Angels of Mayhem

Look, I don't want to start anything, but if you don't like this film, and you're a guy, I'm going to have to question your manhood. Nothing personal, but if this insanely gorgeous posse of pussy can't make you rise to the occasion, I don't think any spam e-mail offering medication is going to do the trick.

Nikki Benz stars and leads off in Angels of Mayhem, the star of Wetter the Better 4, brings her awesome tits to our screens in a scorcher of a scene. You know, I always thought doing the pool boy was a bit of a stereotype in porn, but lo and behold, here's Nikki gagging down hard on him. He loses a few points for barely returning the oral favour, but some of that is earned back with how hot Nikki is while getting fucked on the kitchen counter. There's just something in her demeanour in this scene that screams sexual animal. It's hotter than hell. The reverse cowgirl sequence that follows just helps to drive this home, as she braces herself between the counter and the kitchen island. Hot housewife indeed. A facial and tit-shot ends the scene, and we've already gotten our money's worth.

The stunning Maya Gates takes on two guys in the second scene. While I wasn't overjoyed with how overproduced the beginning of the scene was (camera effects, slow motion... all kind of distracting), the action itself more than makes up for it. The great thing about Maya, the gorgeous brunette that she is, is that she has such a pretty face, and yet backs it up with such nasty action. Plenty of anal throughout this scene, a DP, and she takes both popshots right in the mouth, though she does drool most of it out. I guess we can't have swallowing all the time.

Eva Angelina is third. That's really all I need to say. You should know how good the scene will be with Eva in it. Honestly, how she isn't the biggest porn star in history I'll never understand... if anyone deserved to be selling books and be a mainstream icon, it's this brunette beauty. Oh, and have you seen Big Wet Asses 12 yet? You need to. I'll wait... really, go ahead and type that in.

So anyhow, Eva's scene is outside, usually something I don't like in a porn scene, but this one is well enough done that it works. They got the lighting balance down correctly that it all comes together. Eva sucks cock and gets face fucked (always nice stuff, that), and then we head straight into the fucking. The guy manages to hold Eva's body in such a way that shows off just how magnificent she is... like the first scene, it's hard to explain without seeing it. Several positions later, and Eva takes a facial. What a face, what a scene.

Sophia Lynn has a solid scene, but for me, the money was really in the scene between Tory Lane (who I almost didn't recognize and yet still looks amazing... great hair) and Kendall Brooks. I wish they wouldn't have tried the faux dork route with the male star of the scene, but maybe they're going for the same kind of cliche the opening scene had. At least, I'm going to try to chalk it up to that. After the requisite amount of acting, Tory really shows off some great cocksucking skills. Granted, the guy isn't hung like a horse, but she still makes sure she goes balls to chin on him. He face fucks her pretty good as well. Kendall gets her turn with the same treatment, but Tory quickly hops back in and has her mouth used like a common orifice. Much sex ensues, but I have to say it was almost a bit odd to have Tory Lane in a scene without any anal. Which is fine, as she is the director of this production and I rather want to see her succeed in that role. She's a great sex star, so I have no doubt she'll prove to know what we like to see.

Nothing really special as far as extras go, though that's okay. Normally I'm a big fan of anal scenes, and yet this disc managed to seem much more hardcore than it actually was. I'd recommend it to anyone, even as a couples disc. Quite well done... more studios should follow this example.