Biker Dollz 2

Are we still using the letter "Z" to make plural words sound more extreme? Really? We're still doing that? Huh. Well, Biker Dollz 2 uses it to full effect, even though there isn't much on here that would get much of an extreme label. I'm not much of an engine guy, so the motorcycle theme doesn't add anything for me. If anything, it subtracts a little bit, pandering to a subculture to such a strong extent. Pandering is about all we get from Biker Dollz 2, as well, as there just isn't anything on here that jumps out as overly erotic.

One note - can we please get out of the habit of having unlabelled scene selection screens? We can't tell anything from the tiny animations, and not having the female talent listed is really just lazy.

Jenny Hendrix is up first, with look #439 as far as I can tell. I could really like Jenny if only I could recognize her between two different films. The constant look changes probably take away from her marketability. The scene itself is tepid at best, a couch scene that results in very few position possibilities. It's also a very quiet scene, which just seemed a bit odd. I put some music on in the background just to give it more flavour. A very weak facial wraps it up.

Who knew that Charlie was still working? I sure didn't. It's nice to see this lovely brunette back working, even if it isn't the strongest scene she's done. Inconsistent outdoor lighting made closeup shots a bit more difficult, though the director wisely used plenty of establishers and medium shots to really capture the flavour and dynamic of the action. There's some excellent anal action in this scene, and Charlie takes an absolutely massive facial in the end. The sound doesn't quite match up in this scene, which is unfortunate. But aside from a slower pace and maybe some missing chemistry, Charlie's fans will be very pleased by what they get here.

Kimi Lixx has a scene already right on the bike, and the stereotype goes over to Harley riders for this one. So really while they're doing anything, no one in a two mile radius should be able to hear. At least the attention whoring is about right. I could do without the little silver stars around Kimi's eyes, as it all just seems to be so overdone. The blowjob sequence switches to POV, one of those directorial decisions that is becoming too popular considering how disorienting such a change is. This is also a scene where the bike seems to be far too much the star for the director. The sex is banal at its best, downright narcoleptic at its worst, to the point where I didn't even bother to finish the scene. Massive disappointment.

Carmel Moore did a decent job with her scene, but again, the bike seems to be as much the star as the talent. The sequences are just all too predictable, and none of them do a fantastic job of showing off the look or the ability of the talent. It's just all such useless motion.

A good chunk of the back boxcover of this film is taken up by a DP shot of Lauren Phoenix, as well as the largest type on the back as well. I think this is to make up for the film itself and its four relatively boring scenes (sorry Charlie). At least here there's some intensity and urgency to the scene. Lauren has this green fishnet top and stockings thing going on that's extraordinarily hot. But Lauren's pretty easy to look at regardless, so maybe that's not saying much. She takes on two guys at once, of course, and puts some real effort into deepthroating them while taking it in every hole. This is what this entire disc should have been. A great scene.

It says something when your bonus scene singlehandedly outperforms your entire film. Biker Dollz 2 is so much effort in that it doesn't seem there was too much effort to actually make the film in the first place. It's a theme film, and those rarely turn out to be much of anything. If you like any of the ladies in question, you would be better served finding their performances on another disc.