Cougar Club, The

I'm feeling a bit useless here. I mean, I don't know how necessary I really am. Before you read this, go enlarge the box cover for The Cougar Club. Do you really think I need to say anymore than that? You're actually not going to just put it in your cart after clicking on that? Seriously? Fine, I'll just have to convince you how much you need this.

First off is Francesca Le, who I've seen in everything from conventional porn to some very sexy wrestling films. She's obviously a versatile actress, and I've seen her in the former and the latter. The director has her in the appropriate old school black stockings and heels throughout the scene, just as every porn scene should be. Or almost every scene. She clearly enjoys getting eaten, and your neighbours may wonder about the noises she's making if you keep the volume up. Watching her get rimmed is certainly a nice thing as well, as is the wedding ring. I love married porn stars. She fucks like a champ throughout, and takes the entire load right in her mouth, slobbering some, swallowing some, and pleasing all. What a great scene.

I wanted this film for Kylie Ireland, the hot redhead who still definitely has it. Looking at her in this scene, I want her just the same. She has a confidence, an aura about her when the camera is on her that few other women possess. Tattooed Kylie can certainly take it in the ass, doing anal missionary and doggie sequences, both of which are worth the price of admission. The reverse cowgirl anal is the showstopper, though, with Kylie holding onto a bar above her putting her body into just an amazing position. What I loved most, though, was how she did all of the work to get the guy off at the end, something that isn't done nearly often enough in modern porn. It was her hands, her mouth. Classic.

Julia Ann doesn't only know how to move, she knows how to sound as well. Her scene, showing off a wedding ring as well, works so well because Julia moves so well. She's probably got the most MILFish look going out of everyone on this disc, and maybe that's what makes it work so well as well. She too gives an excellent hand job and blowjob into a mouth shot at the end. This one is flat-out excellent.

Sometimes I forget what an amazing body Lisa Ann has. It's a scene like this that serves as an excellent reminder. Her reverse cowgirl sequence is just phenomenal, and it's her presence in front of the camera that, like the other women on this disc, really makes everything work. That, and she knows what to do. She knows when to take control. That sexual confidence means everything, rather than nervous eyes over to the director, asking what to do. Lisa Ann's scene is probably the best shot, too, with the best lighting and the best camera angles. I didn't much care for the stomach pop-shot, but that's neither here nor there. There was another feature I reviewed of Lisa Ann's and I didn't care for her attitude towards being an agent. There was a little bit of that same arrogance in the closing moments of that scene, so that was a bit of a sour note to end upon.

I love the concept here. There are plenty of porn stars in their 30s and 40s who still have it, are still scorching hot, and who we still want to see. Chasey Lain in a Cougar version of Big Wet Asses? Sign me up. Vicca? Jeanna Fine? Yes, please. There is much more that can be done with this concept, and I hope 3rd Degree steps up and makes it happen. The Cougar Club is an excellent start, featuring some very big names. This can keep going and easily become a sought after all star series. Let's hope that happens. The Cougar Club, as a feature, is a well produced piece, though not perfect, but certainly well enough made to purchase. Kylie Ireland and Francesca Le were my motivation for picking it up, and it was a good move.