Up and Cummers 11

Now a bonafide celebrity of porn and the mainstream, Jenna Jameson's early pre-starlet appearances are worth a long and hard (very hard!) look to see just how America's favorite sex kitten got started. And naturally, the ideal place to see her in semi-virginal action would be for her twin appearances in Randy West's UP AND CUMMERS videos. I was thoroughly impressed by the way she took on Kylie Ireland and Mr. West in a sweltering threesome from #10, which made me an instant fan (long after all the hype, by the way; I admit to being a little slower than Gary The Retard when it comes to jumping on the bandwagon). I thought that seeing those two in action would be enough to satiate my Jenna admiration, but her straight scene in #11 was just as compelling and even more enjoyable since I didn't have to concentrate on two babes at one time.

Continuing to make her current rounds in the popular media, Ms. Jameson recently made some "Stern" comments over her scenes in this series, which have apparently puzzled Mr. West and the fans who loved her appearances here. Personally, I believe that her UP AND CUMMERS segments are among the best work in her career. Sure, maybe she's over exaggerated her emotional bliss whenever she gets pawed by her video host, and perhaps the overall experience was not exactly to her physical liking, but it doesn't diminish the scene's overall erotic effect. Randy West reportedly paid Jenna big bucks for to have sex with her on-screen, but the quoted $10,000 fee is in hot dispute. But whatever the actual dollar figure, it was clearly money well spent.

It goes without saying Jenna looks great with an all-natural body and a coyly kittenish attitude which seduces at every given moment. She succeeds wildly in teasing Randy and the viewer into a foreplay frenzy of wanting and lust just by assuming a few sexy poses on Randy's over-used bed. Mr. U& C wastes no time in diving for her muff, and all we, as video voyeurs, can think is, "the lucky bastard!" He eats her out like it was his last meal, and Jenna responds with enough moans and cries to make us hungry for her love. Eventually, Randy raises his head up for some air, and after a sexy kiss, Jenna returns the favor by inhaling his tool. Once again, all we can do is watch in envy as our blonde goddess gives him a rocking blowjob. They consummate their relationship with a variety of sexual positions, but for some reason, Randy chooses to cum inside of her (well, I would be honored if Jenna were carrying my child, too!) for a "cream-pie" shot which is shown in close-up detail. Incidentally, this scene was truncated somewhat and compiled on PLEASE! CUM INSIDE OF ME! a collection of vaginal money shots also reviewed (by yours truly) on this site, but I prefer to watch their scene in its entirety.

Clearly, J.J. shines in this scene, and in my mind, her orgasms are convincing and realistic (then again, aren't all men convinced by the sound of a woman's orgasm?). After being completely disappointed by the obnoxiously faked and misleading MY PLAYTHING: JENNA JAMESON, I found it refreshing to return back to an early video where we can see her having real sex with a real flesh and human being (even if it is a guy who already took his turn with her!). Whatever Jenna thinks of her early appearances in this series, I still find the action hot and exciting, and both DVDs should be a part of any fan's collection!

After her scene, the rest of the video might seem to be no big deal (and to a certain extent, that's correct), but do not pass over the late, lovely Krysti Lynn in her straight scene with Gerry Pike. Krysti first caught my attention in John Leslie's DOG WALKER, and she was the former girlfriend of Mr. Buttman John Stagliano before her untimely death from a car accident. She is a natural charmer, and a heated sexual performer who is enjoyably out of control while getting it on. The other two scenes include a very arousing anal performance from Vanity, but a rather tepid appearance by Silka, which to me, seemed to be just a time-waster following the main event. Both girls are cute and enjoy pleasuring themselves before the hardcore duties start, but they are upstaged by the true professionals.

Video quality is not the disc's strongest point: the image is only slightly better than videotape, and exhibits some dropouts and defects which must have been present in the original source. Audio is good, but Mr. West should give the girls their own microphones if he wants us to hear the answers to his interview questions (not that it matters in most cases...Randy's questions are not nearly as penetrating as the actual fucking). For bonus materials, we get a few previews, a photo gallery and not much else that would make this DVD rise above the average.

UP AND CUMMERS #11 captures Ms. Jameson at her freshest and most appealing appearance of any video in her early career. I would pick up both #10 and #11 for pure back-to-back pleasure!

( New Machine DVD) Starring: Jenna Jameson, Krysti Lynn, Vanity, Silka and Randy West


Synopsis:
Randy West does the interview thing with four members of the female persuasion. Randy also gets to
do the sex thing with a few of these young ladies. What makes this one different, and buzz worthy, is that one of
these women is the now famous Jenna Jameson. It was made in 1994. So if you're interesed in the '94 version of
Jenna....read on.

Features:
This disc features Jump To A Scene.

Commentary:
Jenna. Sweet Jenna. Young Jenna. Naked Jenna. Bent over the bed spreading it wide open for all
to see Jenna. Jenna 1994. Jenna pre current boobs. Jenna. Need I say more.

Okay, I'll say a bit more. She looks great! She's young, playful and full of energy. She poses for you and slowly
unzips the front of her dress and starts playing with her pert boobs. Squeezing and kissing her nipples. Watch as
she pulls up her dress to show off an incredibly tight ass. All the while, Randy is manning the camera and giving
her directions. She talks back some and giggles in just the right places. You'll want to pull closer to the screen as
the camera zooms in tight on her wonderful pussy. You'll probably begin zooming in on your zipper as she spreads
her ass cheeks apart and then pulls back on her nether lips. Gulp.

She's all innocence as she talks about being turned on by being in front of the camera. Randy then turns the
camera over to a friend and joins Jenna on the bed. They talk some before Randy lays his mouth on Jenna's tits,
sucking her like a hungry baby. But he moves deeper than a baby and turns his attention and his tongue on her
ass, burying his face deep inside her puckered bowel gate. The camera tightens in on the scene as he turns his
oral skills on her gaping pink beaver. You'll love the sounds of Jenna moaning in the background. Randy must have
tired somewhat as he finally let's Jenna service him with her mouth. All the foot enthusiasts out there will be
pleased to witness Randy sucking and licking Jenna's feet. Tasty.

And then they fuck. Fuck, yes. Different positions. Jenna on top. Jenna on bottom. Jenna this way and that.
They finish the deed doggie style and you'll need to turn down the volume as their joint screams will wake the
neighbors and your wife! Randy shoots his load deep inside Jenna. His first ever internal cum shot. Jenna's pussy
fills the screen as she squeezes out Randy's white sauce. He loved his first internal. He loved cumming inside
Jenna. So will you.

Well, there's more to this DVD but I'll just breeze through the rest cause if you buy this, which you should,
you'll do it for the first scene with Jenna. Everything else is gravy. Not bad gravy, though. First there's Silka. She
does a little fashion show for us and then gives a vibrator lesson. She's quite serious as the vibe penetrates deep
inside her. A long haired dude enters the scene and battles the vibrator for Silka's attention. The vibe seems to
win in the pussy arena as the dude is to slide up a few feet and face fuck her. The buzzing vibrator is
finally put to rest as they start some 69 action. Some sloppy editing follows and they fuck in the bed and on the
balcony. Silka ain't bad but she's no Jenna. Krysti Lynn is up next to the plate. She's got a great smile and seems
to really enjoy playing with herself. Gerry Pike joins the segment and they do some heavy fucking. They use quite
a variety of positions before he cums all over her face. The flick closes out with the Dutch babe, Vanity. She
doesn't look too happy at the beginning of her scene but as her bottom is warmed with some self play, her mood
seems to soften and she becomes a bit playful and seductive. She and Randy play around including some decent
anal sex. The close out with Randy shooting on her chest. No internal cum shot this time. I guess Jenna was the
only one that deserved his juices.

From a DVD perspective:
The video quality was decent but didn't knock my socks off. There was no artifact or
pixellation but it wasn't super clear either. But don't worry, you'll see all you need to see without problems. The
sound was excellent. There wasn't much in the way of extras.

Intangibles:
An absolute must have for anyone with a serious interest in Jenna Jameson. Or for anyone with a
serious interest in porn. This is a superstar in the making and it's always nice to see 'em before they know how big
they are. Let's give it a bonus star and a ruler for early Jenna.

It is amazing to see Jenna in action so early in her career. If anyone was born to have sex, it is Jenna. She already had most of her techniques down in her first scene. The internal cumshot was gross, but if you're into that sort of thing...

For some reason, the editing was choppy in the last three segments. Silka was hot, but her boyfriend was pretty annoying. The segment with Krysti Lynn was really great! You can tell that she enjoys being filmed having sex. (Always a plus!) Don't ask me how, but Vanity looked better the longer her segment went on. She also does an anal scene.

The sound was iffy, and the picture quality so-so. No bonuses to speak of, and the worst part of this DVD is the illogical chapter stops! It was as if they were randomly chosen by a monkey at the editing studio. They should at least start at the beginning of each girl's scene!

Five words: "Jenna Jameson with natural tits." Doesn't do it for you? How about another look at the late Kristi Lynn, this time doing the bed bounce with Gerry Pike? Or the lovely, strawberry-blonde Silka, or British/Dutch import Vanity? Either of the first two is reason enough to watch this disc, with the other two as the icing on the cake.

The transfer is average, without good detail in slo-mo; but it's doubtful your customers will much mind, considering how hot the action is.

Before I saw this film, I didn't really care much for Jenna. However, this film changed all that. She's cute and displays an excellent attitude throughout. If you're lukewarm to Jenna, get this flick and become a drooling Jenna worshipper.

DVD Features:
Extras? What extras. There is nothing here. Kind of a waste of the technology, so if you're looking for more than the movie, you've come to the wrong place.

REVIEW:
It seems that Randy West is putting up a trial balloon with his Up & Cummers series on DVD. So far, I have seen only two titles on the shelves, this one, starring a young and still fresh, Jenna Jameson and Vol. 5 with the always incredible Katilyn Ashley. (I know everyone is trying to figure out why I am reviewing this one and not the Kaitlyn U&C. Well, the other one was sold out so I have to find another place to get it from before I can give it the full Rog treatment.) In addition to young Jenna, this volume also features the terribly sexy and sadly departed Krysti Lynn. Still, it's the chance to see how Jenna worked her way into the hearts and loins of America to become the biggest porn star of the nineties. Randy was one of the first to put her in the spotlight and reliving her early moments in this format is bound to make he look even better.
Randy starts things off with Jenna who really does look incredible. Her face looks incredibly young, fresh and totally corruptible. The body is simply amazing. (Is it me, or has she had bigger implants put in since this movie?) We get a prolonged scene that features Jenna doing a lot of still photo poses. It's not hard-core, but it serves as a nice tease, especially for the those of us who really like looking at woman's body. (Memo to Ed Powers, notice how Randy doesn't feel the need to ramble on with terrible comedy routines while he does this? Take note and learn so that maybe your movies won't be so unwatchable.) Jenna has a sexy ease in front of the camera that seems to be constantly begging for cock. Randy eventually gets around to joining her in the bed. Her firm, ripe body is a feast of sexual treats and Randy's mouth roams all over. After lingering for a while on her breasts, Randy parks himself between her thighs and makes a meal of her pussy. (What guy wouldn't lap those labes for a week to get her box ready for some penile pounding.) All that pussy eating has Randy hard as a rock, but Jenna takes it into her mouth anyway, worshipping his prick with her tongue. I've never been fully on the Jenna express, but the girl does know how to suck a dick and this is a wonderfully captured, perfectly delivered blowjob. She puts her all into servicing his cock and balls and I have to say she has never looked any better than right here. After all that oral sex, both of them are more than ready so Randy starts right in, pounding her pretty pussy as hard as he can. Either Jenna really is a hot, loud fuck or she learned early how to fake it well for the camera. When she is on top, Jenna certainly knows what looks good on camera and works her hips and thighs into a serious frenzy. Wow, don't those medium sized tits look great bouncing around as she fucks Randy? Moving behind her, Randy fucks even harder, grabbing Jenna by the hair and shoulders while plowing her precious puss. Now, here is where a nearly perfect scene goes south for me. Randy shoots his seed inside of Jenna and then the camera moves in as she pushes it out of her slit. Creampie fans rejoice, but for me, no thanks.
The next lady, Silka, is a ravishing strawberry blonde who comes out showing off some different outfits. Her long floral print dress makes her look like a Sunday school teacher, but underneath, she has a very sexy white bra and panty set that accents a phenomenal body. It's quite a turn on to watch her shed the shy girl clothes in favor of her more risqué underthings. She lounges on the bed in heels, bra and panties while Randy interviews the beautiful twenty three year old Floridian dancer. Again, Randy has a relaxed interview style that puts the video virgin at ease right away. Once her Q & A is out of the way, Silka breaks out a cool sex toy and starts to pleasure herself. I am a big fan of well done solo and this is very nicely shot. The masturbation footage highlights her fantastic thighs and what seems to be a very sweet pussy. Her sexy show eventually captures the attention of her boyfriend who slides in next to her on the bed. This guy is as well built as she is, with long black hair and a good sized cock, just the kind of guy the ladies are bound to love. Silka sure loves his prick, taking it into her mouth while the toy buzzes away between her legs. This good looking couple seem bent on giving each other as much pleasure as possible and that always makes for a hot scene. After their intense 69, Sebastian puts his lady on her hands and knees and starts fucking her from behind. Silka really does have a cute face and the sort of body that seems to look good from any angle. Randy does a great job of just staying out of the way and letting them enjoy each other.
Their in broken up in an interesting manner. All of a sudden, the couple is out on the balcony with Silka sucking Sebastian's cock. The lighting gets a bit tricky, but this is gonzo style real sex at its best. She gives a great blowjob then bends over the railing to get fucked again from behind. Nice low angle shots here showing off a sweet slit and fine legs. I really like this outdoor sex, but the backlighting makes some of the shots tough to see, so back to the bedroom we go. Good, solid mish pounding from Sebastian here and a well captured P2M shot that goes mostly into her mouth and is promptly swallowed by Silka.
Krysti Lynn looks quite fetching in her ripped jeans and sleeveless T-shirt. As she strips down, we get a chance to see one of the greatest butts in all of porn history, as well as her totally real boobs. Krysti talks about how much she really wants to fuck Jerry Pike as she plays with her pussy. Once again, we get a solo scene. Krysti is even hotter than Silka with a battery operated stress reliever in her hand (and in her pussy). Her hot finger fucking is a wonderful sight to behold, but is only a warm up for the even hotter action to come.
Jerry Pike comes in and is instantly taken by her spectacular ass. Naturally, he beings his sexual odyssey there, licking her cheeks and puckered rosebud. Watching Krysti suck dick, it's easy to see why she was such a fan favorite. There was no stopping this woman's mouth when a hard cock was anywhere close to her open lips. (Got to love a woman who beats her tongue with a dick.) Cowgirl is a great position for Krysti to fuck in since her hip action puts her hot ass in the center of the screen. Since she is also a wild fuck, the scene stays at a fever pitch from the start, including an acrobatic position that can best be described as half upside down missionary with Jerry fucking Krysti. Hats off to them both for pulling this off for as long as they do. No matte how hard Jerry gives it to her, Krysti wants more right toe the well captured facial popshot.
Vanity is a Dutch girl with and English accent and a very long pair of legs. After a couple of quick answers, she breaks out a sex toy and starts fucking herself with it. (Do I detect a theme here? Though not as hot as some of the others, Vanity seems to really enjoy getting herself off this way and she is nothing to sneeze at in the looks department either. Lots of extreme close up shots of her vibe filled pussy during the lengthy solo session. Finally, Randy brings his hard cock into the ring and Vanity quickly shows she can keep a meat stick warm in her mouth as well. Nice ball licking and sucking by the brunette as well. Before fucking her, Randy has Vanity get on her hands and knees and finger fuck her slit to a juicy climax. In the aftermath of her own orgasm, he slides his cock into her from behind. If the two position fuck feels a little rushed, it is only so he can go back to doggy to fuck this Dutch dickhound in her hot little asshole. After some close up assfuck shots, they go back to mish for a high energy grind session that sets of some loud cries of frenzied ecstasy from Vanity as Randy pounds into her with hard, short strokes. To close things out, she sucks/strokes eagerly, working out a load of protein onto her face and not stopping until every drop has been drained and cleaned from his cock. For the fourth hottest looking woman on the tape, Vanity is quite an outstanding porn sluttress who would be welcome back into porn any time.
After watching this, I think I have to say that it is Krysti Lynn I remember the most, not Jenna. While Jenna's scene was incredible, the nasty internal shot turned me off so much, Krysti snuck in and stole the spotlight. In addition to those two very hot scenes, Silka is worth a long, lusty look. Vanity is also fine looking and knows how to fuck. Four scenes, four winners this time from Randy West. While Krysti and Jenna are the best, the other two will keep your hands off your remotes and on your cocks as well. Excellent work.