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Who's Nailin' Paylin?

Hustler | 2008

Adventures of a Hockey MILF

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Based on 5 Reviews.
Director:  Jerome Tanner

Starring:  Lisa Ann  Sascha  Mick Blue 

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Starring:  Alec Knight  Holly West 

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Starring:  Lisa Ann  Lee Stone 

Starring:  Evan Stone  Sindee Jennings 

Starring:  Nina Hartley  Lisa Ann  Jada Fire 

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Worth The Blu-ray Upgrade

By Spooky
After all the people who snatched up Who's Nailin' Paylin? during its DVD release, one wonders if there's anyone left to invest in the Blu-ray? My only advice is this: if you have the DVD, sell it and use it as a down payment on this superior version. Not only is the 1080i transfer worth the hi-def upgrade, but those who buy the Blu-ray will also get the "Obama is Nailin' Paylin" scene, previously only available on the Hustler website.

Who's Nailin' Paylin? isn't Hustler's first political parody of 2008, but unlike the less-successful Gov Love release (which mocked the former New York governor), the Paylin movie has something porn fans want: an adult spoof of a mainstream figure than most red blooded American males wouldn't mind taking a roll in the hay with. Yes, even you die-hard Democrats!

Another reason why Paylin took off on the DVD sales charts (and likely will repeat that act on Blu-ray) is that while this Hustler production was rushed to get on the shelves (and the production values show that), the script by Roger Krypton is quite sharp and witty. Most of the real Sarah Palin's eccentricities are hit upon in Krypton's story, and star Lisa Ann does an admirable (if not quite spot-on) job in her portrayal of the Alaskan governor and wannabe VP nominee.

Readers can look to my DVD review of the movie for more specifics about the plot and each of the sex scenes, but one sex scene that appears here that's not on the DVD is the aforementioned Obama scene - with porn veteran Guy DiSilva playing our new Commander In Chief. The scene is a fantasy one, where Paylin is upset about losing the election, and imagines herself as a damsel in distress being "rescued" by Obama, who's decked out in a Roman guard-like uniform and rides in on horseback. The surprise here is that DiSilva looks and acts more like Obama than Lisa Ann does as Palin, and one suspects DiSilva may be asked to do more than a few porn movies playing the President over the next four (or eight!) years.

The video quality of the movie (as well as the Obama scene, which is also in 1080i) is simply outstanding for an adult title, and definitely worth making the upgrade to for those that already have the DVD. Audio is exactly the same, however, with a 2.0 Dolby track, as is the 30-minute Behind The Scenes segment, which is presented in standard definition (although anamorphically enhanced for widescreen TVs). Hustler has also included a high-def slide show and 5 1080i trailers for other Hustler Blu-ray releases.

With Blu-ray prices still at a premium in the adult realm, I've been very selective about which titles I recommend for purchase, and which I say are not worth the upgrade to Blu-ray (or, at least, the ones fans will get just as much enjoyment from on DVD). Who's Nailin' Paylin? is one of those Blu-rays you want to own, if you can. It's a lot of fun, and Lisa Ann is just sizzling to watch in hi-def.

Is This DVD Worth Picking Up? You Betcha!

By Spooky
I'm like a lot of red-blooded American males. I may not ever vote for a certain Vice Presidential wannabe, but I wouldn't mind taking a roll in the hay with her. And that, primarily is the reason for the Hustler political spoof, Who's Nailin' Paylin? - to help all us horny guys, Republican and Democrat alike, to get off thinking about getting it on with our country's hottest Alaskan MILF.

Who's Nailin' Paylin was put together quickly by Hustler in order for it to hit shelves prior to the 2008 Presidential Election, but what it lacks in production value, it certainly makes up for in hardcore sex, as star Lisa Ann (playing the phonetically identical, but lawsuit-proof "Serra Paylin") steams up the screen in three of the title's five sex scenes.

The movie opens in Alaska, where Serra is visited by a pair of Russian soliders (Mick Blue and Sascha) whose tank has broken down. In the spirit of international relations, Serra offers up her body to the two Bolsheviks, warming them both up with a dual-blowjob and then allowing them to take turns with her on her couch. It all ends with the guys unloading their cum onto Serra's face and glasses.

Holly West plays an aide to Serra, who is trying to teach her new words, but can't get her to say anything but "you betcha" and "Joe Six-Pack". Holly relays her frustration to Serra's husband (Alec Knight), and the two comfort each other by getting it on. This is another fun sex scene, with brunette Holly wearing glasses and black heels, and taking it up the ass in both the missionary and reverse cowgirl position. Like the first scene, this one also ends with a facial climax onto the female performer's glasses.

Lisa Ann returns for the third scene, which details Serra's affair with one of her husband's business partners (played by Lee Stone). The two make out on a leather couch, and this time the cum shot is down onto Lisa Ann's pussy.

In a humorous flashback scene to Serra's college days (where she's played by Sindee Jennings), we learn that Serra went to a school that taught Earth was only thousands (instead of millions) years old and that dinosaur fossils were put here by Satan to deceive us all. After class, Serra asks her professor (Evan Stone) if he has any rituals to ward off witchcraft. Naturally, her professor's ritual consists of ripping Serra's clothes off and having his way with her in the classroom. Sindee does a nice job here of playing a younger Paylin, and this coupling concludes with her taking a mouthful of Evan's cream.

After a humorous bit that parodies Bill O'Reilly's "Inside Edition" outburst (Bill is played here by porn veteran Mike Horner in a non-sex performance), the movie concludes with an all-girl threesome between Serra (once again played by Lisa Ann) and two other "notable" politicians named Hilly (Nina Hartley) and Condi (Jada Fire). I'm sure viewers won't have a problem guessing the real-life counterparts of those two ladies. While the lesbian threesome isn't as strong as some of the other sex scenes in the movie, it's a fun way to end the title, and includes not only oral and fingering, but some vibrator play.

Who's Nailin' Paylin? is presented on DVD in a top-notch anamorphic video transfer, along with solid, if not spectacular, 2.0 Dolby Digital sound. Extras on the DVD include a behind the scenes featurette, a slide show, and some trailers for other Hustler releases.

Although its appeal will probably fade over the next few months, I can't image a more entertaining DVD to own right now than this one. And who knows, if everything goes right, we might see a sequel...in 2012!

Very nice

By bill has wanked
All the time

Classic

By Dave VanSluts
A parody classic.

OK for the novelty, but not a remarkable film otherwise.

By Shorty
Up to 2008 standards with excellent quality widescreen video and digital audio. Aside from the novelty of a gal who looks a little like Sarah Paylin this movie has nothing to offer. The scenes are basic and uninspired, nothing special if you've seen a lot of porn in your life. The bleh-looking black girl and haggard Nina Hartley do NOT make for a good lesbian scene and its a horrible way to end any porno.
The extras talk a little bit about politics and its nice to know some of these gals have IQ's close to 100, but you probably wont even check out the extras so it wont matter much. See if for the novelty value and dont even bother unzipping your fly.

Product Information

Adventures of a Hockey MILF

Running Time:
1 hrs. 45 mins.
Release Year:
2008
Released:
Oct 30 2008
Starring:
Lisa Ann, Nina Hartley, Mick Blue, Evan Stone, Jada Fire, Lee Stone, Sascha, Alec Knight, Holly West, Sindee Jennings, Mike Horner