Monster Tit Sex Zombies

I've been raving about Wicked's recent features as of late, with Carpool and Moving Out amongst my favorites. While there some others that I thought just slightly missed the mark, generally their production quality, ingenuity, and execution have all been brilliant. Monster Tit Sex Zombies is no exception, with a playful plot and some delicious breasts on display. Next to a nice big ass, big tits are my favourite thing, assuming we're not counting a pretty face. I'm a sucker for a pretty face. But if we're talking assets, and you like to look from the front instead of the back with a good quality feature, damn are you ever in the right place.

Of course, the film is a spoof on the typical monster movie, and I do like the acting as deliberately bad in a spoof kind of way. It's actually funny. I love how the scientist takes a drink and turns into Evan Stone. If you want to talk about the best acting in porn, you look to Evan Stone. It's utter hilarity, though, the way this whole thing unfolds. Daphne Rosen and Soleil kicks things off with Stone, and assuming you don't mind breast implants, Daphne Rosen going reverse cowgirl with her monster breasts is fantastic. It is for me, at least. Contrary to her bust, her screaming, while exaggerated, sounds like the genuine article, which I like.

It does get a little bit creepy when the scientists turn into women, and while I'm very happy to see Ricki White with her new breasts (my god I love Ricki White), it was kind of a disturbing start to the scene. And as long as I get to look at Ricki's ass just a little bit, I'm happy with any scene she's in. I don't much care for her costar quite as much, but it's an entertaining scene nonetheless. I'm hoping she does some more gonzo and all-sex work looking like this, though. I think a revisit to Big Wet Asses is well in order. It's a decent scene, though I didn't really feel her costar was in the same league as her, and her breasts were at the comedy level. I don't know. Good entertainment value for a feature, I suppose.

I was a bit uncomfortable with Michelle McLaren's scene, as there was just a little bit too much of a controlling sense to it. Women as quite literal sex toys. I don't think I like that all that much, even though I suppose a great deal of porn implies just this. I was still uncomfortable off the bat, though it does get better as the scene goes on and Michelle loosens up slightly. Still, the way they gave commands throughout the scene, as though she were a robot, was a touch unpleasant. The DP and anal sequences, as well as a bit of gagging, are the hardest this disc gets, so couples fans beware: this scene is just a touch more advanced.

The last scene has Abbey Brooks fawning all over Nick Manning in what is surely an insider's joke for the industry. Abbey definitely puts on a good scene, though, the busty blonde seeming to be the most interested in her scene. It would have been a great place to leave this feature, as this scene rally encapsulated the entire film quite nicely. It was well-shot, well-directed, and very well-acted, yet it wasn't too much for a couples' feature.

But it wasn't to be. With one final scene, we get Lucky Benton. She's great, mind you, but the lighting here just isn't up to par. I would have switched the two, to be honest.

The bonus scene with Kylie Ireland makes up for this, though. From MILF-O-Maniacs 2, Kylie has such tremendous presence, and is still one of my favourite performers to watch. The redhead puts in a scene to remember, and if you don't buy this disc because of it, buy the one this scene is from.

Monster Tit Sex Zombies is not as polished as many of the other Wicked features I've seen of late. That doesn't mean it's not good. It's just a little bit silly, and people not minding some silly and wanting some really large breasts should be quite happy here. It's fun, and really that's what this whole industry is supposed to be.