Blow Me Sandwich 12

Like your favorite hoagie prepared just the way you want it, BLOW ME SANDWICH #12 is a winning combination of hot, naked babes and skilled lips and tongues, all in action for your pure enjoyment. Sure, not all of us can fuck with the same kind of acrobatic athleticism as Rocco Siffredi, but we all know how to sit back and enjoy being on the receiving end of a good blowjob. And for those who haven't had the good fortune of having two girls at once (perhaps the most popular of male fantasies), this series fulfills those yearnings leaves little to the imagination.

Personally, it was also a pleasure to review to review #12, if only to catch up with this series which has originally made its debut in 2003. After a very good start with the first edition (featuring some memorable work by Monica Sweetheart and the late Lea DeMae among others), the follow-ups quickly became routine and formulaic. Earlier volumes would completely skip any prolonged girl-girl action prior to the main event, thus missing out on opportunities which might have provided a good "opening act" before the main event. Oh, sure we would get the occasional quick lizard-tongue kissing and obligatory chest rubbing, but viewers expecting anything more than that were usually left disappointed. Now, however, a little more lesbian warm-up action kicks off each scene, though there is very little cunnilingus. It's not nearly as passionate (and certainly not as explicit) as what one might find in any run-of-the-mill girl-girl scene, but at least the teasing has become less rote and more creative. At the very least, there is more fondling, tit-licking and pussy rubbing (usually through panties) and the girls are convincingly seductive.

However, BLOW ME SANDWICH does make the same kind of continuous and systematic problems" which often occurred during the history of this series - namely, the somewhat "premature" fade-out after the money shot. When it comes to any threesomes involving two girls on one guy, nothing is more frustrating than to see the ladies bring their male partner to satisfaction and bliss, and then have the scene end so soon after the cum-swapping and messy kissing begins. This doesn't happen all the time in #12, but it is disappointingly noticeable in the first scene featuring Tori Black and Aubrey Adams, then later in the fifth segment with Ricki White and Renee Cruz, and finally in the penultimate scene between Brooke Belle and Carmen McCarthy. It's as if the editor or the director (or both) were in a rush to present the very next scene. So despite ongoing action by girls like Renee and Ricki, who remain intimate long after the climax, their scene fades to black even though they're in the middle of a deep, sexy kiss. (Incidentally, they are also the only two girls who go down on each other, albeit for a brief period of time.)

And so I say to the otherwise talented crew behind the BLOW ME SANDWICH series: For the sake of all that is Holy, just let the scenes roll on! Cinematic pacing and tight editing have never been greatly valued or practiced when it comes to gonzo, so why not let us watch the girls fool around a bit more? If Tori and Aubrey want to suck on their guy for a few minutes more after swapping some spunk, then hell, let's not have their efforts go unappreciated. It's little touches like these which provide extra value in any hot scene.

Other than that complaint, I have to say that BLOW ME SANDWICH #23, on the whole, is absolutely all that, and a bag of chips, as well as a can of your favorite soda. I'm not necessarily a fan of every performer, but all seven scenes are fun, nasty, and very, very erotic. Because the great majority of the video is shot in point-of-view style, identifying the male talent was difficult - so much so, in fact, that I didn't even bother to try. I make it a policy in my reviews to avoid fixating on the physical anatomy of every guy that appears onscreen (or off-screen too, for that matter), but I can tell you that according to the credits, the woodsmen getting double whammied include Chris Charming, Marco Banderas, Trent Soluri and Sascha. Given the numbers, it's obvious that one or two of these guys got to go at least twice in this flick, and to them I say, "You lucky, lucky, lucky bastard!"

Along with the pairings described above, the remaining threesome involve Rachel Solari and Whitney Stevens in scene two, followed by Ann Marie Rios and Nautica Thorn, then Adrianna Nicole and Carolyn Reese in scene four, and concluding with Brooke Scott and Holly Wellin. Because of all the double action going on, there is bound to be some underlying competition between the performers. As a result, we get to see even the most seasoned girls giving their heart and soul into every licking and sucking moment. The box cover sports a fantastic close-up of Tori Black and Aubrey Adams, so it's only natural that they would be the first ones up. We get several minutes of them kissing and caressing each other, which is quite a sight especially since Miss Black towers over the petite blonde. I particularly enjoyed watching Tori trace her tongue over Aubrey's face licking off drops of splooge running off her nose (it actually looks much sexier than how I described it).

Ann Marie Rios and Nautica Thorn work excellently together, and little touches like the two of them sharing a deep kiss in between licks, as well as sandwiching the guy's cock in between their breasts certainly go a long way. As far as cum-swapping is concerned, Brooke Belle and Carmen clearly do it best, exchanging the fluid several times including letting it flow down their tits into the other's mouth. Holly and Brooke Scott perform their work to near technical perfection, however their proficiency is no match for Miss Belle and Miss McCarthy's passion. (Reasonable minds may differ.) Kudos to director Greg Alves in encouraging all the hot teasing, lustful kissing and creative position changes, all of which add immensely to the proceedings.

I happen to own the DVD version of BLOW ME SANDWICH #12, which is about as good as anamorphic, standard definition video and audio get when it comes to your average gonzo title. The Blu-ray, however, clearly looks better and I'm grateful for the upgrade. Because we're dealing with almost constant close-up, high definition video can be mercilessly revealing when it comes to bad make-up jobs or dermatological flaws with each actress. Luckily, most of the women look great in this flick, and Ann Marie, Tori and Nautica have rarely looked better.

The twenty minute Behind The Scenes segment isn't exactly revelatory or unique, but the interviews and playful antics by some of the girls are always an enjoyable time-killer. Unlike so many other titles, you can actually hear the girls without having to crank your volume to "11." (It amazes me that so many gonzo titles don't bother to mic their subjects properly during these featurettes.)

Despite some misgivings, BLOW ME SANDWICH #12 is a real winner and will satisfy your carnal appetite with every viewing.

I cant speak on behalf of the other videos in this series, but I was real geeked with this buy. Incredible girls, good camera work, amazing action. If this is your genre, this is your film.