Where The Boys Aren't #9

The first volume of WHERE THE BOYS AREN'T on DVD shouldn't be confused with the original volume on VHS (which introduced us to Tori Welles). Instead, this is actual Volume 9 of the series, subtitled "Crowded House". Crowded House? Cool...I love that group! However, this isn't the band we're talking about, instead it's a foreshadowing of things to come as a lot of hot girls are about to get it on in this very good all-girl DVD.

As the titles roll, we see Jenteal getting licked out by Christy Cannon. After a little finger play and oral, Christy gets out the hot wax and starts pouring over Jenteal's body! Ouch! Looks like Jenteal enjoys it, though! Brad Armstrong, who directed this volume, does a nice job of making the camera linger slowly over all the curves of the girl's bodies. His attention to the way these scenes are shot ads a touch of class to the production, and actually increases the eroticism.

Next, we find Chasey Lain, who plays a fortune teller, snapping Christy out of her fantasy. Christy leaves, and in walks the lovely Dyanna Lauren, who apparently has some fantasies of her own. After a little talk with Chasey, she starts to image herself in a chariot, while Chasey and Janine, clad in leather, pull the chariot like slave girls. Sure enough, before I could yell "I am Spartacus!", these women are all over each other. There is a hot double penetration with the ends two riding crops (which actually appear to be two red dildos placed over the ends of riding crops, but I'm not going to complain!) sliding into and out of Janine.

There are still some hot fantasies to come as Nikki Tyler gets her turn at Chasey's house of fortunes. She dreams about being in a red convertible with Jenteal, Christy Cannon and Alexis. Hey, I dream about the same thing all the time! Of course, this fantasy is just for the girls as Jenteal and Nikki team up in the back, and Christy and Alexis go at it up in the front. There is also some fun in this scene with a couple of long double-ended dildos, but I'll let the rest of you discover for yourselves just how and upon whom they are used.

Then it's an odd scene where we are either in a basement, or some type of construction site, or possibly even a warehouse where Janine, Nikki and Chasey are all greased up (literally!) and ready to play. Most of the action here is of the finger variety, as I imagine none of the girls were too anxious to put their tongues anywhere considering the state each of them were in with all the grease and oil. However, there is a little tongue action before it is over, so obviously these girls go above and beyond the call of duty for their fans!

After the last scenes' theme, it was nice to see something a little more romantic in nature. In the next to last scene, we get to see Dyanna and Alexis draped in white clothes and savoring each others' bodies. There is a little foreplay with a string of pearls in this scene, and some nice 69 action between the two women.

Finally, what would be an all-girl movie without an orgy? That's what we are treated to in the final scene, in which (I believe) all the girls are present. One of them may have been missing, but it was hard to tell since it was filmed by a campfire at night, and the girls are basically all over each other. Anyway, with all the girls dressed as belly dancers and licking and fingering in multiple positions and with multiple partners, it is a great last scene for a very good film.

I was extremely impressed by WHERE THE BOYS AREN'T. While all-girl movies are not always my first choice when selecting an adult film, this one is certainly worth a look from anyone who enjoys seeing some of the biggest names in porn go at it. All of the girls are hot, and all of them seem to be really into the scenes they are performing in. As with all Vivid titles, there are plenty of extra features to keep you busy when you are done viewing the feature.

I must first apologize to those who requested I review the first of the WTBA series. I will review it very soon, I promise.

I had a specific request to review Where The Boys Aren't, after posting my reviews for #8 and #10. I was delighted to comply and quickly ran to ask for a copy. I snuggled on my sofa, ready to watch the movie that started it all. I began by watching the features- and what a great place to start! I adore Kobe Tai, partly because of her beauty, but mostly because of her enthusiasm she has for her work. I was pleasantly surprised to see her featured for Virtual Sex. I am sure that anyone who adores her as much as I do will be just as happy as I was to watch her perform. This feature alone will keep many of her fans entertained for hours! I continued to view the "normal" Vivid features including Cyber Sex, other Vivid DVD Previews, Int Tel Sex Game and Web Info. I was pleased with them, as I am with most Vivid titles. I admit, I was anxious to view the feature, so I hit play on my remote and grabbed my notebook. The title came up stating "Where The Boys Aren't #9: Crowded House." I hit pause. I distinctly remember checking the web site to see if any other titles of this series had been released. None had been on the site. I checked the box cover, which stated it was Where The Boys Aren't. Confused, I sat for a moment wondering what to do. I decided that I wanted to see a Where The Boys Aren't movie, so I watched it.

As I begin to write this, I am wondering how I got as lucky as I did to get this title. This is truly an excellent movie. Opening with Alexis and Jenteal is a great way to begin, but adding multi angles to the first scene is an excellent addition. Alexis is on her knees, as Jenteal sits on a chair as you choose which incredible view you want. The close ups are crisp and the audio is clear as we zoom in for one great shot after another. Jenteal then turns to kneel on the chair as Alexis tongue-fucks her pussy from behind. Alexis grabs her ass, spreading it wider for her to get deeper into her pussy. They move to a table, where Jenteal lays on her back as Alexis slides her tongue from the top to the bottom of her pussy, teasing it. Pausing for a moment, Alexis stands, reaching for two candles. She pours hot wax down Jenteal's body, covering her chest, her hips, and her flat stomach with the liquid. Jenteal writhes on the table, swept up in the stinging sensations spearing through her body. Alexis picks up one of her legs, sensually dripping the wax down her calf, to cover her thigh. (I was so turned on by this time, I thought I was going to explode!)

We turn to fortuneteller, Chasey, who is sitting at a table, looking into a crystal ball. She is trying to get the attention of her client, Christy. We discover that we were not witnessing an actual event, only a fantasy, as Christy comes out of her semi-. After confirming her appointment for the following week, she exits. Chasey sits back, as her next customer enters. Dyanna hesitates as she enters looking around and examining her surroundings. She tells Chasey she is curious about her future at work. She wants to know if her hard work and dedication are going to pay off. Chasey begins "reading" her Tarot cards. She explains the images she sees, ending with the Chariot card. Chasey explains what the Chariot means as Dyanna fades to a fantasy. We turn to Dyanna standing in a small cart, holding the reins in her hands. When the camera pans back, we see that instead of horses, Janine and Chasey are both harnessed to the chariot. They have leather "bits" in their mouths attached to the headgear. Dyanna comes down out of the cart to examine the two beauties. The scene goes on for Janine and Dyanna embrace as Chasey falls to her knees, lifting Dyanna's skirt. Chasey begins licking Dyanna as he plays with Janine's breasts. The fun has begun. The ladies look fantabulous and the performance we are given is unbelievable. When you take three of Vivid's best girls and put them together, it is mind blowing. Janine drops to her knees beside Chasey, as they work together to please Dyanna. I can not think of three ladies that could be more passionate. Watching them as the fantasy continues is enough to blow my mind. Janine bends slightly for Dyanna to slide a toy in her pussy and another in her ass. These girls show us everything we love, from nice and sweet, to nasty-n-naughty.

When Nikki Tyler walks in, she is curious about her future. Chasey again consults her cards as she looks for the answers. As she begins to explains what she sees, we fade out to see a classic car with four passengers. Nikki, Jenteal, Christy and Alexis are soon shedding their clothes and their inhibitions on (and in!) the classic vehicle. True to the Where The Boys Aren't series, it offers more incredible girl/girl action. I would love to try to give you more details, but I haven't a clue where to start. You will not want to miss a moment of the pussy licking, finger fucking or the incredible coos, moans and giggles of the women as they play! When they pull out the toys, the actions gets even hotter. Get ready to watch this twice, just to be sure you didn't miss a thing.

We now turn to my favorite part of the entire movie. The girls are in dirty, torn clothes. They are covered in grime, as they fall into a pile of wet skin and curious hands. Janine, Nikki and Chasey grind, hump, lick and suck on everything they can find. Set to music, the entire scene is an experience, rather than a story. (An experience with multiple angles!) They will take your breath away!

Alexis and Dyanna are draped in a white cloth, exposing much of their bodies. They slowly turn to each other and begin a slower, more sensual tempo. For those of you who prefer an "calmness" instead of throbbing, pounding scenes, you will find this very refreshing. Personally, I prefer the hardness, pounding and throbbing of a nice hard fuck, but that is just my personal opinion. Slow and sensual certainly has its advantages, I just think they are very hard to catch on camera. You decide.

None of the movies would be the same without the all girl orgy at the end. The girls are dressed in gauzy, shiny, belly dancer costume. This adds to the environment as they fall together. Nothing beats the orgy scenes! This is a pure delight to watch, with Vivid's most beautiful women enjoying each other with passion and enthusiasm.

I love the Where The Boys Aren't series, and this is another excellent addition. For those of us who continue to think that girl/girl action is one of the most awesome things to watch, I am sure that Vivid will continue to "hit the spot" with their up and coming releases of this series. I am always watching for the next one!

Though WBA is actually #9 in the series, it's still very good. The sex is hot and the story gives ya just enough of a break so you don't have a pleasure overload between the sex.
The sound is good but I'm not too crazy about how the picture has a tendency to pause. But other then that it's very good.
The features are good too. Especially with the virtual sex feature with Kobe Tai. Though I'm assuming it's not as well done as the actuall Virtual Sex series.

If you like lesbien, you'll LOVE the movie!

I didn't know that this was a dyke film until my roommate told me. Then I watched it and was actually pretty amazed at the shit dykes did to each other. It made me look at women a whole different way. The sex was very very erotic and you will pop a boner just staring at the gorgeous women! Definately worth watching once but not really good for replay value. Janine and chasey are down and dirty in this movie and that scence is wortht the price of the movie alone. However, if you can rent this one, that would be your best bet.