. If you have a facial fetish, this is the DVD you want to own.

These are all classic girls that I use to love in the 2000s. I love Jenna haze she's so Godamn beautiful and takes cock so hard and her body is so fucking hot. Every whore on this film gets blasted with so much hot sticky cum!

in-house reviewer spooky didn't say enough about courtney james. she cums twice in this scene without even getting fucked. once towards the end of the scene while she's blowing the guys, and again while they were cumming on her face. a lot can be said about girls that like to suck dick, but girls that can make themselves cum doing it are extra special.