Anal Nurse Scam, The

There are many , but worthy videos from the eighties and nineties which have yet to appear on DVD, but are worth the viewer's time and attention for some great performances left unappreciated. For instance, LEENA (starring Leena, of course), LEGEND IV (featuring Nikki Dial) and TRICK TRACY (with Lauren Hall) are simply terrific videos which never achieved blockbuster status, but deserve to be archived on DVD. Unfortunately, there are other pornos which have been preserved in the digital format which hardly deserved an initial release to begin with. Which brings me to the DVD at hand...

ANAL NURSE SCAM opens up with an introduction by acclaimed director Henri Pachard, who introduces us to prostitutes scamming the health industry by masquerading as nurses. As everyone knows, this is an evil which has pervaded American society like a cancer, and has eroded our society like no other crime. Luckily, we have pornographers who are bravely willing to take on these types of social issues, even if it's in a mediocre movie such as this one. But seriously, folks, ANAL NURSE SCAM (which is actually fully titled as THE X-RATED FILES: ANAL NURSE SCAM CASE #00169) is a purely tepid affair. A mid-nineties release, director Pachard must have hacked this one out in between prior masterpieces, because this movie (which is really just a bunch of non-interrelated vignettes) is indistinguishable from the massive glut of pornos which don't really deserve your attention.

As the title suggests, in one form or another you get scenes involving either a performer in a nurse's outfit, as well as an anal sex scene. A formerly wheelchair bound Jake Steed suddenly is able to use all three of his lower extremities (it's a miracle!) when the very cute Kirsty Way flaunts her very ctue ass in Jake's face. Attractive brunette Kim Kummings is also there to assist in nursing his cock back to life, and the two work their mouths on his hard on like they were giving CPR. Morgan takes a slow doggy anal fuck, as well as a spray of wetness all over her face. However, neither girl gets into each other like I had hoped, and there are times when Kirsty seems downright excluded from all the action.

Sexy JR Carrington gets the gynecological treatment by nurse Holly Body, and Alex Sanders goes down on JR while Ian Daniels watches the three of them go at it. Both women are generously well-endowed with a pair of healthy lungs, and take their respective turns with Alex's probing member. But like the previous scene, the threesome isn't nearly as creative as it should have been: the director could have encouraged a little more lesbian fun between the two girls, but instead, one of them usually waits around for their turn while the other is getting her thrill. JR takes an anal pounding, with the resultant climax splashing all over her butt. Thereafter, Holly goes over to Ian Daniels for a so-so straight scene which does not have any butt play (contrary to the video's title).

Sexy Patricia Kennedy (a thoroughly underrated performer and one of the few redheads in porn) is relegated to a serviceable, but very average, lesbian scene with covergirl Morgan Daniels, who surprisingly looks in the movie exactly as she appears on the DVD cover, so the viewer can safely decide whether this video is worth getting for her alone. Their double dildo fucking is aggressive, but not as interesting as others I have seen recently, including the one by Ryan Conner and Monique DeMona in the recently released NEW WAVE HOOKERS 6. After the two ladies are done, Morgan goes over to Tony Load (some guy in porn whom I have never seen before this video) and has a brief affair with him, while Ms. Kennedy sits back and watches. Again, this is a complete waste of her talents, and viewers unfamiliar with her work are being cheated out of some great sucking and fucking action which she has superbly delivered in other videos, including WILD GOOSE CHASE (due to be released on DVD) and CURSE OF THE CATWOMAN. A couple of positions and a facial cumshot later, and the movie ends as it began with Mr. Pachard talking to the audience about this dastardly crime. Although this whole concept is obviously meant to be taken as satire, the premise is so weak and the execution even weaker that I rolled my eyes in dismay over how Mr. Pachard could have his directorial talents (and our time) on a throwaway video like this.

All is not completely lost; this is one of the first times I have played a Caballero disc and not run into an assortment of technical problems with the chapter stops, or layer changes, which means that perhaps they've stepped up their quality control. I know that's not saying much as far as praise goes, but it's about the best praise I can offer this video. The menu is a bit more animated than previous DVD releases, but the photo gallery, website information and other so-called extras are uninspired. Video and audio quality is equivalent to that of a well-recorded videotape, which was probably the transfer source for this DVD.

THE ANAL NURSE SCAM is aptly titled.