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Inside Is Good, But Not Always Best
Life is filled with balance when you really look at it. For me, while climate change might mean less time to ski, it does mean more time to bike and kayak. Not a bad trade. Then there's Cum On In 5. On the minus side, I've really never cared for internal cumshots in porn, with very few exceptions (Liliane in the original Sport Fucking comes to mind), but I generally love what 3rd Degree produces. And to get more specific, while I love Holly West (just adore her), I don't like scenes with two guys and one girl. So it's all a balance, bits of compromise. It means that Cum On In 5 is a good film, though not without shortcomings.
Jenavive Jolie starts off in a simply stunning lingerie ensemble of black fishnets and a red lace bra, all the while working herself over with a vibrating toy. I hated the way the camera operator is kind of muttering throughout, where we can't totally pick out what he's saying (it's muffled), but he is issuing commands in a tone I don't much like. The scene itself is absolutely brilliantly shot, with some very high production values, and aside from just a little bit of light washout, the filming is just about perfect. We almost get an accidental reverse cowgirl anal (which would have been most pleasant), but the reverse cowgirl we get in itself is very nice. The internal shot is about what you'd expect.
Melissa Lauren (version 2.0?) is up next, the newly rearranged French woman showing off her new body while smirking with her new face. She doesn't look bad, but you have to remind yourself that it's her, which in my eyes is bad. The body work is pleasant. The face work looks a bit . Another pussy internal shot, though I was happy that we didn't have to deal with the bad internal cumshot squat, that position where cum leaks out but nothing looks good. What I hated was the first person OB/GYN angle of the camera for the cum leaking out. Seriously, you make it look like Penthouse uses medium shots by comparison.
Crissy Moon is up third, wearing some fantastic white stocking that work very, very well with her shaved pussy and overall complexion. Crissy is still one of the more pleasant female porn stars to listen to, as she moans in a way that is just exquisite. It's not the hoarse moan you so frequently get, but is more the sheer adulation of a very cute woman. Which is made all the more pleasant when Crissy gets her ass plowed just the same way. I found it interesting that, to get himself off, the guy sort of had the head of his cock in her pussy and then jerked himself off. I wasn't expecting that. Crissy sort of does a squat, but in a nice way, and the camera doesn't linger as close this time as it did for Melissa's scene. Still, more than just a little bit too close.
Oh, hooray... it's Holly West! If I could just make that one tiny request to Holly, it would be to wear less makeup. She looks very beautiful with little or none, and yet she always seems to have far too much on around her eyes. I can live with it, though. Holly takes it right in her ass, and the only thing I didn't like at the end was the guy exhorting her to push the cum out of her ass. Dude, shut up already, and stop muttering when you're doing it. It makes me want to injure you. Eventually Holly adopts the squat, but only briefly as the second guy in her scene gets inside her and fills up her ass all over again.
One very nice thing in the bonus features was the dance feature, where each girl struts for us for just a couple of minutes. It makes up for some of the negative production values we get during the scenes. Because, again, it's balance. While there isn't a single bad scene on this disc, there is something slightly wrong in each scene. It's not enough to make me say don't get it, as it's a fantastic disc, but know going in that there are some limitations to Cum On In 5, ones which are easily correctable, and ones I would expect to have already been fixed by a fifth installment.