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Kung Fu Nurses A Go-Go 2: Nurses vs. School Girls = Awesome
Although I didn't watch the first Kung Fu Nurses A Go-Go, after watching the second one, I think I may want to watch the first one. From the title, I figured I'd be watching some weird Asian nurse fetish porn, but in reality, I probably saw the one of the most entertaining adult movies I've seen in a while!
KFNAGG2 (that title is so long, so I'll be referring to it in an abbreviated form throughout my review) is about (from what I can tell) a dance competition between two different sets of girls. I didn't pick up on this plot point until the fourth or fifth scenes, but up until then, the action and plot were enough to keep me watching.
The first scene is in a hospital examination room and has Nikki Rhodes as a nurse and Randy Spears as her patient. After the cliché nurse/patient acting routine is over, Nikki starts blowing Randy, and he returns the favor by eating her out on the exam room table. After having sex in the reverse cowgirl position, they switch to a standing missionary position until they move into a standing doggy-style position. Randy ends the scene by cumming on Nikki's face and in her mouth.
But the scene's not over yet! Nikki calls in her colleague, Aiden Starr, to continue to help Randy out, but instead of helping aid Nikki in soothing Randy, Aiden plans on stealing him to be her own patient! The craziest, so-bad-it's-funny battle royale ensues between the girls, and in the struggle, Randy appears to get stabbed in a very sensitive area.
However, there is no lesbian scene or threesome scene that follows this hilarious catfight. Instead, Aiden goes to help out another patient, Mr. Paco Sombrero, if I'm not mistaken. Mr. Sombrero is played by Marco Banderas, and after punching him in the dick, Aiden makes him feel better by giving him a blowjob, which is followed by him eating her out on the hospital bed. They have sex in the spoon-style position before moving into a reverse cowgirl position. After switching from the reverse cowgirl position into a doggy style one, Marco cums on Aiden's face.
The next scene has Crissy Moon learning how to fight from Sascha. In order to teach her, he uses a blow-up doll, and speaks to her in a German/English hybrid language that is actually subtitled in a German/English hybrid language. They dispense with the learning to have sex in several different positions before Sascha cums on Crissy's face, but something that creeped me out a bit about this scene was that the blow-up doll was behind the couch they were having sex on, and it was facing them in a way that made it seem like it was watching them. A little bit weird, but not too bad.
Marie Luv and Nick Manning are training in some strange martial art in his private office. Marie needs to learn this technique in order to win the dance competition that is coming up soon! Some crazy-hilarious camera tricks are employed; as is a fantastic script, but soon the master and the student are having sex with each other. They move from doggy style to standing missionary to reverse cowgirl, and after some anal sex is thrown in, Marie gets a cumshot to her face.
Alex Sanders and Bridgette B. are up next in a scene that takes place in the bar where the dance competition is supposed to happen. After some dildo training (non-sexual, but still entertaining!), the couple starts having sex in the same positions we've seen before throughout this movie. Alex cums in Bridgette's mouth and on her tits, but the fun is far from over.
The next scene has Mya Luanna and a doctor (I'm not sure who this was) talking about how the reform school girls can't win the dance competition, and Mya presents the doctor with a glowing tambourine. Quickly, we cut to the next scene where there is a lot of solo dancing and a lot of dance battles with huge double-ended dildos. Magical tambourine guy shows up and knocks out all the guys who are watching the competition, and all the girls except Mya, Marlie Moore, and Sindee Jennings leave the stage area. The three girls that are left begin to have sex with each other, and they use not only their fingers, but their mouths and toys, too. After some intense orgasms, the movie ends in what feels like the middle of the scene with "To Be Continued..." written on the screen.
While the extras left something to be desired, the movie itself was completely fulfilling. I thought it was hilarious and the sex scenes were great too. I definitely recommend this title to anyone who wants to have a few unforced laughs while watching their adult movies!