Joey Silvera's She-Male All-Stars 5

Legendary Joey Silvera, a member of the AVN (American Video News) and XRCO (X-Rated Critics Organization) Halls of Fame, directed this lengthy production from Brazil. Defying easy description, this video has she-males paired with females, one-to-one and sometimes two-to-one, and even one scene with a walk-on male role. There is a little bit of female squirting, dildo play, and pee-watersport tossed in for good measure.

Victoria Adams and Rubi are cute and vivacious, and are introduced to one another on the street. They go up to an apartment together, along with Joey and the cameraman. Out on the balcony Rubi rims Victoria, then Victoria turns to reveal her cock. Rubi starts sucking cock, and removes her panties to reveal her shaved pussy. Victoria laps at Rubi's labia and clit. She next bends Rubi at the waist and fucks her vaginally from behind. Rubi gets on her back on the sofa and Victoria continues to fuck her. Victoria takes a seat and strokes her cock to climax, dropping her load into Rubi's mouth as Rubi laps it all up and sucks the cock clean. The girls kiss deeply as the encounter draws to a close.

The next scene is a three-way, with Jeana James dressed as a school girl and seductively licking a lollipop. She joins up with trannies Tyfany Aryatyny and Monik Corran, also dressed as schoolgirls. Clothes come off, revealing Tyfany and Monik's cocks and Jeana's smooth pussy. Jeana sucks both cocks, receiving some face-fucking in the process. Jeana gets on all fours, blowing Monik as Tyfany bangs her from behind. Just offscreen, we can hear Joey prompting the "ladies" to call Jeana a "bad girl" as they continue to ravage her from either end. Tyfany and Monik take turns switching between Jeana's pussy and each other's assholes. At the conclusion, Jeana sits open-legged, flashing her pussy to the camera. Tyfany and Monik stand on either side and jerk themselves to climax onto either of Jeana's breasts. They smear cum onto the camera lens, then mug and make faces for us as the scene ends. We get a brief watersport scene immediately afterward, with Jeana kneeling and peeing on the floor of the roomy shower.

The next scene opens with us watching Sarah Sin in a collar and crotchless harness, as she dons tight rubber leggings. She is assisted by Rene Pornero, armed with lube. Rene drops her jeans and Sarah smacks her fanny and fingers her pussy. This brings about a huge erection on Sarah, who shoves her cock down Rene's throat. Fully disrobed, Rene stretches out face-down on a plush throw rug. Sarah smacks Rene's ample ass, bringing about a rosy pink blush, then crouches over her and fucks her pussy from above and behind. Sarah takes a seat on the sofa and Rene does her best to deep-throat Sarah's cock. The girls are giggling and chatting amicably in unaccented English as they play. Sarah fucks Rene's ass as Rene fingers her own pussy, then they produce a small artglass dildo to use on her pussy as Sarah's fucking her ass.

Sarah gets on her back on the sofa stroking her cock as Rene dons a large strap-on dildo and fucks Sarah's ass. An unidentified young man arrives on the scene and offers up his cock for the girls to suck, until he cums in messy spurts all over the kneeling girls' faces. This brings Sarah up to and over the brink, and she shoots into Rene's mouth.

Judy Mastronelli is dressed in a miniskirt and a short cropped bolero jacket that does not do much to conceal her large breasts. She struts around and poses for the camera. She is awaiting her first porn encounter with two she-males, Giavonna Dipietro and Kaylane Soares. They arrive on the scene, and mug a bit for the camera as well. To add yet another dimension to all of this, an onscreen subtitle tells us that Giavonna has never been with a woman before. Judy squats over Kaylane's face as Judy sucks Giavonna's cock, then Kaylane stands alongside and Judy sucks her too. Unclothed, we see that Judy is curvaceous and naturally beautiful; the she-males look like third-rate drag acts by comparison (albeit with big dicks). Kaylane is on her back and Judy climbs on for a fuck, bending forward to suck Giavonna. Now that Judy's pussy has gotten a working over, Kaylane fingers her asshole. Giavonna gets the first ass fuck, then Kaylane takes a turn. A little repositioning, and soon Judy has Giavonna in her pussy with Kaylane bringing up the rear in a noisy double-penetration scene. Giavonna and Kaylane jerk to climax, with Judy lapping up the cum. In parting, Giavonna tells us she has enjoyed her first time with a woman very much.

The next scene is a little telenovella entitled "School of Confused Girls", performed in English. Leggy brunette Ariana Jollee portrays a tarty petulant school girl sent to detention for fighting in class. Danielle Foxxx, in a harness and knee-high fishnets, is the riding crop carrying Mistress of Discipline. She binds Ariana in gaffer's tape and locks her in the closet. Along comes Avy Lee Roth, also sent in for fighting. She mouths off to Danielle, who bends her over to paddle her fanny. Ariana makes noises in the closet, and she is brought out for Avy and Danielle to play with. Danielle releases her cock from the confines of her harness, untapes Ariana's mouth, and feeds her her cock. Ariana moves up to work on Danielle's breasts as Avy sucks cock. Avy and Ariane trade off, but Danielle is still the only one flashing any cock. Avy strips down and reclines on a desk, and Danielle stands to fuck her at the desk's edge until she's screaming in ecstasy. Meanwhile, Ariana squats and fingers her pussy to a sopping wet orgasm. Not yet sated, Danielle fucks Ariane in the ass (bareback, no less!) until she issues another couple of squirting pussy gushers, one after another. Avy with a strap-on fucks Danielle as she jerks herself off. As a bonus, we get a short scene with the girls taking a quick cigarette break as they finger Avy to a squirty climax, much to her pleasant surprise.

Blonde Morgana is flashing her pussy to the camera, masturbating as she diddles the most penis-like clit this reviewer has ever seen (she is still undeniably a biological female, however). She is joined by tall brunette she-male Sasha Heveyn, who unveil's her cock in short order. Sasha goes down on Morgana, tonguing that huge clit, then Morgana kneels to suck Sasha's big dick. Once it is good and hard, with Sasha on her back, Morgana climbs on board and rides her vaginally. Sasha moves to a doggy-style top position, going so far as to fasten a ball gag into Morgana's mouth before mounting her asshole. Sasha manages to coax out a legitimate cumshot onto Morgana's breasts.

At more than three hours of running length, this disc is a mega-feature. In addition to chapter selection, there is a photogallery, a videography of the performers, and trailers for three other Joey Silvera titles. It is shot in a conventional 4:3 aspect ratio. The videography and editing are top notch, as would be expected from a veteran porn pro like Joey Silvera.