Barely Legal #81

It's hard to imagine that Hustler's Barely Legal series has gone through 81 installments without viewers growing tired of it. But here we are. Admittedly, I haven't seen more than a handful over the years, but I didn't have a hard time guessing what this one would be like: young girls new to porn fucking older men for one reason or another. Each scene is set up by a narration beginning with "Dear Barely Legal..." followed by a brief rundown of why the young lady is banging someone double her age.

Crista Moore, our covergirl, has an old car that keeps breaking down, so she takes it to the mechanic (Jay Crew) to get it fixed. She can't pay and starts blowing him to make up for her lack of funds. He very weakly protests because he's so much older than she is, but ultimately let's her go to town. She lies back on the hood of the car and he munches on her shaved pussy before banging her missionary. She takes it cowgirl and doggie style before kneeling for a giant load on her big fake tits. The scene was shot outside and some of the detail was lost to shadow but, all in all, not a bad start.

Next up is Nikita, an 18-year-old Russian with bleach blonde hair. She loves horses and sneaks into her next door neighbor's (Otto Bauer) stable to watch him ride. Now that she's legal, she waits for him on the picnic table sporting cowboy boots and a jean skirt. He kindly tells her that she can practice riding him before hopping on a horse. In a bit of an odd moment, he starts neighing like a horse as she strokes his crotch through his jeans. She goes down on him and eventually bends over to get banged doggie style. After reverse cowgirl and missionary, she kneels and gobbles his cum. Her voiceover tells us that she's now a stable slut and loves it.

Skinny little 19-year-old Faye Reagan's mom went out of town, so she's planning on lounging around all day in bed. Her nerdy boyfriend (Dane Cross) takes more convincing than should be necessary for him to climb in. Faye's got red hair and her face is covered with freckles. They start making out and she goes down on him. He pushes her head almost all the way down onto his cock before she lies back so he can return the oral favor. He licks her pussy through her panties and then around them before getting her primed with his fingers. He fucks her in the missionary, cowgirl, and spoon positions, during which she keeps slowing him down like it's her first time. Very hot. To close it out he straddles her chest and sprays her face.

Carmen McCarthy has plans to seduce her best friend's brother (Nick Manning). That turns out to be pretty easy for her and the two start kissing on a couch. He starts licking her shaved pussy and finger fucks her. After bringing him to attention with a blowjob, Carmen climbs on top in the reverse cowgirl position. She turns around for cowgirl, which shows off a very nice full ass. After missionary fucking, she kneels for a facial and a good amount of the cum dribbles down her tits.

Cali Winters is being visited by a gentleman (Lee Stone) who used to babysit her when she was younger. Her mom's not around so she tells Lee that she's always had a crush on him. They start to reminisce about how she used to be a real wild child, and he starts to make a move. He goes down on her and licks her pussy and ass. She blows him in the manner of someone who hasn't given many blowjobs. Eventually she brings him to full attention and after cycling through a few positions, he cums on her face. Cali looked somewhat disinterested throughout the affair.

The sound is not great in most of the scenes and detail is lost in at least three of the scenes because of poor lighting. For extras, you get phone sex ads, Hustler commercials, website info, a VCA trailer, 6 Hustler trailers, a slide show, and a 5-minute interview with Faye.

If your major turn-on is young girls who are new to the industry, then you'll probably enjoy this movie, but I'd recommend renting instead of buying.